An Idea I Just Had: Forehead Smooches For The Yanderes (assuming That The Taller Ones Were Sitting/leaning

An idea I just had: forehead smooches for the yanderes (assuming that the taller ones were sitting/leaning forward/lying down when these happened)

I feel like Dream and Schlatt would be amused by it, since it’s such a small form of affection that you’re giving them

DreamXD, Techno and Wilbur would also be amused, but return the affection (with the voices now constantly demanding your affection)

Blob Dream and Ghostbur both letting out a small gasp/squeak before returning the forehead smooch, or as much as Blob Dream can do as a Blob. Probably just head rubs for him. But they will now surprise you with forehead smooches/head rubs if it looks like you’ve had a bad day. Thoughts?

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Oh boy! A lot of characters :) these are going to be more short and playfully. Not quite my normal head cannons.

Triggers: fluff, reader being mocked for their hight. Possessive behavior, and very mild like yandere behavior. This is safe to read for all.

Enjoy.

Dream

You giving Dream forehead kisses: He would be quite surprised, but happy. Dream would likely have to be either sitting/kneeling down for you to kiss his forehead. If not he’ll tease you by standing on his tippy toes to make himself taller, or he’ll just move out of the way. All while mocking your height (not everyone can be 6’2-or more Dream…)

Dream giving you forehead kisses: No matter where the kiss, it's going to drag on for longer than needed. So for forehead kisses, Dream will wrap an arm around your head to hold you in place while he gives an unneededly long forehead kiss. But he’ll also give you quick pecks randomly. The kisses can be a bit hard pressured sometimes.

Rating:7/10

DreamXD

You giving XD forehead kisses: it’s kinda hard, not gonna lie. But it is possible when he is sitting and working. And it's more like kissing the mask, but he still feels the pressure. XD will be very confused, and will ask what you just did, once you explain it he’ll go silent. He isn’t good with humans and their body language and affection language as a whole. You are as much of a learning experience to him, as he is you. So he will be very touched when you kiss his forehead for the first time.

XD givin you forehead kisses: Sometimes he will lift his mask to give you gentle and soft forehead kisses. But if he isn’t lifting the mask, then he’ll either copy the movement of a forehead kiss and put the bottom of the mask to your forehead and other times he’ll just do a forehead to forehead kinda thing.

Rating: 8/10

BlobDream

You giving Blob forehead kisses: It’s pretty easy to give Blob forehead kisses, when he isn’t moving around a bunch. But when you do kiss his forehead, all movements will stop. It’s like he is frozen in time. This only lasts for a few seconds when he starts to jump up and down at like mock 5. He will waddle and jump around squeaking from victory.

Blob giving you forehead kisses: well… he can’t, but, like XD, he will mock the movement and press his little smile to your forehead. Hopefully you don’t have a bad back, because you’ll have to bend over to let Blob give you forehead kisses. But he also will just nuzzle your cheek and hands.

Rating: 10/10

Wilbur

You giving WIlbur forehead kisses: Wilbur will be amused, but slightly confused of why you are doing this. But he has learned to not look a gift horse in the mouth. Wilbur will literally melt into your touch every time you give him or attempt to give him a forehead kiss. At times when he’s feeling cocky, he’ll make sure you have to use something to help you reach his forehead.

Wilbur giving you forehead kisses: Wilbur had been giving you forehead way before you started giving them to him. But Wilby is an aggressive yandere, so he isn't the most gentle all the time with stuff like this. In turn his forehead kisses will be forced onto you if needed. But the kisses themselves are harsh and just possessive.

Rating: 5/10

Ghostbur

You giving Ghostbur forehead kisses: He would be over the moon, but also a flustered mess. It would take a hot minute for Ghostbur to react and even process the sweet kiss. It is likely that you kissed his forehead while he was in the middle of talking. But when he does it he gets a hilarious expression. (Insert confused Deku face.) Ghostbur, like Wilbur, will melt into your touch with go puppy eyes.

Ghostbur giving you forehead kisses: Ghostbur will first ask you a million times if it's okay that he gives you a forehead kiss. But once you say the required yes a million times, he will give you forehead kisses very often, like when you're having a bad day or something. The kisses themselves are sweet, soft and gentle.

Rating: 10/10

Technoblade

You giving Techno forehead kisses: you will likely do this when he is reading to you. But Techno won’t freeze up like the others, no. He’ll just act like nothing happened and continue reading. Meanwhile deep down the man's heart is palpitating, and the voices are losing their shit. Some of the voices are angry-flustered and others are swooning and awning at how gentle you are. Techno will have a very light blush however.

Techno giving you forehead kisses: Techno’s main love language is physical touch, so after clearing it with you first, forehead kisses are pretty common. Most of the time it's his way of saying good morning and goodnight. It’s a good way to start and end the day with both of you. The kisses themselves are sweet, long, and meaningful.

Rating:9/10

Schlatt

You giving Schlatt forehead kisses: Yeah…no. This man will barely give you the chance. But if you somehow do give him one, he’ll freeze up for a moment. Schlatt would then slowly pull his gaze over to you and glare. He’s not happy on the outside, but he won't yell. He'll just tell you to leave him alone. But, deep down, he did appreciate it. That's if he’s not in a good mood. But if he is in more of a neutral mood/cocky, good mood. Schlatt will make sure you can’t reach his forehead and then mock you about your height. :(

Schlatt giving you forehead kisses: This never happens while you are awake. Schlatt doesn’t want to take the chance, so whenever you are sleeping, that's when he strikes. He’ll give you a fast kiss before getting his ram lookin’ ass out of there. The kisses themselves are actually soft and loving.

Rating: 6/10

Oh dear, it seems I’ve sold my soul to you for excellent quality headcanons and oneshots. Do I regret it? No

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Yesss...I have now captured the souls of 250 people in my chat >:) lol..

That kind of reminds me when one of my best friends used to play DND, and her character was literally somebody that sold her soul to the devil so she could get a book. It was a long time ago so I don't think that's exactly what happened but like that's the basic premise of it. And that just made me laugh 😂

Can we please get some more Yandere Dream and blob dream content?😗

I got you 😎

Triggers: Mention of Reader isolating themselves, but mainly all just wholesome fluff (that's new..)

Enjoy.

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do a date headcanons!

Right, so date night with these two is quite the adventure.

Dream will want to stay in for date night.

While blob will want to go out and do something outside for date night.

So of course, to keep both happy, you say you guys go on a picnic in your backyard.

As much as you wanted to go out with Blob, you did have a 6 foot something man child that could just pick you up and take you away in the night.

As much as you loved Dream he was scared if he didn’t get what he wanted.

Dream would set up the little picnic outside and Blob would be inside with you making the food.

Blob would try his damn best to help you cook.

But he would mostly just stir things around in the pot.

Oh reader, did you think this would be a simple meal, like a sandwich?

Oh no.

No, no, no.

Nor Dream or Blob would have it.

This is a special time for them, so that night you are having your choice, baguette, and fruit for the appetizer.

Then for the main course you would be having either steak, fish, or chicken.

And if you're vegan/vegetarian, you would have a vegan equivalent to that main course.

And for dessert?

Lava cake.

No, if, ands or butt.

And you’ll be the one cooking most of this, except the lava cake.

That is a surprise that Dream will make..or try to (blob will do most of the work so Dream doesn’t fuck it up).

Hey!

Dream is good at a lot of stuff.

Cooking just isn’t one of them.

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Now when you get out in the backyard, you’ll seem something’ like this.

Blankets will cover the0 grass, with a small table set in the middle of the blanket floor.

It was a short table, tall enough to be eaten at while sitting on the ground.

Candles will be greeting you on the table. With two wine glasses in their company. The soft lighting of the candles and the cold light of the moon were the only lights to film your eyes.

And standing there like a happy toddler waiting for your praise is an overjoyed Dream.

He wasn’t just proud of himself, but he was also proud of you.

You had finally come out of your room.

You had been avoiding Dream since you caught him yelling at someone for upsetting a while ago.

His yelling scared you, and who could blame you.

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Now the date itself would be peaceful.

There would be no talking if you didn’t want any talking.

But Dream will gladly speak if you want conversation, he would talk to you about what you had missed when you were in your room.

He would talk about you.

And just normal talking for once.

Now whether you want to talk or not, Blob is not being left out.

So during your entire dinner he’ll be on your lap, just listening and enjoying being held.

And at the end of your great dinner, Dream will surprise you with the Lava cake.

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In short: Over all, date night is a nice change of pace for all three of you. For you, there is no yelling for fighting to listen to. For Blob, he gets your attention and is content. And for Dream, well… he gets to see you.

Word count: 571

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Thanks for reading!

..lowkey devastated rn..

#technosupport

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Why are you devastated dear anon?

Random but I just watched How Do U Art’s video on A Moment with Blobs which got me thinking about Blob Dream. So here we have 👑 anon’s list on the things Blob Dream would steal from you the most:

- Pens/pencils. Your pens are not safe from him. They never will be. Keep a close eye on them.

- Coins. IDK why, but I feel like he’d steal coins and other money from you if it’s just lying about, maybe to give it back to you if you’ve been having a rough day.

- Glasses. Let me explain, he would definitely steal your glasses as night or when you’re not using them. The only reason he wouldn’t steal them is if you’re absolutely blind without them, because he wouldn’t want you hurting yourself accidentally without them. He would always make sure to bring them to you when you’re looking for them, though. Isn’t he helpful?

- Basically anything small. Keys? Gone. Small toys/lego you haven’t been paying attention to? His now. Paper of any kind? That’s going to be dragged away at the speed of light if you turn your back.

- Keys. So he wouldn’t steal them, he would hide them away for you to look for, especially if he didn’t want you going somewhere.

- I’m aware that his face can’t change from the smile but wind up teeth. You know those plastic teeth that you wind up and they start biting? I just thought of him using them as a weapon against visitors when he’s being a little shit.

- Clothes. 100%. Would also probably try to burn/dispose of any clothes that are someone else’s so that nothing that smells like someone else is around you. But he’d never do that to your clothes, they’re all kept somewhere else.

- Basically anything belonging to anyone else that isn’t extremely important/needed. For example I doubt he would steal something that’s from a deceased relative or friend, but if someone has been getting too close to you and gave you a gift? Well, you’re not going to be able to find that gift again-

- Could be wrong, but I feel like he’d basically be the reason why anything else goes missing in your house. You can never find that one sock? He took it. TV remote is gone? Him. Even cutlery, he managed to find a way to steal that.

What does he do with all these things? You’ll never know. Some of them become part of his little nest, others he returns later so he’s the one you can go to to find missing stuff, others… just disappear. Never seen again. (I am so sorry for how long this turned out to be-)

Never apologize for your wonderful and adorable input/ little ideas 👑 anon I love reading them. :)

Not a request but I just thought of how chaotic it would be if, by some miracle (or disaster, depends on how you see it), Blob, Dream and XD all were interested in the same darling… they certainly would never have any time alone/free, that’s for sure

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Yeah, obviously privacy would be a no no, and you would be like a human tug of war rope 😬