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No one cares but I have pokemon autism which means it's important to ME. /LH

My version of Angel (who is a boxer and would have a full fighting type team) also has a bewear and I think it's hilarious that he and Ollie have the same pokemon but for completely different reasons

That's it.

My Iced-Tea Categorization Thing But It's The Redacted Characters:

-Drinks iced tea straight from its two-liter carton:

Sam (but only when he doesn't have a glass)

Elliott (but it's a 1 liter carton)

Frederick (it's Bright Eyes' fault)

Huxley

Marcus

Caelum

Hudson

-Drinks iced tea from a glass like a normal person but the glass is filled with more ice than tea:

Gavin (3/4 Ice 1/4 tea)

Damien (the tea is more water than tea with how fast the ice melts so he needs a lot)

Xavier

Vincent

Kody

Milo

Blake

-Drinks iced tea warm, defeating the whole purpose of it being iced:

Ollie (forgets to drink it so it turns warm)

Ivan (Yandere and Flyboi)

Quinn (his teeth are sensitive)

Regulus

David

James

-Prefers hot tea:

Aaron

Camelopardalis

Avior

Anton

Brachium

Morgan

Eric

Geordi

"Why would you drink tea when [sugary, over-caffeinated thing that will one day give them diabetes] exists?":

Asher

Guy

Lasko

Nick

"Why would you drink?"

Vega

We're Having More Character Nicknames Because I'm Bored! Unempowered Listeners Edition:

Honey: My beloved menace (/favorite menace)/Mine/Guy (but very affectionately if that makes sense?)

Sunshine: Moonlight (because a: they love the night sky and b: they love the idea of having matching names for each other)

Smartass: Smartmouth/Mister Know It All

Ollie's Babe: Ollie/My Favorite

Flyboi Ivan's Baby: Dearest/Pretty Boy

As per request, I will assign the Redacted cast Honkai Star Rail mains (also because I have been all over this game since release and am therefore most certainly the most qualified person for this job):

Asher: Still waiting for Fu Hua to make an appearance, but he almost cried when he saw Himeko and did cry when he pulled her. The Honkai Impact 3rd vet is now a Himeko main.

Baabe: Herta main because they thought she was cute.

Milo: A Jing Yuan main whose main team is based on follow-up attacks.

Sweetheart: A Welt Yang main who almost threw their phone the first time they saw and recognized him (they, like Asher, are also a Honkai Impact 3rd player).

Angel: Hook main solely to cause chaos.

David: Refuses to play this game, but would likely be a Clara main if he were to play.

Darlin: So far all of their pulls on standard and all their lost 50/50s have resulted in an E3 Gepard, which they've taken as a sign from whatever higher power that they must turn this man into a dps.

Sam: (Actually good at this game btw) has a team full of supports only and mains Asta.

Lovely: Serval main "because she's hot" (Vincent 100% agrees).

Vincent: Has been saving for Kafka since day one, but then Blade came out, and now all his Stellar Jade is gone.

Gavin: Yukong main (I tell you this, as a Yukong main).

Freelancer: Silver Wolf because "Why do the enemies always have the toughness I can't break with my current team?!"

Lasko: Somehow turned March 7th into a possible dps by building her follow-up attacks (also plays the freeze team of Herta/Pela/March/Gepard).

Lasko's Co-worker: Best Bailu build in all of Dahlia because god knows the d.a.m.n. crew doesn't build their healers properly.

Huxley: Bronya, because he likes playing and building supports.

Damien: Seele, because he likes doing big damage.

Kody: A very edgy Dan Heng main.

Elliott: Sushang main because big c-

Sunshine: Yanqing main. Don't ask why. I just feel like it.

Guy: Sampo. No explanation needed, I hope.

Honey: E6 Natasha which was originally built because Guy has no idea how to build healers correctly but after E6, Natasha just became a dps. Guy is scared of their build.

Besite: Qinque main because Bestie and Qinque give off the same vibe.

Blake: An Arlan main because symbolism.

Ollie: Pela main. He somehow knows her full name and how to write it properly.

Mentor: A Tingyun main because they think she's cute.

Aaron & Smartass: Preservation and Destruction path Trailblazer. This was Smartass' idea because they thought it would be funny.

To offer the other version of my previous (crack) fic idea:

Redacted characters becoming self-aware.

Sam gets to have an existential crisis, David gets to be forced into calming all of his pack mates down, Gavin and Guy get to make jokes about being the sexiest and most simped for characters of the show, Damien gets to try his best at finding a logical explanation for all this, Ollie can have a comfort audio and realize that that's his whole character, Elliott, Avior and Blake will get to complain about all the shit they've been put through for the amusement of faceless strangers - it'd be great!

Eggs.

Asher's dad, Darlin, Guy, Milo, and Damien make the best scrambled eggs to ever exist.

Vincent, Freelancer, Ollie, Doc, and Honey make great fried eggs in all their variations.

David, Elliott, Avior, Sam, and Huxley make an awesome omelet.

Sweetheart, Geordi, Gavin, Lasko's co-worker, and Marie make the cutest and most delicious egg rolls.

Describing Redacted characters in one sentence or less (brackets don't count) but it gets progressively less comprehensive:

David: Big werewolf alpha dude (not the cringe kind)

Milo: Smol werewolf dude (the big kind)

Damien: Hot tsundere (literally)

Morgan: Non-existent

Guy: A heart-shaped pizza with all your favorite toppings that you can top yourself if you want-

Nick: Cat boi (definitely the cringe kind)

Ollie: Comfort food

Blake: Cold soup

Gavin: The reason I cry myself to sleep once a week

James: Needs to go tf home.

Asher: The canonical energizer bunny

Lasko: Me

Huxley: Me on anxiety meds

Caelum: Cotton candy given human form.

Anton: A testament to Erik's voice acting and general acting skills.

Marcus: Very killable.

Kody: Looks like great cake but actually went bad five months ago.

Elliott: Had an edible for breakfast and hasn't eaten since.

Hudson: Trying to eat serotonin with chopsticks.

Brachium: An edible pretending to be a gummy worm.

Vincent: Talks like what perfume tastes like.

Ivan: Saltwater in your eyes but it might just be your tears and you honestly don't even care at this point.

Aaron: Sand in your mouth and between your teeth but you're enjoying it.

Sam: If blankets could talk, they'd sound and speak like him.

Eric: That feeling you get when looking at an empty closet.

Camelopardalis: Anxiety meds in the form of a flesh prison.

Avior: If you unhinged your jaw, you could eat him.

Vega: You can drink him with a straw (and only with a straw).

Hush: You can eat him.

Redacted characters and listeners as pieces of advice I, your residential writer and overthinker, would like to give all of you:

Darlin: If you're going traveling by public transportation or are going anywhere shady, buy all of your drinks on your way in glassware. Don't buy plastic bottles, buy glass. You'll feel a lot safer with a bottle made from glass in your hands when a creep comes talking to you.

David: When you're in a hotel, you can check for one way mirrors by putting your finger on its surface. If there's a little bit of space between your finger and its reflection, then it's a normal mirror. If not and your finger and its reflection are touching, then you should probably leave that hotel and never go there again.

Ollie: Percentages are reversible. 25% of 8 is the same as 8% of 25 (2), 17% of 112 is the same as 112% of 17 (19,04), and so on.

Blake: You can make chloroform by mixing bleach and rubbing alcohol. No I will not tell you any measurements, go figure it out yourself.

Bestie: Chloroform does not work the way it is often portrayed in movies. It will take a good five minutes of inhaling it to pass out. So just use a syringe.

Freelancer: Cuts to the forehead bleed an excessive amount because the face and scalp both have so many blood vessels very close to the skin. So, if you find yourself in a fight and are armed with something sharp, cut your opponent's forehead to (maybe blind them, but mainly to) annoy the hell out of them.

Baabe: You can remove permanent marker from your clothes by using hand sanitizer and from your carpet by using vinegar.

Milo: You can most effectively kick down a door by kicking near its lock (not on it, why would you even do that?) and driving your heel into the door rather than trying to get your whole foot through. You should also really lean into it to get the best results.

Vincent: This differs from individual to individual, but normally a person will starve after about anywhere from 30 to ~50 days. I know, that's a really broad timespan, that's why it's so important that it differs from person to person and why it's so infuriating to make a character starve in a book - it takes so much time to figure out how long this specific person with their specific body type and circumstance will take to die of starvation!

I am colddd so,

"Want me to make you some tea?" - Ollie, Lasko, Caelum, Camelopardalis

"Then come to bed already" - Aaron, Damien, Sam, David

"Let's run ourselves a hot bath then" - Milo, Vincent, Avior, James (to his spouse)

"Put your hands between my thighs! :D" - Guy, Huxley, Gavin, Asher

"And what exactly am I supposed to do about it?" Hush, Brachium, James (to Asset)

Eirk HAS to be a graphic designer or something. The visuals are. I.N.S.A.N.E.!!!!!

just saw few confessions about guy

IF YOU DONT WANT TO LISTEN TO GUY THEN DONT?? YOU DONT HAVE TO INSULT HIM AND STUFF?? i too love lore but dont you think everything will be so exhausting to do if all the asmr just lore lore lore lore lore lore and lore? listen i do agree with people saying that guy need more flavor that guy need angst or reverse comfort audio

but sometimes when all the lore videos has been too much it's nice to take a break and listen to a nice chill audio from ollie and guy you know?

you dont have to insult him if you dont like him :(

Omg I just realized that Ollie and Mentor got together on my birthday :0

Can someone make a redacted dating sim? Pretty please?? Most of this fandom are artists and writers, I'm sure there should be some programmers here, right??

So like you pick a character and become their listener to play their route. For example if you chose Asher then you get stuck in an elevator with him and etc.

So basically just redacted but as a game with multiple choices!

And it wouldn't even need voicing since you could just use the characters actual lines (if that's legal idk). Obviously not all the lines would be voiced but still.

AND YOU GET TO CUSTOMIZE YOUR CHARACTER SINCE LISTENERS DON'T HAVE A CANON APPEARANCE!!!! WILD POTENTIAL IF YOU ASK ME