I Know Violence Doesnt Solve Problems But A Little Stabbing Couldnt Hurt Right?

I know violence doesn’t solve problems but a little stabbing couldn’t hurt right?

Just a tiny bit?

A slightly aggressive poke?

No way in hell this works

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Me? Getting unhealthily obsessed with people? Wdym? I’m not obsessed I promise. I met them a few weeks ago and I swear that this time they’re genuinely incredible and perfect for me and we’re going to move in together and adopt a bunch of animals and live together until we’re old and grey because they’re never going to need anyone but me because they appreciate just how amazing I am and

Intro

Hi! We are the Chaos Collective. We have DID, ADHD, FND, GAD and CPSTD (professionally diagnosed) as well as autism, POTS and h-EDS (in the process of getting diagnosed). We’ve also been medically recognised as having NPD traits and ASPD.

We also run @welcome-to-the-agender-agenda.

We mainly post about our disabilities. These are some of the people who might post:

https://rentry.co/Chaotic-Collective

https://pronouns.cc/@Our_Chaotic_Collective

We have low empathy and appreciate tone tags. We’re always open to questions.

If we seem in a bad mood, be aware that we struggle with chronic fatigue, chronic pain, chronic insomnia and paranoid delusions so it’s likely caused by those and not by you.

We are proudly cripplepunk, madpunk and neuropunk and use a wheelchair/crutches/a rollator/a cane depending on the activity.

BYF and extra under keep reading :)

BYF

(This is not a DNI. Anyone can interact. This is just letting you know about our views in case anything makes you uncomfortable.)

We are:

Pro choice

Pro good faith identities (lesboy, bi gay etc)

Fully supportive of aro/cis/ace/het/apl people in the LGBTQ+ community (there are many ways to be queer)

Anti radqueer

Pro recovery

Pro anti contact para

Pro researched self diagnosed

Anti radfem

Anti narc/histro/borderline/antisocial abuse as a term

Endo neutral/endo apathetic (mostly just anti misinfo) (we follow anti-endo and pro-endo blogs unless they have endo neutral in their DNI)

Anti transmeds

Pro neopronouns and xenogenders

Anti pro sh/pro ed blogs

Not personally comfortable with shipping real people (it’s okay in moderation but people take it way too far)

Mixed race (chinese/white) so keep the racism/asianphobic shit away

Collectively atheist/pagan (very uncomfortable with people who push religion onto others) (we fully support Jewish people and it’s ridiculous we have to even say that) (Jesus was a black Jewish man)

Strong believers that you can’t fix people and believe that how this trope is romanticised is extremely harmful

Really uncomfortable with the r slur (seriously why are people using this)

Big lovers of anons

Open to questions for specific alters just please bear in mind that it might take a while to get back to you depending on fronting

People need to learn the difference between tired and fatigued.

I’ve been reading a lot of fix it fics and I just want to say that the first thing Aziraphale and Crowley would do after making up wouldn’t be to kiss. It would be to hug and cling to each other like a lifeline, inhaling each other’s scent and trying to meld their bodies together as a way of saying “I’m here I’m not leaving”.

Then they would ease themselves into kissing.