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Tim deciding to play some popular horror games after his nightly patrol because insomnia is a bitch (and also why not? what could possibly go wrong)

Kon, jumping through his bedroom window: Tim! I heart your heart rate accelerating! Is everything okay?

Tim, screaming at the top of his lungs: HOLY FUCK YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

trans!tim: she's a cisgender woman, she can't get me pregnant.

Bruce: she's zeus's child, therefore it is possible

Bruce: was Kent the father?

Tim: omg you let go of Cassie only to go for my.dead best friend? Shame on you.

Barry: is this baby bart's?

Tim: why would you be so insensitive? :(

Cassie sandsmark: tim I know I said I'd raise these clone-babies with you but I do need to know who the dad is.

Tim: oh the babies are an even mix of all 4 of us

Cassie: what 😐

Danny taking a vacation in gotham, it all goes well until superboy picks him up talking about "Damian"

He brings him to some farm and keeps chattering

Then superboy sees Superman and goes "hey clark, I brought Damian"

Only then does Danny go "actually, you got the wrong guy" and disappears

Batman gets frantically called that their identities have been compromised and all the bats are called back to the cave

Too bad for Kon, who doesn't know Tim is not at the place that they want to meet up at

Or Danny, who once again is being picked up by a super

Tim decided to leave Batman and becomes a titan 💀💀💀

Bonus: this is the reason why Tim want to be Eren Yeager

tim seems like the type of guy who is like sleep is for the weak and then sleeps for a week

How to chew off an ankle monitor

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Danny didn’t mean to cause a mess so catastrophic that Clockwork saw it acceptable to put him on house arrest. So what if he almost caused the apocalypse again at least no one died. Now he was stuck with a ghost ankle monitor because that is a thing apparently. Clockwork got him doing “community work” which is just him bossing him around the multiverse.

Oh no a spoon will cause a dimension  to collapse because of some fucked up butterfly effect, let’s send Danny to beat up a spoon. If Danny’s being honest if a dimension can be destroyed by a spoon of all things then it was meant to be. Danny would advise it to simply be better.

You wouldn’t believe the crazy universes he has been sent to. For some reason a lot of them have heroes though. Maybe Clockwork is trying to make this a life lesson. Or well after life- maybe half life? All Danny is really learning is how to chew through an ankle monitor. Oh how proud Jazz must be. How proud Dani must be! But to be honest Dani has probably been arrested way more than Danny.

And now he has been sent to another universe to collect taxes. Clockwork called it a much needed favor to be called on but Danny swears he was told to give this guy the same speech the IRS gives when they try to make his parents pay taxes. Sorry, correction, when they used to try to make them pay taxes. Jack and Maddie Fenton has officially scared off the IRS.

With a clip board, his new ankle monitor newly attached, and his will to live diminishing by the second Danny is ready to collect. What he wasn’t expecting was being punched as soon as he went through the portal. He flew back hitting a wall and with his dramatic flair he somehow ended up upside down with his legs in the air. He was surprised and due to this surprise he has yet to move from his spot.

He heard people yelling around him.

“Holy shit! Kon why did you do that!?”

“I didn’t mean to! He just showed up out of nowhere.”

“Is that a fucking ankle monitor?”

Looking around to get a better look at where he teleported to he saw he ended up in a training room of some kind. He was surrounded by teenagers and a few adults. All of who looked at him with some level of suspicion.

He made eye contact with his target, still upside down, he pointed at the man in a trench coat. “You!”

He raised an eyebrow, “me?” Danny was surprised by the British accent.

“You got some favors you owe and I’m here to collect.” Floating off the ground he turned right side up before letting his feet hit earth.

“Damn it the one time I let Batman convince me to do a magic demonstration for the brats.” He trailed off rubbing his eyes like he was fighting off a headache.

“Yeah yeah boohoo for you, is listen man the master of time himself wants to meet with you. For what I have no clue so don’t even ask. But I can tell you don’t want to do I got a deal for you.”

“What’s the deal?” He asked with heavy suspicion.

Danny lifted the leg with the ankle monitor on it and shook it a bit.

“You get this thing off me and I let you be.”

Danny was banned from bitting it off.

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I think Danny with an ankle monitor is hilarious

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47.) Kon-El (Currently at 64 comics read)

Send me a number between 1-100 and I'll draw whoever it corresponds to in my LOCG reading stats

Cute little Kon character sheet ^-^

I was trying to figure out how to draw kon (first sketch was the baby face one) then he progressively got more cunty. I think the only drawing giving somewhat straight energy is the saluting one 😭😭

IT IS BEAUTIFULLLLL

Intruder

Headcanon that Kon finally works up the nerve to confess his love to Tim- except he messes up and confesses on April Fools day, so after a long pause where Tim’s heart nearly leaves his chest, he just laughs and says “good one”

And while Kon is momentarily confused (and a little crushed), he quickly is reminded of the date by a less than favorable prank pulled by Bart- and instead of explaining things to Tim, he decides to roll with it

It becomes an inside joke between them both. Kon starts saying “love ya” before every mission- and he means it. But Tim just takes it as a joke, and he pretends it doesn’t make his cheeks flush, pretends it doesn’t make his heart race.

The longer it goes on without Tim confessing back, the bolder Kon grows. He is pretty sure Tim likes him back, given he can hear how Tim’s heart races each time he flirts- but he’s still waiting for the proper confession. And what better way to draw it out than by getting flirtier and flirtier?

“Have a good meeting, baby, I hope they don’t keep you from me for too long”

“Hey there hot stuff, is that a batarang in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“Have I ever told you how beautiful your eyes look Tim? Because they really are. Brighter than the whole night sky alight with stars.”

Tim goes insane. He can’t show how much the phrases are affecting him, can’t let Kon know it isn’t a joke to him- so he flirts back. Because why on earth would he be normal and just talk about it?

He starts small, and works his way up to bolder statements. Speaking his heart, veiling the words as bits of their joke.

“Hey pretty boy, you gonna join us on this mission or is your head still in the clouds?”

“Calm down Kon, this is a sparring ring, not our bedroom”

“Can I get a kiss for luck babe? You know I always perform better when I’m around you.”

It’s like a game. Of wits, of wills. Everyone watches from a far with their eyebrows raised, watching the gayest friendship they’ve ever seen as the boys both flirt and flirt, a sort of game of chicken that neither seems to know the rules to.

It takes months for things to escalate so much till they’re essentially just dating. Tim doesn’t realize it until they’re sitting curled up on the couch together after a mission, his head on Kon’s shoulder, their legs intertwined under the blanket.

“We’re dating… aren’t we?”

Kon kisses the top of his head. “Took you a while, Mr detective.”

Tim’s face flushes as he rethinks every phrase Kon ever said to him, before winding back to that first fateful confession.

His heart skips a beat as the meaning dawns on him.

“You love me,” he says, less a question more a statement.

“I do,” Kon replies, fighting off a smile.

Tim’s heart races a mile a minute. He pushes away from Kon to look him in his eyes, his ribs feeling too small to contain his growing heart.

“I love you too,” he says, breathless with the confession.

“I know,” Kon answers, his eyes twinkling. Tim wants to punch him- but then Kon is kissing him, and Tim forgets every hostile feeling.

He pushes their combined idiocracy aside and grabs Kon by his shirt, and pulls the super into him.

kon el conner kent

First fanart of the blog and of course it needed to be Kon, I hope you like it!

Kon again wu! I love him

young justice

I'm late but I love this song, these guys are always in my head and I wanted to do something for my favorite traditions. I hope you like it and had a Happy Halloween and Dia de Muertos!

"I will make a simple sketch" yeah sure, I did the exact opposite. Anyway, I enjoyed making this and hope you like it!

Hi! this is my drawing for the @superfamsecretsanta exchange event! I had fun making thism I hope you like it!

Happy Holidays @bernardsunglasses!!!

I can't stop thinking of him every time I listen to this song