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This is the best thing I've created with my finger

Not only do I look like this IRL but I had a dress made out of this EXACT fabric. I'm scared y'all. This is truly the Wojak of Dorian Gray.
And no, I won't be posting a comparison because I'm an FBI agent shy.

Not only do I look like this IRL but I had a dress made out of this EXACT fabric. I'm scared y'all. This is truly the Wojak of Dorian Grey.
I talk like her:

I look like her:

So basically:

And no, you can't speak to the manager because he went to Arizona three weeks ago and we haven't heard back from him since.
Reigonals are freaking out.
He's probably dead ma'am. Sorry.
finally capitulated and bought soy milk at the supermarket yesterday because i'm lactose intolerant and i'm tired of being gassy all day and upon processing this decision my mind automatically generated a rendition of pilotredsuns "grinch ultimatum video" wherein santa makes me choose between being a soyboy and being gassy and i choose soyboy and morph into the soy wojak instead of the grinch
Hi there 👋,
My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔
I’ve launched a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $40,000 to relocate my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future. 🕊️🇵🇸
Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my account was terminated without explanation. However, I remain determined to keep fighting for my family’s safety and well-being. 🫶
If you could take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. 🙏
Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. ❤
https://gofund.me/fd1faea2 🔗
im sorry i cant donate whoever sees this please share!!