Amazing Fanart. I Love It.

Amazing fanart. I love it.

Squire chapter 1

you know what’s probably more fun than playing chess? cheating at chess

“ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”

“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”

“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”

“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!”

Coram Smythesson

Can we talk about Coram for a minute? The guy raised two rebellious Trebond magelets (despite being terrified of magic), is a career soldier who earned the title of Baron because he had to change Alanna’s diapers, and is also apparently a ladykiller who nabbed the heart of Her Majesty Rispah Cooper, Queen of the Ladies of the Rogue. If there’s a more underrated character in the series I can’t really think of one

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

Oh I love this.  Beautiful fanart.

“I’m here.”

Yes! I love Sker'ret and would love to get one of his many armed hugs.

You ever just... yell about #sker'ret??