How To Chew Off An Ankle Monitor

How to chew off an ankle monitor

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Danny didn’t mean to cause a mess so catastrophic that Clockwork saw it acceptable to put him on house arrest. So what if he almost caused the apocalypse again at least no one died. Now he was stuck with a ghost ankle monitor because that is a thing apparently. Clockwork got him doing “community work” which is just him bossing him around the multiverse.

Oh no a spoon will cause a dimension  to collapse because of some fucked up butterfly effect, let’s send Danny to beat up a spoon. If Danny’s being honest if a dimension can be destroyed by a spoon of all things then it was meant to be. Danny would advise it to simply be better.

You wouldn’t believe the crazy universes he has been sent to. For some reason a lot of them have heroes though. Maybe Clockwork is trying to make this a life lesson. Or well after life- maybe half life? All Danny is really learning is how to chew through an ankle monitor. Oh how proud Jazz must be. How proud Dani must be! But to be honest Dani has probably been arrested way more than Danny.

And now he has been sent to another universe to collect taxes. Clockwork called it a much needed favor to be called on but Danny swears he was told to give this guy the same speech the IRS gives when they try to make his parents pay taxes. Sorry, correction, when they used to try to make them pay taxes. Jack and Maddie Fenton has officially scared off the IRS.

With a clip board, his new ankle monitor newly attached, and his will to live diminishing by the second Danny is ready to collect. What he wasn’t expecting was being punched as soon as he went through the portal. He flew back hitting a wall and with his dramatic flair he somehow ended up upside down with his legs in the air. He was surprised and due to this surprise he has yet to move from his spot.

He heard people yelling around him.

“Holy shit! Kon why did you do that!?”

“I didn’t mean to! He just showed up out of nowhere.”

“Is that a fucking ankle monitor?”

Looking around to get a better look at where he teleported to he saw he ended up in a training room of some kind. He was surrounded by teenagers and a few adults. All of who looked at him with some level of suspicion.

He made eye contact with his target, still upside down, he pointed at the man in a trench coat. “You!”

He raised an eyebrow, “me?” Danny was surprised by the British accent.

“You got some favors you owe and I’m here to collect.” Floating off the ground he turned right side up before letting his feet hit earth.

“Damn it the one time I let Batman convince me to do a magic demonstration for the brats.” He trailed off rubbing his eyes like he was fighting off a headache.

“Yeah yeah boohoo for you, is listen man the master of time himself wants to meet with you. For what I have no clue so don’t even ask. But I can tell you don’t want to do I got a deal for you.”

“What’s the deal?” He asked with heavy suspicion.

Danny lifted the leg with the ankle monitor on it and shook it a bit.

“You get this thing off me and I let you be.”

Danny was banned from bitting it off.

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I think Danny with an ankle monitor is hilarious

basically

Dc x Dp prompt

Batfam members doing little nice things for Danny that eventually leads to him asking a few powerful ghosts around to protect them if they could. The batfam is very confused. Who is this “High Prince of the Infinite Realm”, and how did they get on his good side?

Inspired by an actual interaction I had with a classmate

[ID: 4 Panel comic with Sam Mason and Danny Fenton from the cartoon Danny Phantom. Sam is on the left side of each panel and is colored in monochrome purple. She has chin-length dark hair and wears a gothic blouse with elbow length sleeves. Danny is on the right side of each panel and is colored in monochrome blue. He has long bangs and wears a short sleeved hoodie; his right hand is bandaged. They are in a classroom; behind them the background is a pale grayish lavender with bookshelves, a globe, a clock and a crate.

Panel 1: Sam is writing in a notebook, head resting on her hand. Danny yawns and is reaching for something to the right side of the panel

Panel 2: Danny, eyes barely open, opens a drink can with a "crack" sound effect. To the right of him are 3 packets. Sam doesn't move positions but the noises catches her attention, her eyes glance to Danny.

Panel 3: Danny tears open the packets, which have an arrow pointing to them saying "Caffeine packets" and pours them into the drink can, which has an arrowing pointing to it saying "energy drink". Sam looks at him with a slightly concerned and incredulous expression

Panel 4: Zoomed in. Danny drinks the mix, with just the can, his hand and mouth visible in the foreground. Sam looks on with a disgusted and shocked expression. The letters "wtf" next to her head. /END ID]

Do it.

Everytime I draw Danny Phantom fanart and put him in a hoodie this was all I could see!! So enjoy this blank ‘kermit hood meme’ but danny style and feel free to use! 

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