Norma: Do You Want Tea?

Norma: Do you want tea?

Barney: What’re the options?

Norma: Yes or no.

The water in your body is just visiting. It was a thunderstorm a week ago. It will be the ocean soon enough. Most of your cells come and go like morning dew. We are more weather pattern than stone monument. Sunlight on mist. Summer lightning. Your choices outweigh your substance.

(Poem from my first poetry collection: Field Guide to the Haunted Forest by Jarod K Anderson)

fetch

SHAKES. IM GONNA BE GRETCHEN FROM MEAN GIRLS FOR HALLOWEEN

You shouldn’t

watching a video of a guy make a miniature model of a hydroelectric dam outside and like. just imagine that youre an ant living nearby like youve been helping in the colony for a few days so you decide to go to the pheromone trails to get some food but the path is now blocked by the fucking hoover dam

Monika: I’m smart. And I’m fun and I’m almost always in a good mood, dammit.

Hi Would You Like To Talk To Me About Dinosaurs?