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Mémoires d'un Sorcier Sous-Employé

Dark of heart and large of ass, the bane of kings in centuries past.

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My favorite kind of spam comments are the ones that recommend a cancer doctor and then casually mention that he also does witchcraft at the end.


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People just liked it better that way. 🙄

I’m going to Constantinople, that shit better not be Istanbul


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Me when the-

Me when-

The sub when it-

Me when the sub


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 Mixin' Herself A Little Nectar Of A Thousand Sorrows

Mixin' herself a little Nectar of a Thousand Sorrows

Pairing An Alcoholic Beverage With A Non-alcoholic One. I Guess It Makes Sense?

Pairing an alcoholic beverage with a non-alcoholic one. I guess it makes sense?

This is from a mod (Stardew Valley Expanded) but I hope it's still ok.

It is now! Thanks for the Help Wanted ad.


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Between Stockton and Peter Madsen it would seem that anyone who wants to build their own submarine should be preemptively sectioned.


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Well, looks like it's all over now. The second-best option came to pass. The submersible was found imploded, all passengers lost. If they couldn't be found alive, at least the end came quickly. What a story.


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Well, looks like it's all over now. The second-best option came to pass. The submersible was found imploded, all passengers lost. If they couldn't be found alive, at least the end came quickly. What a story.


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Someone left one of those silicone bra stuffers in the parking lot at work and instead of throwing it out we've been slowly watching it decay in the southern sun for months. Call that Memento Mammary.


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When I was a kid in the naughts I thought that "metrosexual" meant someone was aroused by trains and was genuinely distressed by how common a fetish it appeared to be in hollywood every time I read a gossip mag.


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HC

The Scout's dog tags are his maternal grandfather’s.


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Only Real Musicheads Will Get It
Only Real Musicheads Will Get It
Only Real Musicheads Will Get It
Only Real Musicheads Will Get It
Only Real Musicheads Will Get It

Only real Musicheads will get it <3


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I'll take it upon myself this time to make the post that educated me last year:

When Dracula and Jonathan are talking about "making toilet," they are meaning to change clothes.

As fun as it would have been for Dracula to drop all decorum and tell his new guest to go bust a fat piss before coming to dinner, it wasn't to be.


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One thing you gotta know about me is I love Resting, I love Repose, I'm a Slumbercore Sleepcel.


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I hate how ferengi always talk about their lobes while gesturing to their helices. Buncha idiots, the lot of them.


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Via Hark! A Vagrant

Via Hark! A Vagrant

Could have been written to add to his eclectic "bohemian" personality, showing him get caught up in an American fad like that.

Please enjoy these very scientific reconstructions of how Sherlock Holmes may have stuck his feet up on the mantlepiece in 'A Case of Identity'

Please Enjoy These Very Scientific Reconstructions Of How Sherlock Holmes May Have Stuck His Feet Up
Please Enjoy These Very Scientific Reconstructions Of How Sherlock Holmes May Have Stuck His Feet Up
Please Enjoy These Very Scientific Reconstructions Of How Sherlock Holmes May Have Stuck His Feet Up
Please Enjoy These Very Scientific Reconstructions Of How Sherlock Holmes May Have Stuck His Feet Up
Please Enjoy These Very Scientific Reconstructions Of How Sherlock Holmes May Have Stuck His Feet Up
Please Enjoy These Very Scientific Reconstructions Of How Sherlock Holmes May Have Stuck His Feet Up

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OKAY SO I STARTED WATCHING PRINCESS TUTU AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS CALLING THEM SEÑOR FOR HALF OF THE FIRST EPISODE


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