Oh God No

Oh god no

Inej: You're forgetting Suli because you never practice

Jesper: *says something in Suli*

Inej: You just told me you're pregnant

Nina: Congratulations! You're glowing

They don't even have to be American. Claire Lumineaux the Third is Asian, David Blindman is African-American, Father Time is Father Time (Who even knows) and the color green is, well, the color green.

Also they don't need to be redheads! Mikell Bright has white hair, Evelynn Bright wears a hijab so we don't know her hair color, the people of color in the family have very diverse hair colors, Green has green hair, and is the color green, the list goes on.

They're related to almost every immortal person in the Foundation fandom, which of course means that there is a non-zero chance that Clef and Bright are siblings. I'll leave before I cause more damage. I'm sorry.

Every single character in any piece of media that is American and has red hair is automatically a Bright.

Me: *Having a normal day*

My autism brain: WRITE TRANS!GRISHA!KAZ/BISEXUAL!RESSURECTED!MATTHIAS SLOW BURN WHERE NINA AND HANNE HAVE A NORMAL LIFE AND INEJ GETS A PIRATE GIRLFRIEND WHILE OUT AT SEA, CAUSING KAZ TO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND STOP USING HIS GRISHA ABILITIES ALTOGETHER, CAUSING HIM TO GET SICK, THEN MATTHIAS SOMEHOW COMES BACK TO LIFE AND HAS NOWHERE TO GO SO HE JUST GOES BACK TO THE CROW CLUB AND SEES THAT KAZ LOOKS LIKE SHIT SO HE DECIDES TO HELP HIM, AND THEN JORDIE GETS RESSURECTED AS WELL BECAUSE FUCK IT!

Me: Ok.

Neltharion: Anyone d- Malygos: Depressed? Nozdormu: Drained? Ysera: Dumb? Alexstrasza: Disliked? Neltharion: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

*Distant chanting of 'Trans Kaz Brekker! Trans Kaz Brekker! Trans Kaz Brekker!*

Idfk man, my friends just unanimously agreed he wasn't born with a penis.

Reblog if you wanna hit Endeavor on the head with a fire extinguisher.