Paranormal Park Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Snicker commercial: You’re not you when you’re hungry!

Courtney, who’s always hungry: ...who am i?

Pauline: Look at all these people going to work. There’s a word for such noble, hard working folks... ‘Peasants’.

Courtney: *gets set of fire and screams in agony*

Courtney: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

Courtney: And this is what the cool kids would call ‘a boom box’!

Barney: why is it ticking

Courtney: :)

Badyah: no homo we’re fresh out

Norma:

Norma: Can you check the back—

Barney: Norma has these insanely strong opinions on everything. Go ahead and ask her a thing no one should have an opinion on.

Pugsly: Hey, Norma! What’s the worst multiple of 4?

Norma: 12, obviously.

Norma: So, a coworker showed me a picture of her babies and asked me what she thought.

Norma: Apparently I was supposed to say ‘Aww, they’re so cute!’

Norma: And not ‘I don’t know. I’m just not a fan of the franchise.

Norma: Do you want tea?

Barney: What’re the options?

Norma: Yes or no.

Norma: Hey, random question, what’s your favorite flower?

Badyah: Peonies. Why?

Norma:

Badyah:

Badyah: Were you going to get me flowers?

Norma: It’s a possibility

Logs: Little gay and ready to play

Badyah: Big straight and ready to participate

Norma: Average bi and ready to try

Barborah: Aroace and on the case

Barney: Massive trans and ready to throw hands

Norma: I swear, between the three of you, you share one braincell.

Courtney: *can’t think of a comeback because it’s not her turn to use the braincell*

Norma: Alright, everyone, pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.

Barney: Why? Are you in a hurry?

Norma: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.