Incorrect Marauders - Tumblr Posts
Only The Brave be like :
Sirius: stop dating my brother
James: you know what I'm gonna date even harder
Sirius: what does that even mean
James: oh you know
remus: our friends yeah?
remus: you are the most jealous man i know.
sirius: you know other men???
remus: …
Remus, crying: I'm the most horrible person in the world.
Sirius: My mother will be sad to know she's been dethroned.
the marauders fandom be like:
Oliver Wood, head resting on Percy Wood's shoulder, frustrated about a Quidditch loss: FUCK the Welsh.
Sirius Black: What do you think the entire male portion of the graduating class of 1978 have been doing?!
Kinglsey (No I will not put his last name, shame on JKR): Fucking SPECIFICALLY Remus.
Nymphadora Tonks: Mom, Dad, I'm getting a tax evasion marriage with Remus Lupin.
Ted Tonks: *Hysterical laughter*
Andromeda Tonks: *Equally hysterical laughter*
Nymphadora Tonks: Why are you laughing?
Ted: I- *Laughs too hard to keep talking*
Andromeda: *Still laughing* When we were in our seventh year and Remus was in his third- *pauses to laugh*
Ted: *Also still laughing* He finally got a bit tired of the 'Anything for our Moony' joke
Andromeda: So I said it again, and he responded-
Ted: "Your firstborn", if I recall correctly.
Andromeda: We love a man who keeps his promises
If someone hugs me from behind I will MELT in their arms
-Remus Lupin at some point
Y/N : Good morning.
Peter : Good morning.
Remus : Good morning.
James : You all sound like robots, try spicing up a bit.
*Sirius Dramatically bursting in the great hall*
Sirius : MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!
*At a black family dinner*
Orion: I need you all to be straight with me
Everyone:
Sirius: Well shit then bye guys
Bellatrix:
Regulus: Yeah…Uh i’m out too
Andromeda:
Narcissa: Merlin’s beard people One dinner one normal dinner please
*In The Common Room*
James: Hey Marls want to play a game?
Marlene: Yes what is it
James: I’m going to tell you something Sirius has said and you have to tell me if he said it to Remus or my Mom
Marlene: I’m gonna be great at this let’s do it
James: “I want to live with you forever”
Marlene:
Marlene: …I don’t like this game anymore
*Dinner at Hogwarts*
Remus: You know James you’re turning into your mother
Peter: He’s right
James: What no i’m not- Sirius eat your veggies then you can have dessert
Remus:
Peter:
Sirius:
James: Oh Good Godric I AM MY MOTHER
*In the Common Room*
Remus: James! Sirius and Peter are missing!
James: Why are you coming to me? You think i have them microchipped or something?
Remus:
Lily:
Marlene: …do you?
James: Yeah hold on…
Remus: I’m in love with Sirius
Lily: I’m sorry
Remus: I said-
Lily: No I heard you i’m just sorry
the fact that sirius black died during pride month idk but seems kinda homophobic to me
Peter: Hey do you have the weird urge to lecture yourself?
Peter: Like, “Sirius, Peter, what are you doing?”
James: Sirius, Peter, what are you doing?
Sirius: *screams*
Peter: I conjured him
Lily: Are you a cat or dog person?
Remus: Definitely a cat person
Sirius: *snaps head around*
Lily: I’ve never seen the look of utter betrayal before yet here we are
Remus: Wow I can’t believe you’re Sirius’s brother
Regulus: Neither can I it’s an ongoing investigation
Regulus: What happens if I hit the brake and gas at the same time?
Sirius: The car takes a screenshot
Remus: Get out
Mary: Hey Remus can I have your opinion on something?
Remus: Of course
Mary: But I haven’t told you what it is yet?
Mary: You may not even have an opinion on this
Remus: Oh I always have an opinion
Marlene: THE FLOOR IS LAVA
Sirius: *grabs James’ hand and pulls him on to the table*
Also Sirius: *pushes Reg off of where he was trying to get on to the table*