X Anon, Im Truly Intrigued, Do Go On. I Have No Clue What It Is About DSMP God AUs But Theyre Always

X anon, I’m truly intrigued, do go on. I have no clue what it is about DSMP God AUs but they’re always so interesting, especially when combined with Yanderes

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A concept: other god Yanderes

Dream Blob (yes I’m adding the blob): Not actually a god, more like an imp of some kind? Probably can do more than he normally can as a blob, but is also still restricted to small blob form. Would 100% cause trouble to keep your attention on him, more of a little shit than usual. I get the feeling he has a similar taste in darlings as his regular counterpart as well

Wilbur: Inspired by @griffintail ‘s god AU, a god of insanity and music. Very dangerous if he needs to be. Would try to sway his darling into staying with him with love songs and enchanting music at first, but if they keep rejecting/avoiding him then he gets more forceful. I can see him driving his darling insane so they’re isolated, and making sure that he’s the only one who can provide relief from that insanity

Ghostbur: A reincarnation of Wilbur, this time without the insanity. I can see him being a god of music and maybe emotions? But while I do love a soft boi, I also get the feeling some of the insanity was left behind from Wiblur, and if need be he will emotionally manipulate his darling into staying with him. But only as a last resort, of course, he’s more likely to win you over with his music and personality now. And if you’re still unsure about him due to his previous incarnation, he’ll prove that he’s not the same as Wilbur…

Schlatt: i WoNdeR WhAt He CoUlD bE gOd Of-

Jokes aside, he’s a god of wine/intoxication and also of madness, similar to Dionysus in Greek Mythology. Would be slightly less dangerous than his regular counterpart, but he’s not very safe to be around, either. I feel like he would focus more on the wine/intoxication part of his job instead of madness, but that doesn’t mean that he isn’t dangerous. Punishments are just as harsh, if not worse. You probably wouldn’t be able to count on him being drunk to escape, since, you know, he’s a god.

This concludes bored ideas with 👑 anon-

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Hey! So good news! I am feeling better! So I will most likely began updating again tommorow! :)))))))

👑 anon here, it turns out I was wrong about the original creator of God!Wilbur in my last list ask. Unfortunately I can’t remember or seem to find the person who did create that AU, but it wasn’t griffintail. I apologise if anyone was confused and need to look into it more, but I will have an update if I find the original creator

It's alright we all make mistakes take your time :)

not rlly a serious request or anything but remember that dream x lucky darling ask and the jschlatt with a compliant darling one? well, what if jschlatt ended up with a compliant lucky darling? he wants to shoot their head off outta boredom? the trigger’s stuck. stabs them with a sword? somehow misses the vitals. you get the idea _(:3」z)_

extra points if the darling still wants to stay with him after everything he tries to pull on them

I'm gonna make this an imagine, hope that's okay!

Triggers: degrading, mild yandere like behaviors, unhealthy relationships, and mention of abandonment.

Enjoy.

Jshlatt

I could see Schlatt getting bored fairly quickly. Like I’ve said before, he doesn’t like complete compliance. He likes a little bit of a challenge, it keeps things interesting. So, you can’t be a complete door mat. Or he will get bored. Even if you do everything he says, once you come back to him announcing your completion of the task, he’ll just look at you with cold and disinterested eyes before sending you off to another task. He’ll give you task after task just to keep you busy and out of his way. And you damn well better not complain. Schlatt will try to make things interesting in the beginning by degrading you. He’ll say things like, “This is probably why your village left you to starve.” “You’re nothing without me.” “You’re so fucking useless”. To see if you would break, or snap somehow. But, you don’t. He’ll likely only keep you around because you do stuff for him. And he won’t hide that he doesn’t love you. Sorry.

Hello! As you can see...I'm posting again. And I will be posting 2-3 times today, just to make up for the lost time. And as I am currently working on post #2, I just had a little idea to feed you little God! Techno readers of mine. So have this little idea to keep you entertained while I make your food of God! Techno.

Triggers: Nothing, just fluff and a bit of back story?

God!Techno

So like, what is it with God!Techno calling you "little theif"? Well...

If you haven't read the original post, you earned that nickname because you meet him while you were running from an angry village after stealing from them. But that doesn't have to be the only reason for your nickname.

I think he also calls you that because he likes to believe you were trying to steal his gold heart. So that's another he calls you that. Or you'll sometimes sneak on his crown/other expensive jewelry when you think he isn't looking.

But, techno would also call you his little racoon, because whenever he gifts you gold and shiney things, he notices your eyes light up, and you tend to keep them all in a little stash. That an just your size comparison.

Don't get me wrong, he also calls you normal stuff like sweet, love, dear, darling, etc.

But that is his favorite: Racoon and little theif.

:)