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Currently taking redacted asmr uquizzes so I'm going to spam my account with my results and link. If you take the quizzes don't be afraid to reblog this and share

Assigning you a Redacted ASMR relationship

AAAAAAAA yessss

I love Sam and I relate to darlin to much

Before even listening to redacted asmr, my favorite nickname was darling, and I love the idea of vampires in love and I'm a slow love kind of person.

OK Ok sorry I'm happy

Until He Gets Tired Of Me Part 1

Edited version of this fic

“Until he gets tired of me.”

That was Darlin's answer anytime someone questioned their relationship with Sam. A piercing but deep pain would shoot through their chest every time they said it. But it was always said in a joking tone and a movement to distract the other person from their face. No one needed to see how that thought may have hurt them. They knew what they were getting into from the jump. 

Vampires don’t age. They don’t make a habit of keeping long connections with humans if any at all. Despite knowing this, Darlin' felt safe. Safer than they had felt in a long time. They found that safety in Sam and were grateful for it. Nothing is ever truly guaranteed, and to have had Sam in their life at all was a blessing and a mercy. He made a promise to stay by their side.The man was no liar and they loved him for that. Him staying was all they could ever hope for.

As much as they hated the thought of Sam ever leaving them, Darlin' could never blame him. They'd fucked up so many times in their life. People’s well being were tested and some had gotten hurt. His Progeny, their friend, and the countless others Quinn had gotten ahold of before his capturing by the Department. They were reckless. In being so, caused Sam to strain himself to care and worry for them.

There were day they wished Sam would just pack up and go. To rid himself of the headache being their presence. But whenever they woke, he was always right there, holding them close and tightly.

He'd never do that, though. It was obvious to anyone who actually bothered to see them together. The tenderness in his eyes. The gentleness of his touch. The vampire was beyond sprung for the wolf. He was happy. Like he was finally healing. Sam wouldn't be going anywhere. Sam learned that about himself very quickly after the first couple of meetings. 

Darlin' knew as well. A part of their brain screamed to believe otherwise. They hadn't done anything to deserve his grace. His patience. His love. Love that was promised to them until the end of their time.

"Do you think Count Yee-Haw will stay?"

The question had been asked once again. This time, by a young boy named Carlos. He had gotten attached to Darlin' as a toddler and was one of the few pack members that was genuinely happy to see them back.

Count Yee-Haw was the nickname the pack kids had given Sam. Only they could call him that, though. It was a name bestowed upon him after the collective decided to put his vamp strength to the test. The poor man was literally dog piled and left to hold and stumble around with a minimum of 8 kids hanging off his frame like ornaments. It was a title he was growing fond of.

"Probably. At least until he gets tired of me." Darlin gave the boy a half-hearted smile and pulled the hood of his jacket over his face. He didn’t need the soured expression on their face. 

Carlos struggled against Darlin’s had that was still on top of his head and growled playfully. Truth was, he knew Darlin’ better than he let on. He had picked up on their scent on the edge of wooded areas before David knew of their return to town. He would always be loyal to the pack, but if Darlin didn’t want to be seen, he wouldn’t rat them out. Not before they were ready.

"I heard some of the adults talking. They said that he wouldn't stay when you get older."  Carlos admitted, irritation all too clear on his voice. "It's stupid. He obviously loves you. And you're happy now. Isn't that enough?" His voice was just above a whisper

The words spoken came from a place of care. Carlos had missed his favorite rebel and defender of Asher's antics. Truth be told, he was worried Darlin' would become uneasy around the pack and got MIA again. They were more stable with the southern vamp at their side.

Darlin' was about ready to hug the kid in an attempt to soothe his nerves. He typically didn’t get openly upset. But a single thought ran through their head. Carlos was a sweet kid, but what he said was just nice? Too nice to come from a tween.

"Besides. I don't think you'll ever stop being weird. And he already talks like an old ma-." Darlin' cut him short with a smack to the back of his head.There it was. Darlin’ couldn't help but smile to themselves. It's not like he was lying. 

"If you think that, why even ask?" They pulled the hood from over his head and he turned to face them.

"Because I know you hear them too. And I don't want you guys to go anywhere."

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Sam and Milo were coming back to the main hall. The casual conversation came to a halt when he heard his nickname. The following sentence fell from lips he was all too familiar with. Every vocal cue and tone. And today, it tugged heavy at his heart.

“Sam. Hey, you feelin’ alright? I didn’t think Vamps got sick, but uh…. You’re not lookin’ too hot.” Milo had caught the hurt across Sam’s face before he had the chance to sort himself. 

The vampire was brought back and forced himself to focus on the shifter next to him. He would have to talk with his Mate after they had gotten home. Sam forced a small smile and waved off Milo’s concern. Milo knew not to push too hard with Sam. He was recluse by nature and finally coming out of his shell to the pack. Pushing Sam could very well mean him closing up again. Not to mention that if he did, there was no reason to believe Darlin’ wouldn't either.

Mmmmm Sam Collins....

Luring in a wild Sam

Me when Sam Collins

Headcanon that darlin' and lovely are flexible as fuck and it makes Sam and Vincent go all "eughh." Both can twist their body like those haunted house zombie contortionists. Some reference photos to show why Sam and Vincent go "eughh" about it:

(For the red one, it doesn't show my hand backwards unless the image is clicked on)

God what does it take in this day and age to get some vampire dick

I am asking about your listeners, do you have any random or fun facts about them? Or anything you'd like to share in general? I love hearing about other people's characters

most of my listeners are based on different myths. Angel is based on Hermes, Darlin is based on the story of Chang'e when she drank the potion in a self sacrifice way, Sunshine is based on the story of Orpheus and Eurydice, you get it.

Sweetheart is based on the Cheshire cat (milo really is a cat person haha) and Freelancer is loosely inspired by monkie kid characters no one talk about it./lh

also Freelancer sings a lot of death metal they love to scream.

none of my listeners (or even my versions of the canon characters) are white. every character I've drawn so far is either a poc or a literal demon

Angel used to do competitive fighting when he was younger and he was really good at it. He doesn't fight anymore, but he can for sure throw someone over his shoulder still.

Sweetheart is a fucking loser. cringefail. sopping wet kitten trying to drink milk core. Hunter from the owl house vibes.

also he gets really competitive with Milo over anything.

things Angel likes: long car rides, trips to different cities, boba, strawberry flavored things, ironing orange fruit patches to David's clothes, k-pop, magical girl/shonen anime, making you reveal all your secrets to them because they play dumb to make you think this squishy little cherub wont make it his goal to know your backstory. he knows everything about you. things you didnt even know about yourself.

things Darlin likes, but secretly: blueberries, sweets, cute fluffy things, going up to people and hugging them from behind without saying anything about it, Angel telling them he was never intimidated by them, Angel painting their nails, holding Milo's hand, cuddling with Asher, watching David cook, Sam petting his hair/taking care of them in general and finally fucking destROYING EVERYONE IN ANY GAME THEYRE PLAYING AND MAKING EVERYONE FEEL BAD ABOUT IT.

thats it.

Ok but Vincent in a over bust corset and stockings. Guy and/or Geordi in a cute babydoll (Geordi is genuinely flustered while Guy flaunts it for Honey). Sam in an under bust corset, laced tightly. Thigh high boots, with matching laces, aaaall the way up. Ofc, wearing a cowboy hat.

You have given me brainworms. Help.

I think about Guy in any kind of lingerie and immediately go crazy. Cause in my head Guy is super soft. Big chubby man. And I think that's so hot.

Also it's illegal I have yet to see Vincent clad in deep red and black frilly fabrics and sexy corsets with thin silver chains and red crystals adorning his body...

Sorry. My demons.

I'll be taking inspiration from these btw maybe I'll draw some of the guys in whore clothes next valentines day or smth as a treat

Don't get too excited about the Sam design it's just a wip

"Quoth the Raven nevermore" or whatever the fuck.

Hey did you know that ravens and wolves have a symbiotic relationship with each other. That's cool.

(He/they Darlin') you should commission me (with rizz)

(He/they Angel [Belial/Eli] and Darlin[Yuè])

They're gonna fucking kill you💕

(He/they Angel and Darlin) (He/Him sweetheart) also David is here.

In a listener appreciation mood as of late

(Early) Darlin explaining how it actually was with Quinn: and yeah. That’s all that happened really

Sam (I would rather set my skin on fire by standing out in the sun than even set a finger on you if you didn’t like it.) Collin’s: oh darlin…

SAMMM COLLINS THE MAN YOU AREEEEEEE <333333

(Also I didn’t even realize I misspelled Sam oops 😔)

darlin' and Sam Collins headcannon!!

Hard of hearing darlin' who has sensory issues with hearing aids (for whatever reason you'd like!) x Sam Collins who started learning sign language for them for when it might get worse. (American, Mexican, Canadian, British, or others that I don't know of, yet D:)

also btw I think it's super weird, but also SUPER DUPER cool, how even though people from Britain and Canada both speak English like Americans theirs still a version of asl for them!

-sincerely someone who's learning asl for someone who doesn't like hearing aids (aka my grandma!)

Hello, Sam Collins.

ouch

I'm guessing that Porter was born around the 1950s.

When listening to his first audio and he described Treasure as demure I didn't know what that meant so I looked it up. I can't remember which website it was, but it showed the popularity of the word throughout history, and the most recent was the 2010s, but that wouldn't necessarily make sense because 1) you tend to keep the vocabulary you grown up learning and 2) Porter was around even before Vincent was turned (I'm pretty sure). He's older than Vincent, talks with older terms, and just imagine how LONG it would take for the tutors William got to teach him. He's like the Simone Biles of vampire magic. That didn't come from no where. He was unemowered before he was turned as well, so he would've needed EXTRA help.

So, the most recent timeframe in which "demure" was popular was, I believe, around the 1950s. Again, I could be wrong because I can't remember the website. But it makes sense that he would be around 70 years old.

This is very much giving Porter and Treasure vibes.

https://pin.it/S9dQnzqTT

(Here's the link for credit! Found on Pinterest 🤗)

Dude I just had a dream that William took over the world. It was all over the news and stuff, like; "Vampire has taken over the world, Earth is now going to be called 'Solaire'.

And while all that was happening, I was walking to school. I thought I was running late so I checked my phone for the time...exept.. instead of the time and date it just said "William:Solaire".

And for some reason I didn't really care about the whole thing, I just didn't want to be late for class.. Oh! Then Vincent was driving by in his huge jeep and offered me a ride. Sam was in the backseat I think?

Yeah, then I woke up 😔