Because Genshin Doesn't Have Enough Representation, Here's What Diluc Is Like In My AU.

Because Genshin doesn't have enough representation, here's what Diluc is like in my AU.

Homosexual

Twink.

His hair is still red, but it has a streak of white from using the Delusion

He's still banned from Snezhnaya XD

Dark, slightly golden toned skin

He is beauty he is grace he will claymore you in the face

More than a touch of the 'tism (mood)

His hands have gone pitch black from using the delusion (think Eclipsa in SVTFOE)

There are some cracks on his chest from using the delusion (Like Pink Pearl from SU)

Crippling depression, anxiety and PTSD

A fucking dragon (less important but still there)

Transmasc (Yass king slay)

Whore (Childe, Zhongli, Thoma, Ayato, Albedo, Baizhu, Itto, the list goes on)

Low-key fashion icon

Any adult who looks at him is suddenly both horny and scared

'I'm a guard stationed at a secret government prison' but it's only the parts where Kael and Hugo are offscreen. but they know they're about to die so it's INCREDIBLY GAY

Mondstadt=Scotland

Idfk man I just want Diluc with a Scottish accent

He sounds like James Mcavoy now

I don't know why but I like bottom!Remus better than top!Remus. I just like the idea that you look at him and Sirius and Siri is short and has long hair with piercings, while Remus is towering with a bunch of scars, and you go "Oh yeah the tall guy tops" and he ACTS like a top, and then Sirius pins him down on a nearby table.

Lucius Malfoy, looking at Ted Tonks: It sickens me.

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I want it.

Andromeda: NO.

(The husbands of the Black sisters are weirdly gay with each other. Actually, normally gay for Lucy, and semi-normally gay for Ted, but Rodolphus is straight)

1: If you did the plotline of the main story that is just for leveling, you know Pelagos. If you did the Venthyr plot, you know Pelagos. Ardenweald? Pelagos. Korthia? Pelagos. Zereth Mortis? Pelagos. He's my comfort character so I don't mind the fact that he's literally always there, but if you did ANYTHING, you know Pelagos.

2: Because it's funny to throw the worlds most unqualified person to the wolves and watch them survive.

but why Pelagos… dude is an aspirant who hasn’t had any kind of narrative influence or relevance to earn that position. Like unless you play Bastion you barely even know who he is. And then he’ll just fucking what? Become a mindless robot for the rest of eternity chucking souls in different directions?

Why can’t you just let him stay in Bastion, let him grow and become Ascended. Join the Temple of Wisdom and be fucking happy with Kleia. Maybe even become a Paragon some day. What the actual fuck?

Writers what are you DOING? This story is so fucking BAD. Do these people just not know how to construct a narrative, full stop?