Cassie: This Is So Exciting.

Cassie: this is so exciting.

Sindel: come on. This thing is a day late.

Johnny: places people. It's almost time for the medley. Dlc and the singular marvel character we invited, get ready to sing the final part.

Everyone in the mk universe just babbling on and on.

Jacqui: everyone, shut it!

Mokap: my lips are sealed

Jacqui: thank you.

Sonya: it's starting. Playable Mk1 characters first.

Johnny cage, Kano and raiden: 🎶deck the halls with boughs of holly! Falalalala-lalalala🎶

Liu Kang, bi-han, Hanzo, and Sonya: 🎶'tis the season to be jolly falalalala-lalalala🎶

Kitana, Kung lao, reptile: 🎶Don we now our gay apparel! falala-lalala-lalala!🎶

Jax, Mileena, and baraka: 🎶troll the ancient yule-tide Carol! Falalalala-lalalala!🎶

Sindel: 🎶yeah! Ooh!🎶

Sindel and sheeva: 🎶I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need🎶

Stryker, smoke, and kuai-liang: 🎶I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree!🎶

Cyrax, sektor, and ferra/torr: 🎶I just want you for my own🎶

Nightwolf and kabal: 🎶more than you could ever know!🎶

Everyone singing this part: 🎶make my wish come true! All I want for Christmas🎶

Sindel: 🎶is you!🎶 Woohoo!

Jade, rain, and ermac: 🎶jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle Bell Rock!

Jade: 🎶jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring🎶

Motaro: 🎶snowing and blowing up bushels of fun!🎶

Chameleon and khameleon: 🎶now the jingle hop has begun🎶

Kai, Reiko, jarek, and Tanya: 🎶jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle Bell Rock!🎶

Fujin and goro: 🎶jingle bells chime in jingle bell time🎶

Meat: 🎶dancing and prancing in jingle bell square.🎶

All: 🎶in the frosty air🎶

Bo Rai Cho, li Mei, and Quan chi: 🎶oh, the weather outside is frightful🎶

Kenshi, Mavado, nitara, and drahmin: 🎶but the fire is so delightful🎶

Hsu hao, blaze, mokap, and hydro: 🎶but, since we've no place to go🎶

Frost: 🎶let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!🎶

Skarlet: 🎶when we finally kiss goodnight!🎶

Ashrah: 🎶oh how I'll hate going out in the storm!🎶

Both: 🎶but if you really hold me tight🎶

Shujinko, hotaru, dairou, kobra, darrius, skarlet, and ashrah: 🎶all the way home, I'll be warm🎶

Jade, kitana, and mileena: 🎶it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas🎶

Moloch, taven, daegon, sindel, and sonya: 🎶everywhere you go🎶

Frost: 🎶take a look at the five and ten🎶

Cyber Sub-Zero: 🎶glistening once again🎶

Frost, bi-han, kuai-liang, and Hanzo: 🎶with candy canes and silver lanes aglow🎶

Kotal Kahn : 🎶it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas🎶

Jade: 🎶soon the bells will start🎶

Jacqui: 🎶and the thing that will make them ring🎶

Takeda: 🎶is the carol that you sing🎶

All: 🎶right within your heart🎶

Cassie: 🎶santa baby!🎶

Jacqui: 🎶slip a sable under the tree for me!🎶

Mileena: 🎶been an awful good girl🎶

Jade: 🎶santa baby🎶

D'vorah: 🎶so hurry down the chimney tonight🎶

All: 🎶and hurry down the chimney tonight!🎶

Shao Kahn and Shang tsung: 🎶you're a mean one, Mr Grinch!🎶

Kintaro and goro: 🎶you really are a heel🎶

Geras, kronika, and cetrion: 🎶your brain is full of spiders🎶

Quan chi, kollector, and motaro: 🎶you've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch!🎶

Tremor: 🎶I wouldn't touch you🎶

All: 🎶with a thirty nine and a half foot poll🎶

Ferra: 🎶I really can't stay🎶

Torr: 🎶sweetie, it's cold outside🎶

Cassie: 🎶I've got to go away🎶

Kung jin: 🎶baby, it's cold outside🎶

Sonya: 🎶this evening has been🎶

Johnny: 🎶been hoping you'd drop in🎶

Frost: 🎶so very nice🎶

Hydro: 🎶I'll hold your hands. They're just like ice🎶

Nitara: 🎶I oughta say "no, no, no sir"🎶

Kabal: 🎶mind if I move in closer?🎶

Sindel: 🎶at least I'm gonna say that I tried🎶

Kano: 🎶what's the sense in hurting my pride?🎶

Jacqui: 🎶I really can't stay🎶

Takeda: 🎶but, baby, don't hold out🎶

All: 🎶ahh, but, it's cold outside🎶

Ferra/torr: 🎶have yourself a merry little Christmas🎶

Raiden: 🎶let your heart be light🎶

Fujin: 🎶from now on, your troubles will be out of sight🎶

Kronika: 🎶through the years, we all will be together. If the fates align🎶

Cetrion: 🎶hang a star upon the highest bough🎶

Geras and kronika: 🎶and have yourself a merry little Christmas now!🎶

Kabal: so, is it over?

Cassie: nope! It's just getting better

Johnny: I'm tired

Cassie: bring in the guests and the character nobody has heard of!

Alien and predator: 🎶you better watch out🎶

The joker and deadpool, holding a mistletoe over alien and predator: 🎶you better not cry🎶

Hornbuckle: 🎶you better not pout, I'm telling you why!🎶

Terminator and kratos: 🎶santa Claus is coming to town🎶

Freddy Krueger: 🎶he sees you when you're sleeping🎶

Leatherface and Jason: 🎶he knows when you're awake🎶

Kratos: 🎶he knows when you've been bad or good🎶

Everyone: 🎶so be good for goodness sake🎶

Terminator: 🎶you better watch out🎶

The joker: 🎶you better not cry🎶

Deadpool: 🎶you better not pout and I'm telling you why!!!🎶

Mk1-mkgold kast: 🎶santa Claus is coming to town🎶

Mkda-mk9 kast: 🎶santa clause is coming to town🎶

Mkx-mk11 kast: 🎶santa clause is coming to town!🎶

The dlc: 🎶santa clause is coming to town!🎶

Sindel: 🎶santa clause is coming to town! Town! Town!!!🎶

Everyone in the mk universe: 🎶Santa clause is coming to town!🎶

Everyone: happy new year!

(source: Christmas medley on YouTube)

(I edited this slightly to include that last part)

Everyone in mk history: 🎶on the 12th day of Christmas, NRS gave to me!🎶

Everyone: 🎶12 severed heads🎶

Krypt guy: who keeps sending these things to me?!

Everyone: 🎶11 hourglasses🎶

Kronika: wait, I'm pretty sure the space time continuum can't handle 11 at onc-explosion

Everyone: 🎶10 ninja mimes!🎶

Kabal: and I thought ninja mime 4 was bullshit.

Everyone: 🎶9 cyber Lin kuei🎶

Frost: it's starting to get crowded in this factory.

Everyone: 🎶8 reptiles sliding🎶

Reptile, sliding around like he's on an ice rink: who needs snow when you are your own ice rink?

Everyone: 🎶7 kung Lau spinning🎶

Kung jin, sick to his stomach: apparently you need a strong stomach to spin like that

Everyone: 🎶6 kano's cannonballing🎶

Sonya: as if one wasn't enough, now we have 6 of the- gets trampled by a bunch of kano's cannonballing

The joker, spawn, predator, Leatherface, and Deadpool: 🎶5 guest DLC!!!🎶

Spawn: wait, Deadpool isn't even in the game.

Deadpool: just let the writer have this, he really wants me in even though he knows it won't happen

Everyone: 🎶4 recolored ninjas🎶

Scorpion: he's a recolor, he's a recolor, I'm a recolor! Are there any more recolors I should know about?

Khameleon: sup?

Everyone: 🎶3 kabals dashing🎶

Kano: they've been talking about ninja mime sequels for hours now. Make it stop!

Everyone: 🎶2 thunder gods🎶

Raiden, giving kid thunder a small staff: merry Christmas young one

Everyone: 🎶and a horrible sindel story!🎶

Sindel, reading her script: what The fu-

Torr, sitting down: I am heavy weapons guy.

Torr, holding up ferra: and this is my weapon. She weighs 65 kilograms and and those claws, which are made of the rarest materials, can cut up to 50 bodies per minute. She can create up to 120,000,000 Kombat koins worth of property damage...in 12 seconds. Both laugh hysterically

Torr, after noticing a small cut on ferra's arm: by the gods, who touched ferra? Inhale who touched my kid!?!?!?

Torr, hugging ferra: some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe...maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart child.

Torr, in the middle of a war zone: waaahhh!!! Waaahhh! Laughter cry some more!!!

Have you watched epithet erased and hazbin hotel? If so, what did you think of them?

Havent watch Epithet yet, but I did like Hazbin, HOWEVER, Helluva Boss, was fantastic

Might as well jump on the sindel got ruined bandwagon. They took this amazing queen and turned her into mother gothel from tangled. Been thinking of doing a mother knows best parody for a while now because of what they did to her. I'm play mortal Kombat for the excessive violence and characters. Not for lazily thrown in feminist messages that were only thrown in for brownie points. To quote Ed boon in 1995, "reality is boring. Nobody wants to pay for reality"

D'vorah, welcoming the new guest kombatants: would you like something to drink?

D'vorah, after opening the fridge: we have water, milk, juice, spiders, dr pepper-

Terminator: spiders?

D'vorah, holding a spider nest: spiders it is then.

Terminator: no, that wasn't-

The joker: it's a bit too late. She's already pooring us a tall glass of spiders.

Spawn: oh my God, why are there so many spiders!? Ahh- the room is then filled with spiders