Did You Know Why Voldemorts Life Is Such A Joke?

Did you know why Voldemort’s life is such a joke?

because his name is Tom ‘Riddle”

Okay so Sebastian Stan once said that he wanted to change his name when he first came to America. But why would he want to change his name when he can change mine?

Imagine #2

Okay just imagine during breakfast students entered the great hall and saw a big large mirror besides the teacher lunch table . Harry seems to recognised it and before he could speak, he was cut off by none other than Draco who was standing infront of the mirror. Draco frowned and muttered "what kind of mirror is this? Potter,let me go! Stop hugging and snuggling on my neck! What in the bloody merlin happened here "then he turned around, he saw Harry was standing at the Gryffindor table with wide eyes. " That Draco, is the Mirror of Erised. It shows you, your biggest and hidden desire. And yes we ALL heard your comment. " said Hermione.

You can also see Mcgonagall received 10 galleons from both Snape and Dumbledore.

Imagine #3

Teddy was planning to scare scorpius and albus away so he changed himself into Draco Malfoy and walked to search for them. On his way searching for scorbus, someone pulled him in one of the empty classroom and pinned him to the wall. “You’ve been a bad boy, Malfoy” said the voice

Teddy pushed him and ran out of shock as soon he recognised the voice. When Harry walked out the room, he saw Draco, the real Draco was walking towards him with a questionable expression. “What is it? ”

“No, why did you ran away? ”

“I didnt potter. I just got here. Why? ”

Harry’s eye turned wide as soon he realised the person he just pinned to the wall earlier.

Hermione : *doing maths*

Ron : What's that?

Hermione : this ron, is called Mathematics. It contained problems about numbers to solve.

Pansy : I heard most muggles hate it.

Blaise : based on my research, pretty much could describe the relationship of Draco and Harry.

All : why?

Blaise : They despised each other yet still saying " fuck me " under their breath with sexual tension going around their waist.

Ginny :

Pansy :

Hermione :

Ron :

Arthur : *saw Molly knitting another sweater* are you knitting again? Honestly dear, you should stop having another kid everytime I’m out at work.

Molly : *without looking up* I’ll stop when you stop asking the function of a rubber duck to every muggle wizard you met.