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Hey kid
Wanna see a fruity god emperor?
No? Too bad.
He’s essentially this big bundle of hcs + a mini au I’ve been making (basically emps comes back and Girlyman gotta show his dad around the empire)
Emp: why aren’t these inquisitors looking me in the eyes? Robby: you’re 13 feet tall and your tits out. And you’ve been ‘dead’ for a millennia and a god.
He’s learning so much about the new world he hasn’t really gotten to interact with one to one
Emps: Goodness! What a stunning little society! So advanced for such a short time! Not even psykers yet! How amazing! Emps: surly you are aiding its growth and taking advantage of trade!
Commissar: we uh hate them- because they’re uh- different? Emps: why am I not shocked?
As an extra little treat + from a convo I had with some moots, he gets alien space pigs as new sons pets now
BOO.
More yassified Emps stuff
A more recent idea for his design? Tattoos!!!
He’s got his sons (prime) legions down his sides 🥰 bc he loves them— he’s just bonkers bad at saying it— and showing it— but shhhhhh his little goofy goobers and grandsons can be immortalized on him 4 Evers
Also more of Emps & his pets + a Robby cameo
( tags from @qcontinuumumum )
The things imperial history books just won’t tell ya man. Wild!
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He’s really bad at dealing with the consequences of his actions….
Robby deserves to be angry, as a treat
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Wonder what they’re backup plan could be 👀
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( tags from @qcontinuumumum )
The things imperial history books just won’t tell ya man. Wild!
One more little doodle before snooze time
Just two little guys going in an adventure to deliver divine justice to their dad, what could possibly go wrong?
Sometimes ya gotta make your pookie bear sad bc ur sad
🤨 they went WHERE?!
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Unconventional Company
Warhammer/Helldivers/Halo crossover + writing warmup
Slowly Night clutched its wispy black tendrils around the planet and travel became difficult, forcing the Trio of trained soldiers to set up camp for the night. Seated around the fire the Space Marine would reach back into his satchel, digging out a large book as he leaned back some.
His voice, cutting through the settling air, rumbled the question “So pray tell guardsman, have you all finished your prayers? I hadn’t seen even a single one before battle…” He questioned, strangely nonchalant for how confused the other two were left. The other armored figures glanced to each other with small shrugs.
“prayers?” The spartan echoed, he had heard of a variety of religions back home and on various planets but with the mystery shrouding this giant already he really hadn’t taken the ‘marine’ to be much of a religious man. The Helldiver didn’t seem to be a fan of this topic however as he crossed his arms, leaning back with an aura of disapproval. He didn’t really trust this brick wall much already. Was too big of a guy. Never took off his armor…maybe he was an automaton. These prayers sounded very UN-democratic. Hmph.
Though their confusion deepened as the marine looked appalled, gently digging out an almost rosary like item with a large double headed eagle attached “ahah…yes?— your prayers to the God Emperor?” He pressed, the duo again glancing to one another.
“Doesn’t sound very democratic-“ growled the Helldiver as the marine gave off a sudden menacing aura. The spartan swiftly clapped the back of the helldiver’s helmet with his armored hand, clearing his throat to try and recover the situation, “Right! Right!! our prayers! How could we forget!?” He’d swiftly nod with growing anxiety as the Helldiver grumbled in complaint over being hit. The spartan wasn’t about to be ripped in two by this muscle man freak in super armor because the quack Helldivers like this one couldn’t see the writing on the wall.
“How indeed.” Snorted the armor clad wall of a man before allowing his original aggression, hesitantly, to fall away. “But it is only natural when fighting for the God Emperor.” He nodded matter of factly.
“For Liberty ya mean.” grumbled the Helldiver, receiving another smack to the helmet as the spartan cleared his throat once more “RIGHT! Yes! Perhaps you should lead us through one? We are a bit rusty—“
He gulped, worried of the marines reaction, hoping this would smooth it over. Even still he braced for the worst until— the marine seemed to light up? “Of course! I always am ready to show guardsmen new prayers for our God Emperor!” His deep voice bellowed as he would readjust to be closer to the two.
Despite the Helldiver disliking the idea the spartan forced ‘convinced’ him to go along with it, if only to just please this ‘Space Marine’ into not crushing them under his boot— and he had to admit, it was kind of endearing the joy the marine displayed as he traced over the strange words within his book, explaining these ‘prayers’ he picked out for them and how to say them.
…Maybe this wouldn’t be so bad?
Lovely dividers by @squishyowl (Imperial) and myself :) (Helldiver)
Yapping below the cut
Oh BROTHER this one took a lot. Idk y but hey it happens (mostly due to my inability to stay on a project for too long—) but anyhow
This bad boy had say in my inbox for a WHILE and in my notes even longer….i think I ported it over to tumblr around the time I made the original au post, meanwhile it’s been written since about I first made the au, so woof a while ago
This bad boy took a few months on and off again to complete just due to my spelling and grammatical errors and the whole not working 100% of the time on it X.X
But here it is!!! Idk if it was obvious but the crossover is a really fun idea to me and I definitely wanna do more with if- so we shall see 🥰
I’m just a big huge sucker for sci-fi stuff especially sci-fi battle stuff and these three being big poster children for that idk how I couldn’t
Anywho- thank you all for reading and u all are so cool and thanks to my moots who proof read it for me 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶✨✨✨💪💪💪💪
Everyone have a good day 🫶
Sibling bonding! Isn’t it fun?
(No robbies were hurt in the making of this conversation 🫶 just jealous he wasn’t first 🫣)
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What could they be up to?
Do we like my chaos designs ;3? (Fishing for compliments)
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Well, who doesn’t like a little day trip I suppose?
(Previously on Big E chronicles 🥰)
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‘Emps gets yassfied’ master post
⭐️ synopsis ⭐️
The emperor has returned! Rejoice!! Follow the god emperor of mankind (and his sons) as they must tread the strange waters of his sudden (and very unexpected) return to full form and figure out the ins and outs of what this new revelation means for them and their world
✨ The story so far… ✨
✨the true story begins with a flash back-
✨dodging the question
✨the trouble with Patricide
✨they went where?!
✨ sibling bonding
✨what could they be up to?
✨ chaos shenanigans
✨ they what now?
✨ tale as old as time
✨ brotherly spat?
✨ on the way
⭐️ the side stuff ⭐️
✨ the true beginnings + initial post
✨design choices + father loving his pets
✨ Minecraft skeleton.mp4
✨ adventure brothers 🥰
✨ sad, Sad immortal old man
✨ owing them sons
✨ offended old skeleton
✨ answering some questions!
✨ fan art attacked 🥹🥹🥹
✨ silly Billies, now in color
✨ fan art two electric boogaloo (lazy has died)
✨ gods will be gods sigh
✨ wingman
✨ lil up date stuffs
✨ bunch o’ doodles
✨ chaos suggestions
✨ answering some questions 2
✨ custodes questions
✨ sad old man two
✨ visitor
✨ yeah…
✨ Magnus beans 🤨
✨ dissociation and custodes cuddles
⭐️ A little side story - Tzeentch ⭐️
✨ new friend?
Come on now! Plushie replicas aren’t that weird- wait what was that last part?
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Ya want the boys (slightly unfinished refs)? Yuppers UwU
Plus average brother shenanigans
They’re menaces to the imperium someone help- work is halting-
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Needed an excuse to design more primarchs for my 40k au…. Anyway hiiiiii @wyn0rrific, couldn’t stop thinking abt u when designing your pookie sooooo
Who says a bunny can’t be a wing man 😼?
Little update btw for yassified emps au stuff!! I am working on more of the story things!!! I have it almost (hopefully) ready!
For most of the story from the last post I’ve got it figured out but drawing it all out is the part that sucks up all my time TwT
But hopefully I should be able to post the next lore installment soon!!! And I’ll try to get better about posting in-between content too :3
Soup for the masses 🫶
It’s mostly tzeentch and Khorne stuff bc I lurv them 👉👈
I’ll post more abt the other sillies I swear I’m just gotta think abt them the most rn
Sometimes you just become this big weird commissar’s favorite little guy
Taryn appearance! Must’ve took a left turn to the wrong Terra in the warp— at least these two very normal gentleman are here to help!
I mean…what is the Aquila if not just a more majestic kairos?
Old fandom forever haunts you I guess 😔 ignore that I forgot where his mole goes
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Oh brothers! Suppose they’re no different no matter the godhood status 🙄
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