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like i hate him but he actually made me giggle, he’s such a gremlin

I’m sorry but 4 years later and Adam is still the funniest redacted man ever to refer to Vincent as a nobody to lovely when he knows damn well Vincent is a prince

2nd of Redactober — Adam

i hate this twinkshdjdd

i headcanon that he’s a youngest sibling and didn’t really get much attention growing up. spoiled with things but mostly ignored yk

and a second headcanon is that alexis has turned him down before LMAO

🖤Redactober 2024🖤

🎃It’s that time of year again~!🎃

Event Notes:

If you don’t have the voice for Talktober or the dirty mind for Kinktober, why not take part in Redactober- a fun, low-threshold event meant to bring us together as a fandom and inspire us to create and share?

This year, we’ll be going a little more freeform. I give you a Redacted man, listed alphabetically, and you choose the prompt as long as it starts with that man’s first initial. (We’re gonna have to get creative with A-words, y’all.)

With that prompt, create something! Write a fic! Sketch some art! Put together some headcanons, draft a song, canva together a moodboard, wherever the Halloween spirit takes you!

Whatever you create, please tag it “#Redactober 2024” so we can look through them and share. Though I won’t be participating every day due to prior engagements, I’ll be making an effort to reblog all the entries 💕

Have fun 🎃

Keep your hands arms feet and legs inside the ride at all times folks

"Quoth the Raven nevermore" or whatever the fuck.

Hey did you know that ravens and wolves have a symbiotic relationship with each other. That's cool.

"Because... Vampire!!"/ref

(He/they Darlin') you should commission me (with rizz)

(He/they Angel and Darlin) (He/Him sweetheart) also David is here.

In a listener appreciation mood as of late

Hello Redacted tumblr I have a Porter Potty for you all :3

Omg queers

I'm the queerest out of all of us

VEGA IS GETTING A MAKEOVER

You Already Know It. We're Doing More Headcanons. I Present To You: Samuel "definitely not one of my favorites whatever would make you think that /s" Collins.

-Mans buys a two-liter carton of iced tea when he's out on a drive and gets thirsty. He drinks it straight out of the carton and Vincent hates it.

^Yes, this is partially Darlin's fault.

-He actually likes wearing plateaued boots or boots with heels. No clue why, because he doesn't really need the extra height and that type of shoe doesn't usually go with his outfits, but he seems to just enjoy wearing them.

-He tried to do gardening as a hobby once and failed miserably. He did everything right and the plants died anyway.

-Contrary to popular belief, Sam's favorite genre of music isn't country. He actually has a weird obsession with classical music and listens to a lot of rock music from around 2010.

^The weird obsession with classical music originated when Sam was in his early teens. He would put on classical music when he was stressed because it was plenty loud to block out his parents arguing/yelling as well as his own thoughts and it was calm enough to keep him from snapping and getting aggressive.

-Sam is weirdly good at shaping ice. If you hand this man a block of ice and an ice pick he can cut you a detailed flower out of it.

^Instead of doing that, though, he mainly uses this talent to make little heart- or star-shaped ice cubes for his and Darlin's drinks.

-Sam has considered a name change before, but then people started calling him "Sam" instead of "Samuel" more often and he quickly scratched that idea.

More Headcanons Because I Said So. Vincent "what even is a bad hair day" Solaire Edition:

-Has had at least one (1) existential crisis since becoming a vampire.

-Listens to hyperpop music religiously.

^He got Lovely into it too.

^^He, Lovely, and Darlin meet up to listen to music sometimes. Sam stays home because he'd "rather turn mortal to experience a migraine again before listening to... that."

-His love language is physical touch, so he is constantly either holding Lovely's hand, has his face in the crook of their neck, or has an arm around their waist/shoulders.

^After a kiss, there is always that very cute lean forward he does so he can either lean his forehead against Lovely's or boop their nose with his.

-He prefers wine over any other type of alcohol.

-Vincent never gets out of bed on time (not that he has that much to do most of the time anyway but still).

-Owns a weirdly huge stuffed animal and it freaks everyone out whenever they visit Vincent.

^That thing is a black blob with yellow eyes, by the way (Vincent insists it is a cat. Nobody believes him), and "weirdly huge" means it almost reaches the ceiling and takes up an entire corner of his living room.

Okay but….who was the first redacted boy you ever listened to?

Mine was Vincent ❤︎

I wonder if William will somehow manipulate Porter into becoming next in line for succession 👑. It would be interesting to see how he would respond+ treasure's response.

(Also thinking about Will telling Porter he wants to meet Treasure. He asked Vincent to meet Lovely, but the difference is that Porter is kinda terrified of him. I wanna see that reaction, too 👀).

The wedding has finally arrived!!! 💒🔔✨

As much as I love these characters, I would really like to transition to focusing on the vampires now, specifically the Solaires (duh lol). There's so much potential for new characters. Dimitri Rebane, more Porter audios, mayyyyybe William audios (👀), who knows!!! (Please read below!!!!! I have so many ideas and need to dump them somewhere) (⚠️pun not intended⚠️).

People may not agree with me on that, but hear me out! Vincent and Sam left the house of Solaires, so we could get audios here and there about where they (and their relationships) end up. Since the wedding is done and David stated that during the summit, someone from the house of Wright told him to stay away from the Solaires, that would give more of a reason to have dispersed audios for Vincent and Sam and to include new characters. They've been around for a long while now, and the werewolf culture is hashed out, so I feel that there isn't much else to do with them.

Here are some arcs that I think would be cool to enter:

1) Although we know about werewolf culture, we only know a little about vampire culture and their politics. I would absolutely LOVE to see how that comes to play in Porter and Treasure's relationship (*Important note*: During the summit, when it was pointed out by the Prince of the house of Bennet that Vince killed someone, Porter was Q.U.I.C.K to defend him by saying that Adam violated the bite/claim marking). It seems that Porter is very protective of Treasure and values the relationship with them, so I think there's opportunity to hash out Vamp culture/politics through that. Ex: Someone has an eye out for Treasure, Porter freaks out but they don't know why, then we get an explanation. Idk why, but it's interesting to me that Porter covered for Vince that quick, and for *that* reason. Of course that could be explained away bc he literally killed a King and was in charge of creating an alibi, but it felt like foreshadowing to me. At some point Treasure is going to have to be informed that their man's a hitman, and maybe it's the toxicity in me but I think Porter being quick to unalive someone for violating that bite claim could be an entry way into that conversation.

1.5) If we get Will as an official character (listener wise), then we can see how his and Porter's...uhhh...relationship. When we were introduced to Porter, he was very adamant (again, no pun intended) that Treasure's friends were not good people and went into a tangent about transactional relationships. I fully feel like this was a projection of his and Will's friendship. To support my point, the next audio was him contemplating the validity and ethics of the friendship. He even questioned if he was scared of Will. It would be great to see this explored further by more vamp politics videos. In my recent post about Porter, I wondered whether Will is going to manipulate Porter into becoming next in line for succession. Alexis is trash, Vincent is gone...so who's left???

2) Speaking of monarchies and successions, I know the fooliverse audios are not supposed to be taken as canon, but it's interesting that Erik brought up a whole new character for Milo's audio. Dimitri Rebane. Like...we get a first AND last name??? For a non-canon arc??? 🤨 We didn't even get Asher's last name until what? Almost a year ago? Erik seems very organized and well thought out, so even though the fooliverse arc itself isn't canon, the characters sure are. AND Mr. Rebane is a KING??? How come he wasn't brought up in the summit??? Hmmm.....🤔 Wouldn't it be crazy if he does become a canon character and ends up murdering Will and taking over the Solaire clan? Maybe he messes up the friendship with Porter to no return (maybe by messing with Treasure somehow) and Porter helps Dimitri become king because he's better, and he won't have to take up more responsibility than he could handle.

3) I get it, some people may prefer werewolves to vampires. But I think everyone forgot that THERE'S A WHOLE ASS WEREWOLF PACK THAT HAS NOT BEEN COVERED YET‼️‼️‼️We have the Keaton pack, but does anyone remember during one of Erik's channel anniversary streams where he did a kahoot-style game and alluded to the Moore pack (no, not Lasko lol). There were four options, the Shaw pack, the Keaton pack, the Moore pack, and some other answer. The Moores was the correct one and he even gave a geographic location to them in comparison to the Shaw and Keaton packs. We dead ass could have a whole nother set of characters from a whole different pack if he didn't give them the Frederick and Bright Eyes treatment and just ignored their whole existence .

That's all the brain dump I have for now. Sorry if I fried yours in the process, but I've been thinking about the Moore (or More) pack FOR YEARS.

(Also, Monarch Baz got pissy with David for not understanding vamp politics, AND it's confirmed that some vamps are involved with the inversion and close-knit case, which is more support for my reasoning and theory that we might be headed towards a vamp arc soon). If you guys like me dumping info and theories like this, PLEASE let me know. If not, I'll definitely keep my posts shorter in the future. Thank you for reading!!! 💜 Stay safe, drink water, and drive safe!

In the mean time, Dimitri from the movie Anastasia is my head canon for Dimitri Rebane.

I know some people agree that Milo and Sweetheart are the token 'Morticia & Gomez Adams' couple vibes, but Porter and Treasure are the embodiment of that couple.

Treasure didn't even budge when Porter revealed himself as a vampire. Both are freaky AF. Also, "I would do anything for you" says Porter in his HBS video.

Yeah. They're DEFINITELY the actual Adams couple.

~~~Imagine~~~

For Porter and Treasure's meet-aversary, both of them go to a local pumpkin patch where they participate in fun fall festivities.

Porter likes cheap stuff that is fun, and usually there's apple cider taste testing, corn mazes, haunted houses, hay rides, and so on at pumpkin patches.

To end the night the two of them are either in Treasure's apartment/house or at Sky Side where they play Halloween movies, eat s'mores, and enjoy carving pumpkins and putting candles inside of 'em. It's a classic fall date, but still fairly cheap and fun. Let's hope Treasure doesn't get suspicious of Porter's knife wielding skills.

My History professor is just a straight, older Erik. Same haircut, same eye color, same voice. The loophole I was thrown into while being lectured on Truman & Reagan....

Hello, Sam Collins.

ouch

I'm guessing that Porter was born around the 1950s.

When listening to his first audio and he described Treasure as demure I didn't know what that meant so I looked it up. I can't remember which website it was, but it showed the popularity of the word throughout history, and the most recent was the 2010s, but that wouldn't necessarily make sense because 1) you tend to keep the vocabulary you grown up learning and 2) Porter was around even before Vincent was turned (I'm pretty sure). He's older than Vincent, talks with older terms, and just imagine how LONG it would take for the tutors William got to teach him. He's like the Simone Biles of vampire magic. That didn't come from no where. He was unemowered before he was turned as well, so he would've needed EXTRA help.

So, the most recent timeframe in which "demure" was popular was, I believe, around the 1950s. Again, I could be wrong because I can't remember the website. But it makes sense that he would be around 70 years old.

Just thinking about Jealous Porter ☺️

Imagine Vincent and Treasure being on mutual terms later in their relationship with Porter.

Treasure has Vincent's phone number, "just in case" he says. Ya never know what type of emergencies can come up when an unemowered human is new to a sketchy vampire clan *cough* *cough* looks at Lovely. And on top of that, having your lover who is a hitman for a morally grey King.

After a long night of..... fun, Treasure is in a deep peaceful sleep when their phone screen turns on, signaling a text notification. Porter, assuming it's their toxic friends, picks it up to see what they could possibly want from them at the dead of night and to send a quick but assertive response, telling them to fuck of.

But oh, what's this?

Vincent!?

Why does Treasure have Vincent's phone number? Why does Vincent have his Treasure's number?? Why is that spoiled prince bothering them while they sleep? Especially after all the "fun" they had?! He knows Treasure would NEVER cheat-they just aren't the type. They've stuck around their shitty friends for long enough. Treasure is loyal. And Vincent would NEVER be the type to homewreck or step out on Lovely.

But still, Porter is jealous 🤗