The Ferric Oxide-rich Soil Of Hormuz Island In The Persian Gulf: Perfect For Metal Album Covers And Vegan*

The ferric oxide-rich soil of Hormuz Island in the Persian Gulf: perfect for metal album covers and vegan* blood sacrifices.

*As in sacrifices that do not involve actual blood. Not sacrificing vegans. I myself am vegan. Get the fuck away from my stims if you think it's hilarious to fantasize about murdering us.

The fact that handwashing represents penance and looking for forgiveness, especially in religion, and the only time we ever see Kaz (who literally goes by Dirtyhands) wash his hands is in front of Inej (start of SOC, bathroom scene) symbolising how he only ever tries to be a better man for her, and that she's his only religion... GOD

What are some myths that you think people come up with about Inej and her ship?

I think these myths come in two flavors: the myths the people she saves have, and the myths that slavers have. Depending who you ask she's either a Saint or a Scourge.

First, there's the obvious one that The Wraith is an actual ghost ship with a phantom crew. This fits both with the name, with inejs skill set, and with what we know the ship is like (small and very fast). It glides soundlessly out of the darkness at night, and by the time you spot it, it's too late.

The captain of the wraith can hear every prayer for deliverance whispered on the sea

She doesn't have a physical form, just a figure of shadow and mist. The only tangible thing about her are the blades in her hand

The sea took pity on the men and women who jumped from ships to escape slavers, and instead of letting them drown, she wrapped them in sea foam and kept them safe. She gave them a shipwreck from the bottom of the ocean, and that's where it sails, rising from the water only when it reaches a slaving ship

I love the idea of Inej amassing just as many myths and whispers as Kaz did about his gloves, except for her they're a mix of good and bad depending on who says them

Kaz Brekker, age 9:

Ahem. For science. Take this multi-fandom quiz and let me know how I did (accuracy wise).

The crows at an amusement part

Nina:

Every five minutes or so, you’ll see her with different food. Popcorn, cotton candy, breadsticks, hotdogs

Wait till she finds the waffle stand

“THESE ARE SO GOOD THIS IS THE BEST OMG I NEED MORE SOMEONE BUY ME MORE PLEASE I NEED IT IT IS MY DRUGGl”

Her hands are full with food

I feel that she’s that type to wear the merchandise

Takes a lot of pictures and it annoys Matthias and Kaz

“OH MY GOD MATTHIAS TAKE A PICTURE OF ME HERE” *poses*

“AND HERE!” *poses*

She loves roller-coasters or any ride that involves heights but she screams as if she was burning in hell

Money-spending spree for her

She likes winning prizes in one of those mini-games and if she doesn’t win she does it again and again and again

She updates her Instagram every ten minutes or so

Wylan:

Balloon collector??

He likes going on the carousel ride with Jesper

Wylan dragged Kaz into it too

He’s literally having the time of his life on the carousel

He HATES those big, tall rides but:

“Cmon Wylann don’t be a chicken” says Nina

“But-“

“CHICKEN”

“...fine”

He shuts his eyes tightly every drop and clings on tight to Jesper

He also likes to spend his money on unnecessary merch. He’s rich so who cares

Kaz

Not sure why he came but he’s here anyway

A little kid thought that he was one of the cosplayers there:

“Mummy look! A villain!”

“WTF?”

Inej gives him the hoho-u-better-shut-ur-mouth look

yea he’s morally grey 🙄

As we know, since Wylan managed to drag him on the carousel, as he’s riding it Nina and Inej laugh their ass off and Nina takes pictures of him

He glares.

Like ok imagine this:

Instead of look upfront he looks to the side of the people watching, and gives the kazzle dazzle glare. ✨DEATH glare✨

Hah and you thought they stopped taking pictures. They kept doing it

He stole “something” from “somewhere”(as he says)

On the roller coaster ride he sits next to Inej.

He won’t admit that he was terrified of the drop, he didn’t scream but he held on to Inej’s hand tightly

He carries the map around

On one of the mini-games, he won a crow plushie and gave it to Inej

Inej

She had a great time

most of her time is spent next to Nina

She pays for everyone’s meals. She’s seen with a breadstick, nothing else.

Inej managed to sneak into the front row in the line

She LOVES the big, tall rides. She isn’t scared of it. She deals with heights anyway as the Wraith

I feel like Inej likes the attraction rides. She points out to the decorations.

“AWW I LOVE THISS”

Inej and Jesper compete in one of the mini-games. It gets super intense.

She wins almost all the time but Jesper insists on a rematch.

At some point, Inej let’s him win

Inej bought them all merchandise

Jesper

He’s dressed, top to bottom, in merchandise.

The hat, the shirt, the pants, his sandals. All from his last visit

Both him and Nina are stocking up on food

His hands are filled with balloons, food, shopping bags

As they were queuing for the roller coaster, “if I die and either of y’all survive, make sure I have an open casket”

“Jesper you little sh-“

He screamed really loud on the roller coaster and after that, he dramatically ‘fell’ because he was ‘dizzy’

I suppose he rode all the rides there is in that amusement park but he likes the chaotic rides the most

He, Wylan, Nina and Matthias does face painting. Not like Matthias had a choice

On one of the performance, Jesper managed to steal the show and all eyes on him

“What is Jesper doing up there- OH MY GOD”

Matthias

I feel like both Matthias and Kaz spent the most time together. In silence. Sitting on the bench, waiting

He prefers the calmer rides like the boat ones. Little does he know that boat rides aren’t calm

He loves the attraction rides. He finds them fascinating. One of the attractions were about Fjerda and guess who complained

“What the- this doesn’t look remotely close to Fjerda! What is this? I’ve never seen that? Is that suppose to be a wolf? That looks like a dog!”

“Drüskelle. Calm. Down. Shut. Up. No. One. Cares. ”

He takes a lot of pictures of Nina. Pretends he hates it though. Something about keeping many picture of Nina gives him joy

Nina forced him to wear a lousy looking T-shirt that says ‘MAGIC IS REAL!” that she got for him in one of these shops

He gets a slushee I suppose. The ice reminds him of home

“Now that was fun innit?” Jesper says as they walk out. “Where are we going tomorrow?”