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　　❝ 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽'𝗏𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝗉𝗅𝖺𝖼𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖺𝗌 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗆𝖺𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗋𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗋. ❞

　　　　　　　(𝖼𝗒𝗋𝖺𝗑 𝗌𝖼𝗈𝖿𝖿𝗌) ❝ 𝗂𝗇𝖽𝖾𝖾𝖽. ❞

Ok so this is obviously pandering and what not but I raise to you cyrax and sektor toxic yuri like they already had toxic yaoi in the previous timelines because sektor is a psychopath with daddy issues. I feel like yurifying it would make it 10 times worse which is something I very much need in my life.

Everytime I think of an MK11 rewrite this is basically my idea for the Lin Kuei's story:

I couldn't stop thinking of this

Cyrax, sektor, and frost: 🎶it's time for animaniacs! And we're zany to the max! So just sit back and relax! You'll laugh 'til you collapse! We're animaniacs!🎶

Cyrax and sektor: 🎶come join the nether brothers🎶

Frost: 🎶and their nether sister frost🎶

All: 🎶just for fun, we run around the NRS movie lot. They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught. But we break loose and then vamoose. And now you know the plot. We're animaniacs! Frost is cute and cyrax yaks! Sektor packs away the snacks while kotal Kahn plays the sax! We're animaniacs! Meet mileena and ermac who want to rule the universe. The ninjas flock together! Sheeva wacks them with her purse! Torr chases ferra while sindel sings a verse! The writers flipped! We have no script! Why bother to rehearse?🎶

Cyrax, sektor, frost, and everyone they mentioned: 🎶we're animaniacs! We have pay-for-play contracts! We're zany to the max! We have balogna in our slacks! We're animanie! Totally insanie!🎶

Sektor: 🎶fatality🎶

All: 🎶animaniacs!!! Those are the facts!🎶

Jacqui: 🎶there's 104 days of summer vacation and Kombat comes along just to end it!🎶

Cassie: 🎶So the annual problem of this generation is finding a good way to spend it!🎶

Mk kast from mk1-11: 🎶like maybe🎶

Frost: 🎶building a robot!🎶

Ermac: 🎶or fighting a mummy!🎶

Takeda: 🎶or fighting up the klassic tower!🎶

Tarkatans playing trumpet's

Erron: 🎶discovering something that doesn't exist🎶 finds khameleon hey!

Baraka: 🎶or giving kintaro a shower!🎶

Naknada and shokan play guitars and drums

Rain: 🎶surfing tidlewaves🎶

Cyrax: 🎶creating nano bots🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶or locating my Frankensteins brain🎶

Mileena: it's over here!

Fujin: 🎶finding a dodo bird🎶

Kitana: 🎶painting the netherrealm!🎶

Kombat kids: 🎶and driving shinnok insane!🎶

Shinnok: Mortals!

Johnny: 🎶as you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before someone continues the brawl!🎶

Entire mk kast: 🎶so stick with us 'cause the entire kast is gonna do it all! So stick with us 'cause the entire kast is gonna do it all.🎶

Shinnok: mother, the mortals are doing a song parody!

Cassie: this is so exciting.

Sindel: come on. This thing is a day late.

Johnny: places people. It's almost time for the medley. Dlc and the singular marvel character we invited, get ready to sing the final part.

Everyone in the mk universe just babbling on and on.

Jacqui: everyone, shut it!

Mokap: my lips are sealed

Jacqui: thank you.

Sonya: it's starting. Playable Mk1 characters first.

Johnny cage, Kano and raiden: 🎶deck the halls with boughs of holly! Falalalala-lalalala🎶

Liu Kang, bi-han, Hanzo, and Sonya: 🎶'tis the season to be jolly falalalala-lalalala🎶

Kitana, Kung lao, reptile: 🎶Don we now our gay apparel! falala-lalala-lalala!🎶

Jax, Mileena, and baraka: 🎶troll the ancient yule-tide Carol! Falalalala-lalalala!🎶

Sindel: 🎶yeah! Ooh!🎶

Sindel and sheeva: 🎶I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need🎶

Stryker, smoke, and kuai-liang: 🎶I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree!🎶

Cyrax, sektor, and ferra/torr: 🎶I just want you for my own🎶

Nightwolf and kabal: 🎶more than you could ever know!🎶

Everyone singing this part: 🎶make my wish come true! All I want for Christmas🎶

Sindel: 🎶is you!🎶 Woohoo!

Jade, rain, and ermac: 🎶jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle Bell Rock!

Jade: 🎶jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring🎶

Motaro: 🎶snowing and blowing up bushels of fun!🎶

Chameleon and khameleon: 🎶now the jingle hop has begun🎶

Kai, Reiko, jarek, and Tanya: 🎶jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle Bell Rock!🎶

Fujin and goro: 🎶jingle bells chime in jingle bell time🎶

Meat: 🎶dancing and prancing in jingle bell square.🎶

All: 🎶in the frosty air🎶

Bo Rai Cho, li Mei, and Quan chi: 🎶oh, the weather outside is frightful🎶

Kenshi, Mavado, nitara, and drahmin: 🎶but the fire is so delightful🎶

Hsu hao, blaze, mokap, and hydro: 🎶but, since we've no place to go🎶

Frost: 🎶let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!🎶

Skarlet: 🎶when we finally kiss goodnight!🎶

Ashrah: 🎶oh how I'll hate going out in the storm!🎶

Both: 🎶but if you really hold me tight🎶

Shujinko, hotaru, dairou, kobra, darrius, skarlet, and ashrah: 🎶all the way home, I'll be warm🎶

Jade, kitana, and mileena: 🎶it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas🎶

Moloch, taven, daegon, sindel, and sonya: 🎶everywhere you go🎶

Frost: 🎶take a look at the five and ten🎶

Cyber Sub-Zero: 🎶glistening once again🎶

Frost, bi-han, kuai-liang, and Hanzo: 🎶with candy canes and silver lanes aglow🎶

Kotal Kahn : 🎶it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas🎶

Jade: 🎶soon the bells will start🎶

Jacqui: 🎶and the thing that will make them ring🎶

Takeda: 🎶is the carol that you sing🎶

All: 🎶right within your heart🎶

Cassie: 🎶santa baby!🎶

Jacqui: 🎶slip a sable under the tree for me!🎶

Mileena: 🎶been an awful good girl🎶

Jade: 🎶santa baby🎶

D'vorah: 🎶so hurry down the chimney tonight🎶

All: 🎶and hurry down the chimney tonight!🎶

Shao Kahn and Shang tsung: 🎶you're a mean one, Mr Grinch!🎶

Kintaro and goro: 🎶you really are a heel🎶

Geras, kronika, and cetrion: 🎶your brain is full of spiders🎶

Quan chi, kollector, and motaro: 🎶you've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch!🎶

Tremor: 🎶I wouldn't touch you🎶

All: 🎶with a thirty nine and a half foot poll🎶

Ferra: 🎶I really can't stay🎶

Torr: 🎶sweetie, it's cold outside🎶

Cassie: 🎶I've got to go away🎶

Kung jin: 🎶baby, it's cold outside🎶

Sonya: 🎶this evening has been🎶

Johnny: 🎶been hoping you'd drop in🎶

Frost: 🎶so very nice🎶

Hydro: 🎶I'll hold your hands. They're just like ice🎶

Nitara: 🎶I oughta say "no, no, no sir"🎶

Kabal: 🎶mind if I move in closer?🎶

Sindel: 🎶at least I'm gonna say that I tried🎶

Kano: 🎶what's the sense in hurting my pride?🎶

Jacqui: 🎶I really can't stay🎶

Takeda: 🎶but, baby, don't hold out🎶

All: 🎶ahh, but, it's cold outside🎶

Ferra/torr: 🎶have yourself a merry little Christmas🎶

Raiden: 🎶let your heart be light🎶

Fujin: 🎶from now on, your troubles will be out of sight🎶

Kronika: 🎶through the years, we all will be together. If the fates align🎶

Cetrion: 🎶hang a star upon the highest bough🎶

Geras and kronika: 🎶and have yourself a merry little Christmas now!🎶

Kabal: so, is it over?

Cassie: nope! It's just getting better

Johnny: I'm tired

Cassie: bring in the guests and the character nobody has heard of!

Alien and predator: 🎶you better watch out🎶

The joker and deadpool, holding a mistletoe over alien and predator: 🎶you better not cry🎶

Hornbuckle: 🎶you better not pout, I'm telling you why!🎶

Terminator and kratos: 🎶santa Claus is coming to town🎶

Freddy Krueger: 🎶he sees you when you're sleeping🎶

Leatherface and Jason: 🎶he knows when you're awake🎶

Kratos: 🎶he knows when you've been bad or good🎶

Everyone: 🎶so be good for goodness sake🎶

Terminator: 🎶you better watch out🎶

The joker: 🎶you better not cry🎶

Deadpool: 🎶you better not pout and I'm telling you why!!!🎶

Mk1-mkgold kast: 🎶santa Claus is coming to town🎶

Mkda-mk9 kast: 🎶santa clause is coming to town🎶

Mkx-mk11 kast: 🎶santa clause is coming to town!🎶

The dlc: 🎶santa clause is coming to town!🎶

Sindel: 🎶santa clause is coming to town! Town! Town!!!🎶

Everyone in the mk universe: 🎶Santa clause is coming to town!🎶

Everyone: happy new year!

(source: Christmas medley on YouTube)

(I edited this slightly to include that last part)

One last parody (for this blog)

Johnny cage: 🎶remember me🎶

Sonya and Cassie: 🎶though we have to say goodbye🎶

Jade and kitana: 🎶remember me🎶

Rain, Tanya, and mileena: 🎶don't let it make you cry🎶

The entire marvel universe: 🎶for even if we're far away🎶

The guest characters: 🎶we hold you in our hearts🎶

Sindel, kenshi, and raiden: 🎶we sing a secret song to you🎶

Cyrax, sektor, and frost: 🎶each night we are apart🎶

Meat, mokap, and havik: 🎶remember me🎶

Ermac, d'vorah, and Baraka: 🎶though we have to travel far🎶

Kotal, kuai liang, and sheeva: 🎶remember me🎶

Fujin, Hanzo hasashi, and kid thunder: 🎶each time you hear a sad guitar🎶

Shujinko, drahmin, and noob: 🎶though that we're with you🎶

Kronika, shinnok, and cetrion: 🎶the only way that we can be🎶

Kabal and erron: 🎶until you're in our arms again🎶

Everyone in the mk universe: 🎶remember me🎶

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it's been a wonderful journey. I hope you can understand my main blog won't be mortal Kombat focused anymore. In fact, there won't be any more mk content for this blog. But, that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop doing these things. I made a blog called "kombat-quotes-and-parodies". Go there to see mk parodies and such. I'm gonna change this blog into something I love. An epithet erased ask blog. I discovered a love for making OC's for the things I love and epithet erased is something I adore. so, I just want to say thank you for sticking around. If you're into epithet erased content, feel free to stick around. I loved giving you all these parodies and I hope you all have a wonderful future. I hope you can understand why I want to change this blog. This has been the former "ask-mortal-kombat-and-marvel" blog and I hope to see you on the new blog