Dark of heart and large of ass, the bane of kings in centuries past.
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Not Only Do I Look Like This IRL But I Had A Dress Made Out Of This EXACT Fabric. I'm Scared Y'all. This
Not only do I look like this IRL but I had a dress made out of this EXACT fabric. I'm scared y'all. This is truly the Wojak of Dorian Gray.
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Me, age 12: *Listening to the all-american classic "Albuquerque" by the esteemed Al Yankovic.*
My brother: You desire Weird Al carnally.
Me:
Jesse we need to go back to bed soon and we can talk about how to get a snack at the bar
To mother,
I hope your nap was good,
And that your headache is getting better.
I'm sorry, but I have covered the table in hot sugar water
Boiling hot, actually.
Don't ask me how
Or why
It was supposed to be a suprise.
Supposed to be.
Someone walked up to me at work and started...petting me? Like a cat? Not anywhere particularly sensitive but uh??? Ma'm??? No?
I cannot.
3 minutes after submitting a resume:
Job??? Jahb? *agressively refreshes my inbox* JOB?????????