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141 who don’t know they are fucking with a reformed maneater
Price: Tries to pull the “just wait” card. Just wait until the next mission to make things official. Just wait until he gets back before you break things. Just wait until the holidays are over to meet his family. Just wait until he’s ready to retire before settling down. You liked him enough to hold out, but enough was enough. Which is when he tries to stop you from leaving with your duffle bag of clothes, insisting your jumping the gun in wanting to move in with him after almost a year together you turn and face him. Your tone sharp. “I'm not asking for too much I'm just asking the wrong person.”
Kyle: he’s a pretty boy and he fucking knows it. But damn when he wants to try and be a fuck boy too? You need to take him down a peg. He may have looks but he’s still the shortest of the 141. You eye him up and down before grabbing your bag. “You’re cute, but you’re not tall enough to be acting like this.”
Soap: Loves to play games. Which is why he thinks it’s hilarious when you’re meeting his friends for the first time to take the absolute piss and make a joke out of it. He’s crude and crass. Nothing like the man who begged on his knees just for the chance to lick your pussy. “Dinnae get upset. Just havin’ a wee bit of fun.” You sigh mumbling loud enough for him to hear “the one time I don’t go for looks and this fuckin’ happens.”
Ghost: Simon who bails on your date last minute, choosing to get shitfaced with the boys rather than take a pretty little bird like you out. He’s surprised to find you had texted him back with an ‘okay’ and not losing your shit or trying to guilt trip him. What he is surprised about is you turning him down when he tries to come over. He knew you’d be miffed about him not taking you out so when he tried to arrange something, you turn him down again. He tells you not to be mad. Shit came up. Your response? “I’m not mad. I’m just no longer interested.”
here is your friendly reminder that you totally matter in this world and make a difference by simply existing and being you ₊˚⊹♡
yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right
An icon, really.
Also, whoever started the head canon that Porter is Pakistani-British, then said that they won't stop until everyone accepts it---congratulations. Everytime I think of that man, that's exactly what he looks like to me. And I love it.
Also, whoever started the head canon that Porter is Pakistani-British, then said that they won't stop until everyone accepts it---congratulations. Everytime I think of that man, that's exactly what he looks like to me. And I love it.
This is very much giving Porter and Treasure vibes.

https://pin.it/S9dQnzqTT
(Here's the link for credit! Found on Pinterest 🤗)
Eirk HAS to be a graphic designer or something. The visuals are. I.N.S.A.N.E.!!!!!
It's been ages since he's returned from the war. Please Erik tell me you're just taking up my head canon for their meet-aversary.
YALL, CAN I OFFER YAH. . .A PORTER SOLAIRE IN THESE TRYING TIMES 🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻

And plus a song I like for him 🥺🥺💖💖
I'm tired of 6'2-6'5 being the go to height when people find a character attractive.
Soap is 5'11
Ghost is 6'4
Price is 6'2
Gaz is 6'1
Graves is 5'10
König is 6'9
CAPTAIN mactavish was around 6'2
SERGEANT Mactavish is like 5'11 at most.
Phillips Graves isn't 6'2. he's not towering over you. He's around the same height as Soap. looks taller with that big ass helmet on, is actually a bit shorter. I'll give him 5'9/5'10. His VA is 5'10
König could be 6'10, but considering is VA is 6'3, I'm not entirely sure. I'd give 6'6-'6'10
Ghost isn't 6'5, 6'6. Soaps head goes to his ear. he's closer to 6'3/6'4. still tall, but not THAT tall. His VA is 6'3
Price isn't 6'5, HE'S 6'2. not as tall as ghost but close. His VA is 6'2
and pretty boy Gaz is said to be 6'4, But his VA is 5'11-6'0. and Soap goes up to his eyebrows. we'll say he's 6'1.
stop giving the characters an extra 3 inches to make them seem hotter, I much prefer my men 5'9 rather than 6'5 🙏
terrible times to be a writer on tumblr

On a more serious note, those are the notes I received on my Gyutaro fic, CAM. I initially said I’d consider turning it into a multi-part series if it got a strong enough response, but clearly, it didn’t do as well as I had hoped. The response on AO3 is even worse, with only 22 kudos and no feedback at all.
While I’m super grateful that three people have commented and expressed interest in another part here on tumblr, I’m genuinely torn about whether it’s worth continuing if only a small number of readers are going to engage with it in the end.
I've always struggled with the lack of feedbacks on my works and once again, this is very disheartening for me as a writer. I put a lot of time and energy into creating these stories, and when there’s so little response, it’s hard not to feel discouraged.
So my question is: Is it really worth expanding this into a two/multi-part series, or should I just leave it as it is?
All of this to say — please support your writers. This isn't instagram or twitter, likes are pretty much worthless and do not help at all with visibility. 🩷
Especially when a taller person is with a short person, and they automatically say something along the lines of pedophilia. Leave. Us. Aloneeee!!!

this one is so real.
Just thinking about Jealous Porter ☺️
Imagine Vincent and Treasure being on mutual terms later in their relationship with Porter.
Treasure has Vincent's phone number, "just in case" he says. Ya never know what type of emergencies can come up when an unemowered human is new to a sketchy vampire clan *cough* *cough* looks at Lovely. And on top of that, having your lover who is a hitman for a morally grey King.
After a long night of..... fun, Treasure is in a deep peaceful sleep when their phone screen turns on, signaling a text notification. Porter, assuming it's their toxic friends, picks it up to see what they could possibly want from them at the dead of night and to send a quick but assertive response, telling them to fuck of.
But oh, what's this?
Vincent!?
Why does Treasure have Vincent's phone number? Why does Vincent have his Treasure's number?? Why is that spoiled prince bothering them while they sleep? Especially after all the "fun" they had?! He knows Treasure would NEVER cheat-they just aren't the type. They've stuck around their shitty friends for long enough. Treasure is loyal. And Vincent would NEVER be the type to homewreck or step out on Lovely.
But still, Porter is jealous 🤗
“You humans confuse me. You try so very hard to be as boring as everybody else, and, when some gifted soul is born that has some small degree of uniqueness to it, you beat and break it until it fits into a dull little box that you can understand. Explain this to me, if you please.”


Josh Brolin in Thrashin’ (1986) dir. David Winters
“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”
My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding
I'm guessing that Porter was born around the 1950s.
When listening to his first audio and he described Treasure as demure I didn't know what that meant so I looked it up. I can't remember which website it was, but it showed the popularity of the word throughout history, and the most recent was the 2010s, but that wouldn't necessarily make sense because 1) you tend to keep the vocabulary you grown up learning and 2) Porter was around even before Vincent was turned (I'm pretty sure). He's older than Vincent, talks with older terms, and just imagine how LONG it would take for the tutors William got to teach him. He's like the Simone Biles of vampire magic. That didn't come from no where. He was unemowered before he was turned as well, so he would've needed EXTRA help.
So, the most recent timeframe in which "demure" was popular was, I believe, around the 1950s. Again, I could be wrong because I can't remember the website. But it makes sense that he would be around 70 years old.

Hello, Sam Collins.

ouch
My History professor is just a straight, older Erik. Same haircut, same eye color, same voice. The loophole I was thrown into while being lectured on Truman & Reagan....

Porter solaire every month like clockwork


THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS.
its really exhausting not being valued by my own mother if I am not actively studying, working or cleaning her house at any given period of time.