Yet Another Random Detail From My Fic.

Yet another random detail from my fic.

The only thing Remus and Sirius really ever fought over (Besides both being whores and the Prank) is Ted and Andromeda.

Sirius is more than a little overprotective of Andy, and Ted was one of the few people Remus felt safe being his actual self with, so every time Ted did something less than absolute perfection, Sirius would attempt a murder, and Remus would attempt a manslaughter in defense of another. Peter typically ended up making them not kill each other or someone else.

Also Ted was a metamorphmagus who occasionally gave himself wolf ears to make Remus feel better. It worked. Remus cried.

I'm making fanart of 'I'm a guard stationed at a secret government prison' now. I'm in too deep.

The fanfic I'm writing but it's just the most 'Well we're dead' moment in all of Teyvat.

*Venti and Zhongli walking into Dawn Winery in search of Jean*

Suddenly a conversation comes into earshot.

Elzer: Adelinde you and I both know you shouldn't do that.

Adelinde: They need to reconcile somehow! It's not very loyal of you to just let them drift further apart! (She means no harm and don't you dare imply otherwise)

Elzer: I'd kill an Archon for the master! You served them both, I know that, but your duty is to this Winery and it's owner, NOT the Cavalry Captain.

Adelinde: You really think so?

Elzer: Addie, the captain can't come here. The master can't take another heartbreak, from any source, and it's our job to make sure he WON'T. No matter what we must do.

Adelinde, with a tone of finality: To the end of the earth.

Elzer, matching her tone: To the end of time.

Adelinde: To the end of the Archons.

Both, together: Be that end by chance or by our hand.

And yes I 110% accept the headcanon that Adelinde raised the boys more than Crepus did, because as much as Crepus cared about Kaeya and Diluc, he ran his buisness.

Also this is Zhongluc and/or Venluc depending on what you want to see it as, if that wasn't obvious.

I second this, give me Malygos.

Alright, gonna get some hate for them maybe, but Ysera should NOT come back

Death is already cheap in WoW. There are so many ways a person can come back, that when a character dies, its assumed not permanent. However, we get this entire stupid questchain in Ardenweld with Ysera and her shitty little wildseed, and oh no boo hoo, she’s gonna die for good because anima!!!111, or some shit, I don’t know, I did it once and didn’t pay attention because

Every. single. Shadowlands. Quest. Was dumb. Was really, really, REALLY dumb.  Shadowlands as an expansion was so hilariously mishandled lore wise that it’s just…it’s not even fair to talk about it. We all know. But even just taking the Afterlives, it was extremely dumb of them to have them encompass all realities. 

Anyways, back on Ysera: Ysera’s work was always outside of mortal structure, except if you are a druid with some merit. She worked during the Cataclysm, off screen, while the player did the real work, but…that was it.

She has really never been important, never had any reason to be beloved. I loved her in Day of the Dragon, and how Knaak personified her, but everyone loves to dogpile on Knaak, so whatever.

A better dragon to bring back would be Malygos. But nahhh. He’s

1: Male 2: was evil?

or Onyxia but

1: evil white woman 2: bones burnt?

Or Nefarian but 1: Evil 2: Old ugly model 3: Bones burnt

Whatever, I have no idea why Blizzard is so attached to a dragon that did fuck all for 10k years. The green flight is the least active of all of them, and really fucking boring.

end rant

Stop tagging jegulus with wolfstar when wolfstar isn't present. I love jegulus, but sometimes I want to look at a gay werewolf instead of them.

'I'm a guard stationed at a secret government prison' but it's only the parts where Kael and Hugo are offscreen. but they know they're about to die so it's INCREDIBLY GAY