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omg yall I just watched Dead End s2

Yallllll

Temeluchus new flesh vessel reveal?

Bi Norma?

Logs meeting the parents?

I love it but the last episode made me cry.

if I got a nickel for every time this happened I would have two not much but it’s weird it happened twice

No, Netflix cartoon girl, don't confess your love to your crush on a ferris wheel, they're about to tell you they don't swing that way

Barney: Are you sure you aren’t dating Badyah?

Norma: Well, if I am, I certainly wasn’t informed of it.

Barney: To be fair, if any of us were dating someone without realizing it, it would be you.

[meanwhile]

Logs: So you and Norma are dating, right?

Badyah: Hell yeah we are.

Norma: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Courtney: Think you can ask some questions without the usual level of stupid?

Badyah: It’s pretty cold outside. We should hold hands to stay warm.

Norma, blushing: okay.

Pugsley: It’s summer! SUMMER!

Barney: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Pugsley: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Barney: Not when you’re playing with Norma, it’s not. She puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

Norma: Courtney, why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Courtney: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Norma:

Norma: Sanitize. I wrote sanitize, Courtney.

Courtney: What’s it like being tall?

Courtney: Is it nice?

Courtney: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Barney: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Norma: IT WAS ONE TIME!

Barney: Courtney feels bad, Norma.

Norma: I don’t care. I want my waffle back.

Badyah: no homo we’re fresh out

Norma:

Norma: Can you check the back—

Barney: Norma has these insanely strong opinions on everything. Go ahead and ask her a thing no one should have an opinion on.

Pugsly: Hey, Norma! What’s the worst multiple of 4?

Norma: 12, obviously.

✨ HER ✨

Norma: So, a coworker showed me a picture of her babies and asked me what she thought.

Norma: Apparently I was supposed to say ‘Aww, they’re so cute!’

Norma: And not ‘I don’t know. I’m just not a fan of the franchise.

Norma: Do you want tea?

Barney: What’re the options?

Norma: Yes or no.

Norma: Hey, random question, what’s your favorite flower?

Badyah: Peonies. Why?

Norma:

Badyah:

Badyah: Were you going to get me flowers?

Norma: It’s a possibility

Logs: Little gay and ready to play

Badyah: Big straight and ready to participate

Norma: Average bi and ready to try

Barborah: Aroace and on the case

Barney: Massive trans and ready to throw hands

Norma: I swear, between the three of you, you share one braincell.

Courtney: *can’t think of a comeback because it’s not her turn to use the braincell*

Trans Barney and trans Norma friendship

okay i feel like not enough people are talking about the scene in episode 9 where Barney calls out to Norma while she’s being possessed by Paulines ghost and she responds by saying, “Don’t you dare use my middle name,” like,,, is Paulines middle name Norma?? Was Norma being named that simply a coincidence or did she just asked to be called after learning Paulines middle name? I don’t think it’s the latter but still???

Norma: Alright, everyone, pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.

Barney: Why? Are you in a hurry?

Norma: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.