Heres What Your Favorite Hazbin Hotel Character Says About You! I Had A Lot Of Fun With This One:

Here’s what your favorite Hazbin Hotel character says about you! I had a lot of fun with this one:

Alastor: You're either a simp, or you're aro-ace and are grateful to have some representation in the form of a main character, even if said main character is a murderer and a cannibal, and not a soul in between.

Husk: You're a furry, first and foremost. Daddy kinks are common, but you have a grandpa kink, and your ideal man is someone like Paul Hollywood. Or you're a massive Keith David fan and you simp for every character he's ever voiced. Ok, maybe not EVERY character. But definitely Dr Facilier. Come to think of it, if you simp for Dr Facilier, you probably also simp for Alastor

Niffty: You know that girl who looks sweet and innocent but has a criminal record, and has written depraved fanfiction that would get you on an FBI watchlist? This is her

Charlie: Hello, Disney princess fans! Charlie is a Disney princess who cusses and you love that about her

Vaggie: You've supported the 'Vaggie is a fallen angel' theory since day one, and you loved saying 'I told you so!' when it was made canon

Rosie: Hello, Radiorose shippers! Don't worry, I'm one of you. Rosie and Alastor are platonically married, your honor. You also wish you had a supportive cannibal mom

Angel Dust: How's that unresolved trauma that you process by lashing out at others working out for you? No, but seriously, therapy would help you, or at least, it would be a healthy alternative to your substance abuse problem

Sir Pentious: You watched Phineas and Ferb as a kid, and you loved Dr Doofenshmirtz, so it's no surprise that you love a character who is basically him in snake form

Cherri Bomb: Your type is party girls capable of handling enough cocaine to kill a bull elephant. Either that, or you are a party girl capable of handling enough cocaine to kill a bull elephant. Your nostrils will not survive your twenties

Vox: You used to be an Alastor simp but then Vox came along, and now he's your new favorite tumblr sexyman. You never thought that you'd find a TV sexy but that hasn't stopped you from simping for him

Valentino: You've never made a good decision in your life, and you don't intend to start now. Your taste in men is horrible, and you always date bad guys in the hopes of changing them, and you need to stop, because they're not gonna change for you

Velvette: You're the mom friend, and you hate it. You never wanted to be the mom friend, but you have to be because your two friends who are dating can't mediate their own relationship and they make that your problem

Adam: See everything I said about Valentino, because it applies to him as well

Lute: You wish you could be the Y/N in every single boss/employee romance. You fantasise about dating your real boss on the regular, and no one can stop you

Emily: Is Charlie not sweet enough for you? Then it's no wonder that you like Emily instead. Emily is your precious bean

Sera: Lesbian with mommy issues. You're into a very specific type of woman because you have a poor relationship with your mother

Mimzy: Hello, former Steven Universe fans, more specifically the ones who loved Spinel. Mimzy is just a cussing Spinel, and you love that about her

Baxter: You're disappointed that he didn't get any speaking lines in the show. Don't worry, maybe he'll get some in season 2

If you go into someone’s fic to insult their ship, and ask them why they’re not writing about your ship instead, you’re wet human garbage, pass it on

NPD culture is getting supply from your therapist saying that you’re one of her favorite patients and that she looks forward to seeing you

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I love how Chaggie shippers like to immediately call anyone who doesn’t like Chaggie homophobic. A Chaggie shipper once said to me, ‘boo! You hate sapphics!’ and then when I told them I’m a RoyalHalo shipper, they suddenly went all quiet. Chaggie fans are just as toxic as Huskerdust fans, I swear.

Angel Dust is more of a gray area, though. He was born into a mafia family, and organised crime was all that he ever knew when he was alive. Say what you like, but it’s damn near impossible to break away from a criminal empire if you’re born into it, and you’ll probably be killed if you ever try to leave. Angel Dust was doomed from day one, and yet, when he’s taken away from his circumstances and given a place at the hotel, he’s shown to be capable of being a better person. Is he a good person? No, but he’s getting there.

As for Husk, I totally agree. He deserves no one’s sympathy when he used to be an overlord, and now has the nerve to whine about being owned by one when he used to own souls himself. It’d be different if he showed at least some regret or remorse, but nope, he’s just mad because he’s not an overlord anymore. Eat shit, pussycat.

Narcissists are cool. Narcissists are sexy. Narcissists are beautiful. Narcissists deserve love. Narcissists deserve supply. Narcissists deserve help if they wish to seek it. Narcissists are awesome. Narcissists are the fucking best. Narcissists deserve the world.

We love you our fellow narcissists. This blog will always be npd safe and safe for any demonized disorder. Fuck ableists and sanists.

Happy pride month to our fellow queer narcissists. Only narcissistic positivity on this day cause fuck narcissistic abuse assholes. Narcissistic abuse isn't real, you're just demonizing a vulnerable group of people and an already deeply stigmatized disorder. Narcissists are abuse victims too.

-Ally- speaking for the system. :)

This system has NPD and loves all other narcissists no matter what you may be like.