The Aspects But They're The Cinnamon Roll Meme

The Aspects but they're the Cinnamon Roll Meme

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you: Alexstrasza

Looks like could kill you, is a cinnamon roll: Nozdormu

Looks like could kill you, could kill you: Malygos, Neltharion

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Ysera

Sinnamon Roll: Wrathion, Kalecgos. Especially Kalecgos.

Honorable mentions, Tarecgosa looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you, Korialstrasz looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll, Ebyssian looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll, and Sabellian is a little b1tch.

O5-7 'Teeth' Headcanons

Teeth's human form can open 24 different mouths if so inclined. Each of these mouths, barring the main, more human one, contains rows of sharp teeth like a shark. This human form is a feminine-leaning androgynous individual standing at anywhere from 5'2 to 7'6, depending on their mood. Elder gods have quite a bit of control over their disguises.

Their snake form can range from the size of a lil baby garden snake to about 100 light years. To put that in perspective, one light year is about 300,000 kilometers (186,000 miles). To completely surround the Earth, something would need to be about 25,000 miles long, or about 40,075 kilometers. This means Teeth could completely surround the Earth...

750 times.

If my math is correct, and please do correct me if I'm wrong.

EDIT: Update, I'm 80% sure I was incredibly wrong. Like, somewhere in here I forgot to carry 37 zeroes. Please, I'm begging you all, CORRECT ME.

They're somewhere between the type of deity Mekhane and Yaldaboth were and the type of deity the Rainbow Serpent was, specifically between where 'silly goofy yet incredibly terrifying snake' becomes 'OH MY MEKHANE WE'RE SCREWED' and 'I mean, at least they have morals. The galaxy is still going to get eaten whole, tho' and 'WELL F*CK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW, WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE A PLANET TOMMOROW.'

They only accept SOME human sacrifices, and even then, they only eat the really evil ones alive (Rap!$ts, people who unalived the innocent, chomos, you know the type). If you get sacrificed you'll probably just end up working for the Foundation for a little bit as a level 1 staff member and leave, perfectly safe.

The universe's sweetest god, probably.

AND IF THEY WON'T, I WILL.

I mean, at least we have Pelagos (MY BOY! I LOVE YOU!) and Chromie!

If blizzard wasn't full of cowards they would have made kalecgos trans and that's that on that

Dear Blizzard, please take Kalecgos out of Jaina's story.

No, I'm not saying SHE deserves better, I am a PROUD Jaina hater, I'm saying that you should REPLACE HER WITH KHADGAR IN KALEC'S STORY. This is bisexual Kalecgos and homosexual Khadgar erasure.

For spice, make it so neither of them has any idea that they're dating until someone (preferably Modera or maybe Rommath) points it out to them.

Modera does it in an attempt to be their mother. Rommath does it because 'These gay Kirin Tor archmagi are f*cking idiots and watching them be in denial is causing me physical pain. Literally.' (He actually does it because he's now kinda maybe allies with Kalec because of the whole Sunwell/Aveena thing)

Debatably Sad Xisuma Headcanon

X talks with his hands. Not a lot, but just a couple little gestures to show that he’s actually paying attention to the words he’s saying. 

But if he’s really not doin’ good, mentally speaking, he paces and gestures like this is a flipping rave. Just violently, mindlessly stimming until he literally cannot feel his hands. He almost never gets to a level where he has to do that, but when he does, something is going to be either d3ad or completely destroyed by the end of the day.

Mostly he does it to look overly exited or happy when he isn’t, but sometimes it’s just an uncontrollable need to LEAVE. Just violent theatre kid gesturing to accentuate whatever he’s saying.

The sad part is the last person he snapped like that towards was Keralis, and you know what, it was kinda his own fault. But that’s a thing for another post, because if I went into that story/headcanon this would be unreasonably long.