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Random scene idea for the House of Elle series (that can be taken as a writing prompt if anyone wants it).
Tim, calling Zantanna, very worried: Hey uh...if I put you on video could you tell me if something was an actual ritual to summon a demon?
Zantanna, though Red Robin was taking the week off for Elle's birthday but still ready to help: Yeah sure, what's up? I didn't think you were working on any cases?
Tim: Oh, I'm not. Ellie is having a sleepover and Steph swore up and down that this was just normal sleepover stuff for little girls, but I just...with the ghost stuff I just want to make sure she's not actually summoning some demon, you know?
Zantanna, finding Tim's new-parent worries adorable and amused that he'd call her about that of all things, laughing: sure, I can help with that. But Steph is right, little girls are just a whole other level with stuff like that. My friends and I would make up all sorts of fake rituals and stuff when I was her age. Muddy-water and leaves potions, charms made out of random rocks, that sort of thing.
Tim, a little more reassured, switching her to video call as he crept down the hall to where Elle and her friends are: Yeah that's what I've been told. I just wanna make sure she's safe you know?
Zantanna: Yeah that's fair, you and Connor are entitled to being a little over protective over her.
Tim opens the door a crack, moving his phone to let Zantanna see Elle and the other girls in the room all standing in a circle with their hands held, little tea candles lit, symbol on the floor made out of long pieces of string they found somewhere, chanting ominously.
Zantanna: Really though I don't think you have anything to worry an- oh, oh no. Go ahead and worry, that's real, that's a real summoning circle
Tim, scambling as the lights in the house start to flicker: shit shit shit
tim seems like the type of guy who is like sleep is for the weak and then sleeps for a week
How to chew off an ankle monitor
DPxDC
Danny didn’t mean to cause a mess so catastrophic that Clockwork saw it acceptable to put him on house arrest. So what if he almost caused the apocalypse again at least no one died. Now he was stuck with a ghost ankle monitor because that is a thing apparently. Clockwork got him doing “community work” which is just him bossing him around the multiverse.
Oh no a spoon will cause a dimension  to collapse because of some fucked up butterfly effect, let’s send Danny to beat up a spoon. If Danny’s being honest if a dimension can be destroyed by a spoon of all things then it was meant to be. Danny would advise it to simply be better.
You wouldn’t believe the crazy universes he has been sent to. For some reason a lot of them have heroes though. Maybe Clockwork is trying to make this a life lesson. Or well after life- maybe half life? All Danny is really learning is how to chew through an ankle monitor. Oh how proud Jazz must be. How proud Dani must be! But to be honest Dani has probably been arrested way more than Danny.
And now he has been sent to another universe to collect taxes. Clockwork called it a much needed favor to be called on but Danny swears he was told to give this guy the same speech the IRS gives when they try to make his parents pay taxes. Sorry, correction, when they used to try to make them pay taxes. Jack and Maddie Fenton has officially scared off the IRS.
With a clip board, his new ankle monitor newly attached, and his will to live diminishing by the second Danny is ready to collect. What he wasn’t expecting was being punched as soon as he went through the portal. He flew back hitting a wall and with his dramatic flair he somehow ended up upside down with his legs in the air. He was surprised and due to this surprise he has yet to move from his spot.
He heard people yelling around him.
“Holy shit! Kon why did you do that!?”
“I didn’t mean to! He just showed up out of nowhere.”
“Is that a fucking ankle monitor?”
Looking around to get a better look at where he teleported to he saw he ended up in a training room of some kind. He was surrounded by teenagers and a few adults. All of who looked at him with some level of suspicion.
He made eye contact with his target, still upside down, he pointed at the man in a trench coat. “You!”
He raised an eyebrow, “me?” Danny was surprised by the British accent.
“You got some favors you owe and I’m here to collect.” Floating off the ground he turned right side up before letting his feet hit earth.
“Damn it the one time I let Batman convince me to do a magic demonstration for the brats.” He trailed off rubbing his eyes like he was fighting off a headache.
“Yeah yeah boohoo for you, is listen man the master of time himself wants to meet with you. For what I have no clue so don’t even ask. But I can tell you don’t want to do I got a deal for you.”
“What’s the deal?” He asked with heavy suspicion.
Danny lifted the leg with the ankle monitor on it and shook it a bit.
“You get this thing off me and I let you be.”
Danny was banned from bitting it off.
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I think Danny with an ankle monitor is hilarious
