And Neuvillette Doesn't Even Eat His, He Uses It To (SPOILER ALERT)

And Neuvillette doesn't even eat his, he uses it to (SPOILER ALERT)

FRAME US FOR TREASON

Each of them having a whole ass cake is sending me–

Author Cimmerian is writing character Cimmerian but author Cimmerian is writing character Cimmerian but author Cimmerian is writing character Cimmerian but character Cimmerian but-

ANYWAYS Cimm's fanfic has created a level above the author level (The one the SWANN engine accesses), and A!Cimm doesn't know that C!Cimm is writing him, and vice versa. Also, A!Cimm, if you see this, no you didn't.

*FERAL SCREAMING*

been dead here, have this wip

It was better than an epidural

During an unofficial war council in the healers tents

Celeborn*helping* Elrond with a pregnant woman: Just be patient the little guy finds it hard to perform under pressure.

Gil Galad: Top 10 things Celeborn said on his wedding night!

Celeborn continuing to *help* Elrond who’s getting progressively more frustrated at no one letting him do his job : I can barely feel it but it’s there.

Elrond: Top 10 things Galadriel said on her wedding night!

Celeborn feeling betrayed: Galadriel stop laughing!

Gil Galad, Elrond and Celebrimbor: Top 10 things Celeborn said on his wedding night!

Varka will inevitatbly spend a good ten minutes sitting in complete silence when he learns the sheer amount of war crimes committed by his golden child (Diluc).

Varka: What have I missed?

Diluc: You missed the mass homicide. And the 74 counts of arson. Oh, and the manufacture of weapons of mass destruction. And the desecration of a corpse. And the rising from the dead like a phoenix. And the stealing of a bird. And the tax evasion. And the espionage. And the kidnapping. And the drug trafficking. And the petty theft. I'm banned from Snezhnaya.

Varka: You're WHAT?

Diluc: Homicidal.

100% convinced that the world of Honkai Impact 3rd treats Welt like a celebrity. Like, yeah, saved the world, has statues of him in Washington DC, all that jazz, but more importantly:

The anime stans are losing it over him because they're watching the anime he wrote and produced and then they see him and he looks like an anime character

The gays are adoring him because he's one of us and by god if one of us saved the world you better believe we'd lose our shit

Straight women are going feral over him because HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE MUSCLES? THAT MAN COULD CRUSH YOU AND ME WITH HIS THIGHS AND NOT BREAK A SWEAT

He's getting the Harry Styles treatment because of that one video. You know the video. The one with the pretty dresses? Homeboy SLAYED. You just gotta know the fans went WILD over that.

The MILFs are just loving him because you know what? MILFs shouldn't just be hit on by younger guys. They deserve a man who ages like fine wine and can probably throw a table at the assholes who harass them.