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HELLO???? "you think if I got to visit him in that dream realm he'd be so happy he'd kiss me too?" HELLLOOO???? LAURANCE? ?????

me when old mc rps phases kicks back in

there's something kinda funny to me about certain ways scar tends to be drawn because it's like. okay imagine hypothetically you took a distillation of fanon scar designs and showed it to someone who's never even heard of a minecraft, and asked them what they think this guy might be like. we're ignoring context here, pretend we're showing them a ref sheet. and it's like, alright, here's a rugged looking buff guy. nice abs. lots of scars. he's got a smug grin on his face. very shirtless. he looks like the love interest in a bodice ripper. i bet he's got some dark angsty secret he keeps buried underneath that suave facade. but not buried too deeply, just enough to intrigue.

and then you go watch third life and he is like a cat whose owner keeps desperately trying to make him stop eating plastic.

save me silly farming sim i played in 5th grade

What kind of yuri is this again

you guys are the real heroes

do i want him or do i want to be him

Happy holidays fellas! Im once again thinking about them

another batch of textposts: hermitcraft edition!

[ Day 228 ]

Fisherman G and siren Scar! Requested by Cricket!

Things fanfic is reputed for inserting into the source material:

Sex

Things fanfic actually inserts into the source material:

Sex

Holding hands

Bizarre misunderstandings

Meticulous descriptions of food and clothing

The author’s unaddressed traumas

Found family

Plausible explanations for existing plot holes

Additional plot holes

Exciting new frontiers in speculative physics, economics, chemistry, biology, zoology, psychology, theology, and/or ontology

Tax evasion

Gender

Very bad puns

will they please just do a proper collab or something already theyre driving me nuts

bro the interaction between shad and aphmau in the woods in season 3 will never fail to destroy me. like. when shad uses aaron’s voice to try and convince aphmau to lead him to alina? my godddd dude. and don’t get me started on the fact aphmau wasn’t believing him until he used aaron’s voice to say “what’s wrong? are you feeling alright?” in such a genuine tone that she started to actually think it was him. LIKE ??? THATS SO FUCKED UP ???? the only reason she started to believe shad was aaron was because he was speaking to her softly, like aaron used to do !!!! she remembers his voice comforting her all those years ago!!! what the fuck!!! i’m so so sad over it because shad had her wrapped around his finger so quickly SOLELY because he was using her dead lover’s voice. LIKE OH MY GOD 💔💔 she only realized it wasn’t him when he called her irene- because her aaron would never call her that. she shoved him away so quickly too! she was probably so heartbroken and furious. how could shad do that to her? it wasn’t fair!

ALSO WHEN AARON GETS CONTROL BACK BRIEFLY SO SHE CAN RUN AWAY???? MY GOD DUDE. the way she was so hesitant to leave, despite knowing shad was likely going to kill her- only because she didn’t want to lose aaron again. she wanted to stay for him- but didn’t because he urged her to go :( i’m so sad, man.

If mcd ever goes on I hope Ein shows up and is just the nicest most heroic character in all of mcd, I just think it would be funny

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burn the past and rise from the ashes

pov you go through the wrong dimension portal

GUYS. I JUST REALIZED THE RUINS OF FALCON CLAW ARE COVERED IN GRAVES. DOES THIS MEAN AARON INDIVIDUALLY BURIED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS VILLAGERS BY HAND. OH MY GOD.

we as a society should start taking more straight ships and turning them into mlm or wlw. like mcd aarmau are so doomed yuri and i am not accepting any criticism THEY ARE SAPPHICS. TRUST ME.

there's something fantastic about the way gem punches the stairs as she runs up them like a little kid racing up the stairs on all fours

jan 2024 take on diluc . they made him do taxes at 22

who wants to be the fucked up girl to my money the real kaching

Space Age Bachelor Man but Ricky pulls out this thing and proceeds to perform the most badass solo you’ve ever heard

this is so angsty i’m so sorry 😭 hope u guys enjoy it tho. i worked hard ‼️‼️‼️