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omg yall I just watched Dead End s2

Yallllll

Temeluchus new flesh vessel reveal?

Bi Norma?

Logs meeting the parents?

I love it but the last episode made me cry.

🏳️‍🌈Pride Month Tribute - Glad You Came🏳️‍🌈

Everyone, go watch Paranormal Park on Netflix! The more people watch it, the higher the chance we get a season 2

Please I need this to fuel my side-hyperfixation

Snicker commercial: You’re not you when you’re hungry!

Courtney, who’s always hungry: ...who am i?

Pauline: Look at all these people going to work. There’s a word for such noble, hard working folks... ‘Peasants’.

Barney: How do I get my crush to ask me out?

Courtney: You know how everyone says ‘be yourself’?

Barney: *nods*

Courtney: Well don’t do that.

Now I’m gonna spam de:pp incorrect quotes because I saw someone say it’s bad and now I will do everything in my power to personally piss them off

Courtney: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 2 hours now.

Courtney: Customers are screaming, three people have died.

Courtney: I will not yield.

Pauline: Dont go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.

Barney, sarcastically: Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life

Barney: Are you sure you aren’t dating Badyah?

Norma: Well, if I am, I certainly wasn’t informed of it.

Barney: To be fair, if any of us were dating someone without realizing it, it would be you.

[meanwhile]

Logs: So you and Norma are dating, right?

Badyah: Hell yeah we are.

Norma: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Courtney: Think you can ask some questions without the usual level of stupid?

Courtney: *gets set of fire and screams in agony*

Courtney: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

Badyah: It’s pretty cold outside. We should hold hands to stay warm.

Norma, blushing: okay.

Pugsley: It’s summer! SUMMER!

Barney: How long have you been standing there?

Courtney: Don’t try that, you know the concept of time confuses me.

Pauline: I feel awful about killing you.

Barborah:

Pauline: Even though you technically never died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.

Courtney: My pronouns are that bastard and my gender is [REDACTED]

Barney: *running towards Courtney with open arms*

Courtney: *moves out of the way*

Barney: Hey, why'd you move?!

Courtney: I thought you were going to attack me.

Barney: I was going to hug you!

Courtney: Why would you hug me?

Barney: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Barney: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Pugsley: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Barney: Not when you’re playing with Norma, it’s not. She puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

Norma: Courtney, why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Courtney: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Norma:

Norma: Sanitize. I wrote sanitize, Courtney.

Courtney: What’s it like being tall?

Courtney: Is it nice?

Courtney: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Barney: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Norma: IT WAS ONE TIME!