How To Chew Off An Ankle Monitor

How to chew off an ankle monitor

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Danny didn’t mean to cause a mess so catastrophic that Clockwork saw it acceptable to put him on house arrest. So what if he almost caused the apocalypse again at least no one died. Now he was stuck with a ghost ankle monitor because that is a thing apparently. Clockwork got him doing “community work” which is just him bossing him around the multiverse.

Oh no a spoon will cause a dimension  to collapse because of some fucked up butterfly effect, let’s send Danny to beat up a spoon. If Danny’s being honest if a dimension can be destroyed by a spoon of all things then it was meant to be. Danny would advise it to simply be better.

You wouldn’t believe the crazy universes he has been sent to. For some reason a lot of them have heroes though. Maybe Clockwork is trying to make this a life lesson. Or well after life- maybe half life? All Danny is really learning is how to chew through an ankle monitor. Oh how proud Jazz must be. How proud Dani must be! But to be honest Dani has probably been arrested way more than Danny.

And now he has been sent to another universe to collect taxes. Clockwork called it a much needed favor to be called on but Danny swears he was told to give this guy the same speech the IRS gives when they try to make his parents pay taxes. Sorry, correction, when they used to try to make them pay taxes. Jack and Maddie Fenton has officially scared off the IRS.

With a clip board, his new ankle monitor newly attached, and his will to live diminishing by the second Danny is ready to collect. What he wasn’t expecting was being punched as soon as he went through the portal. He flew back hitting a wall and with his dramatic flair he somehow ended up upside down with his legs in the air. He was surprised and due to this surprise he has yet to move from his spot.

He heard people yelling around him.

“Holy shit! Kon why did you do that!?”

“I didn’t mean to! He just showed up out of nowhere.”

“Is that a fucking ankle monitor?”

Looking around to get a better look at where he teleported to he saw he ended up in a training room of some kind. He was surrounded by teenagers and a few adults. All of who looked at him with some level of suspicion.

He made eye contact with his target, still upside down, he pointed at the man in a trench coat. “You!”

He raised an eyebrow, “me?” Danny was surprised by the British accent.

“You got some favors you owe and I’m here to collect.” Floating off the ground he turned right side up before letting his feet hit earth.

“Damn it the one time I let Batman convince me to do a magic demonstration for the brats.” He trailed off rubbing his eyes like he was fighting off a headache.

“Yeah yeah boohoo for you, is listen man the master of time himself wants to meet with you. For what I have no clue so don’t even ask. But I can tell you don’t want to do I got a deal for you.”

“What’s the deal?” He asked with heavy suspicion.

Danny lifted the leg with the ankle monitor on it and shook it a bit.

“You get this thing off me and I let you be.”

Danny was banned from bitting it off.

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I think Danny with an ankle monitor is hilarious

listen I say this with patience bc some people may genuinely have not thought about this before but if you firmly say “AI art is terribly unethical and steals from artists” (which is correct) but then turn around and use voice AIs to generate songs/voice lines that sound like your favourite voice actors or singers……………………………………that is also AI art and it is also terribly unethical

Inspired by an actual interaction I had with a classmate

[ID: 4 Panel comic with Sam Mason and Danny Fenton from the cartoon Danny Phantom. Sam is on the left side of each panel and is colored in monochrome purple. She has chin-length dark hair and wears a gothic blouse with elbow length sleeves. Danny is on the right side of each panel and is colored in monochrome blue. He has long bangs and wears a short sleeved hoodie; his right hand is bandaged. They are in a classroom; behind them the background is a pale grayish lavender with bookshelves, a globe, a clock and a crate.

Panel 1: Sam is writing in a notebook, head resting on her hand. Danny yawns and is reaching for something to the right side of the panel

Panel 2: Danny, eyes barely open, opens a drink can with a "crack" sound effect. To the right of him are 3 packets. Sam doesn't move positions but the noises catches her attention, her eyes glance to Danny.

Panel 3: Danny tears open the packets, which have an arrow pointing to them saying "Caffeine packets" and pours them into the drink can, which has an arrowing pointing to it saying "energy drink". Sam looks at him with a slightly concerned and incredulous expression

Panel 4: Zoomed in. Danny drinks the mix, with just the can, his hand and mouth visible in the foreground. Sam looks on with a disgusted and shocked expression. The letters "wtf" next to her head. /END ID]

No but my REAL ideal dp x dc crossover is Freakshow screwing over Amity Park and dipping immediately making Danny chase after him all over the country. By the time he follows the scent of murderclown to Gotham, Danny is angry, tired, and panicking. Cue battle royale as the Bats suddenly need to handle a meta on a warpath.

Needless to say, Danny does NOT react well to realizing he's got the wrong clown.

*slowly shuffles a wooden box of finger bones towards you* so I have two ideas for you

So, what if ghosts like, really screw with video technology, so it all kind of looks corrupted at all times- so when Danny starts recording like a blog of daily like in amity park (maybe as a way to cope with Trauma) and he posts it, maybe people outside of amity could think it’s all just like, an ARG or analog horror- if you want to go with dc/dp here, tim could be trying to solve a nonexistent mystery

For idea two, do you know ab the mystery flesh pit? If you don’t it’s basically an unreality where a gigantic super organism is turned into a National park and it’s then shit down when the organism basically coughs in its sleep and destroys a lot of stuff-( also be warned, there is a lot of body horror involved in this, so if anyone’s sensitive to it maybe don’t look at any content!) so maybe Giant Danny is taking a nap and some villains find the GIANT GHOST TAKING A SLEEP and decide to hook him up to be used as like, a battery or Lazerus pit (if you go the route of his blood being lazerus water) and the heroes get involved trying to figure out what’s happening

oh man that would be so fun. Danny just takes a little school project 10 minute documentary of the town and doesn't think too much of it when he submits it to Youtube so he can send it to his teacher.

A week later and every ARG/Analog Horror nerd on the planet has heard about this brilliantly well produced video called "Amity Park"

Now knowing this, He decides to have some fun. He takes ominous shots of mundane Amity life and splices them between the more normal scenes of himself and his friends having fun and hanging out.

He amps up the uncanny level. Throughout all of his videos, he starts to tell a slightly dramatized version of his life, not the Phantom stuff, but his life as a Fenton.

The whole world watches in awe and delight as this refreshingly new Analog Horror channel posts nearly twice a week with some of the most stunning CGI that they've ever seen. I mean 'c'mon, Sentient food. A child living in the house of two mad scientists who casually mention dismembering and destroying ghosts at the dinner table. An honest to god crazy scientist lab with a massive portal to this 'Ghost Zone' just in their basement?! Yeah, whoever made this has an absolutely incredible imagination. (Some people are even dissing it since this GZ really just feels like a warped version of The Backrooms but it's fine, it's unique enough that it makes up for it.)

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I am a hoe for any and every topic that Wendigoon talks about in his videos so I very much so know about the Mystery Flesh Pit. (Video is linked but be warned; Benji isn't joking when they say that it's a LOT of body horror.)

I'd like to propose that Danny isn't even on earth, he's on a different planet that has collected his blood and harnessed his core for energy on a massive scale, helping create and produce items that benefit their world greatly.

To Danny, Their mining, harvesting, and energy draining efforts are the equivalent to bacteria moving around his body. He's so massive that this civilization isnt impacting him in the slightest.

The JL get called because this strange planet superorganism is now moving and it's causing the destruction of an entire civilization.

They fly over to the planet and they notice something very very wrong with the shape of the planet.

First and foremost, the two eyes spanning the equivalent width of Texas that stares up at their ship is new.