Dark of heart and large of ass, the bane of kings in centuries past.
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My favorite kind of spam comments are the ones that recommend a cancer doctor and then casually mention that he also does witchcraft at the end.
People just liked it better that way. 🙄
I’m going to Constantinople, that shit better not be Istanbul
Mixin' herself a little Nectar of a Thousand Sorrows
Pairing an alcoholic beverage with a non-alcoholic one. I guess it makes sense?
This is from a mod (Stardew Valley Expanded) but I hope it's still ok.
It is now! Thanks for the Help Wanted ad.
They found some bits in there.
Between Stockton and Peter Madsen it would seem that anyone who wants to build their own submarine should be preemptively sectioned.
Well, looks like it's all over now. The second-best option came to pass. The submersible was found imploded, all passengers lost. If they couldn't be found alive, at least the end came quickly. What a story.
Well, looks like it's all over now. The second-best option came to pass. The submersible was found imploded, all passengers lost. If they couldn't be found alive, at least the end came quickly. What a story.
Someone left one of those silicone bra stuffers in the parking lot at work and instead of throwing it out we've been slowly watching it decay in the southern sun for months. Call that Memento Mammary.
Harnessing the twin demons of tumblr to make the visage of an ai generated spammer
...Dracula is here!
When I was a kid in the naughts I thought that "metrosexual" meant someone was aroused by trains and was genuinely distressed by how common a fetish it appeared to be in hollywood every time I read a gossip mag.
I'll take it upon myself this time to make the post that educated me last year:
When Dracula and Jonathan are talking about "making toilet," they are meaning to change clothes.
As fun as it would have been for Dracula to drop all decorum and tell his new guest to go bust a fat piss before coming to dinner, it wasn't to be.
Me when my eyes start vibrating
I hate how ferengi always talk about their lobes while gesturing to their helices. Buncha idiots, the lot of them.
Via Hark! A Vagrant
Could have been written to add to his eclectic "bohemian" personality, showing him get caught up in an American fad like that.
Please enjoy these very scientific reconstructions of how Sherlock Holmes may have stuck his feet up on the mantlepiece in 'A Case of Identity'
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OKAY SO I STARTED WATCHING PRINCESS TUTU AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS CALLING THEM SEÑOR FOR HALF OF THE FIRST EPISODE