Me, Completely Rewriting The Prank From Harry Potter Because Of A Random Idea I Had

Me, completely rewriting The Prank from Harry Potter because of a random idea I had

What if Newt Scamander ended up teaching CoMC at Hogwarts when the Marauders were there?

Just, one Halloween, Newt is being an antisocial little shit in his briefcase instead of talking to people, and Mcgonagall just falls through the ceiling and with no preamble, "BLACK TOLD SNAPE WHERE LUPIN IS, WE GOTTA GO"

And Newt is like, 'Well damn, could'a given some warning." and just grabs a random nearby magical creature very gently, leaves the briefcase, turns into a thunderbird (I headcanon him as an animagus) and just fs of in the direction of the shrieking shack.

Also Remus ends up being friends with Regulus, Evan, Barty, Lily, and even Lucius (To a point) for the rest of the year because if your significant other tries to turn you into a murderer, on accident or not, you won't forgive them that easily.

Dr. Clef: The women in my life have had VERY different reactions to Frozen 2 coming out. Meri is singing 'Let it Go' for the 14th time today, and it's 8:00am. She's doing it for the nostalgia. Bright just made a 'Why have a ballroom with no balls' joke because her wardrobe is mostly mens clothes, as her last body was male. She's doing it for chaos.

Nah, Mal was bi and Sindra was pan. Either that or they were the weird lesbian and gay guy who everyone thought were dating so they became each other's beards.

Found the straight couple.

Love the representation in this expansion. Now the homophobes can’t complain that everyone is gay. Everyone is represented! And in my opinion, which doesn’t mean much because I’m straight myself, very well! 

Not gonna lie though, love all the love in this expansion. So much…emotion. Not just romantic love; familial love, found family, self love, it’s all here. God the entire questline with the Tuskaar and Kalecgos? Holy shit I almost started crying. Like the dude doesn’t know what non-violent death is like. That’s all he knows. And he’s watching these people celebrating the life of their beloved chieftan, wondering how on earth?  God it was incredible. Just a beautiful questline.

Alexstrasza: I'll show you the first Blue Aspect and his three main consorts

Malygos, Sindragosa, Saragosa and Haleh: *Clearly a gay guy and three lesbians in a throuple with him as their beard*

I know it absolutely will not happen, but I would love it if Vyranoth (The ice Incarnate in World of Warcraft: Dragonflight) somehow finds out Malygos is dead (I headcanon that they used to be clutchmates) and just goes "HOW?!?! He was the one of you idiots I could tolerate!"

And Wrathion, being the nerd that he is, feels the need to do an in depth explanation of the events that led to Malygos' fall, and at the end, Vy is just like "SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THIS WAS ENTIRELY OUR FAULT?" and Wrathion is like "Yeah, pretty much. And Alex." and Vyranoth looks around at the nearby Aspects. Wrathion looks depressed. Kalecgos looks out of his depth. Nozdormu just looks tired. And the giant city (Stormwind) looks worse for wear. Even the nearby mortals don't look great, with Right and Left being incredibly on edge because their boss is a fucking idiot and Khadgar just wanting to go back to his magic wizard tower. And then there's the Blues. Who don't exist. There are so few of them.

So Vyranoth decides 'Well I guess I'm a dragon now' and goes over to the portal to Oribos, goes in, flies up to Pelagos (Who is also not doin' great, I'm 100% sure he's a blue dragon and a whole hell of a lot of dragons have been dying) and goes "I want to be a dragon and the titans are busy" and Pelagos goes 'Aight bet' and draconification ensues.

Idfk man I just want at least one of the Incarnates to get a redemption arc.

I want the spirit of Malygos to parent Wrathion please and thank you. It's child swap with Neltharion.

Doing his spiderly duty and absolutely fuckin' destroying Arygos is a close second (Yeah I know Arygos is dead but if Mal every sees that fucker it is ON SIGHT)