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Coco: DOKTOR! ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK!?

Jaune: haha, I HAVE NO IDEA!

Nora: If I were a Bad Huntress, I wouldn't Be sittin' here, disscussin' it with ya, now would I!

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Mercury: Grass Grows, Birds fly, and brother?

Mercury: I Hurt People!

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Coco: I am Heavy Weapons user.

Coco: And this- (Expands Gianduja from the purse) - is my weapon.

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Pietro: Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer and Medical Doctor, that means I solve problems.

Pietro: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

Pietro: I solve practical problems!

Pietro: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbin Grimm from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?

Pietro: The answer? Get a daughter. And if that don't work, Make 'er stronger.

Pietro: Like Penny Here. She's the first Synthetic capable of Using Aura, armed with a dozen Plasma-rail Cannon Swords, all designed by me.

Pietro: Given Soul by me.

Pietro: And you'd best hope ...

Pietro: Not Pointed at you.

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May Z: Snipin's a good job M8.

May Z: It's Challengin' work, outta door, and I guarantee you won't go Hungry.

May Z: Cuz' at the end of the day, if there are two people left on the planet, Someone's gonna want someone Dead.

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Ironwood: Iff Fighting is Sure to result in Victory, Then you must FIGHT!

Ironwood: Sun Tzu said that! And I think he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal!Because He invented it! Then He perfected it so that no living person could best him in the Ring of Honor!

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Mercury: (Struggling with a door) HEY! A little help here!

Ironwood: Out of the way son! Uuuhhh One! One! One! uh! One!

Mercury: Let's go! Let's Go!

(ZZT!)

Coco: INCOMING!

(The trio Crashes through the Door)

Mercury: Hey! It's Still Here!

Emerald: Ahem! Gentlemen?

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Coco: I fear no man ... But that thing ...it Scares me.

(A heeled silhouette Stalks down a hallway)

Mercury: No! I'm not talking about that Freak! (Struggles with Microphone) Sh- She's not here is she? How do I get this damn thing off!

(The Figure kicks open a door, light shining dangerously off her blade)

Emerald: One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind those eyes.

(She Grins, Cycling to Ice dust)

Emerald: What Dreams of Chronic and Sustained Cruelty?

Weiss: (Freezes anything and everything in her path, shattering whatever she can as she sings Mirror Mirror)

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Jaune: And when the looked for the Sword, it was nowhere to be found!

Coco: (Bursts out laughing, Snorts)

Jaune: Anyway, That's how I lost my Hunting License!

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Flynt, on his Trumpet: (DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN DUDUDUDUDU!)

Torr, sitting down: I am heavy weapons guy.

Torr, holding up ferra: and this is my weapon. She weighs 65 kilograms and and those claws, which are made of the rarest materials, can cut up to 50 bodies per minute. She can create up to 120,000,000 Kombat koins worth of property damage...in 12 seconds. Both laugh hysterically

Torr, after noticing a small cut on ferra's arm: by the gods, who touched ferra? Inhale who touched my kid!?!?!?

Torr, hugging ferra: some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe...maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart child.

Torr, in the middle of a war zone: waaahhh!!! Waaahhh! Laughter cry some more!!!