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Courtney: What’s it like being tall?

Courtney: Is it nice?

Courtney: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Barney: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Norma: IT WAS ONE TIME!

Barney: Courtney feels bad, Norma.

Norma: I don’t care. I want my waffle back.

Courtney: And this is what the cool kids would call ‘a boom box’!

Barney: why is it ticking

Courtney: :)

Barney: Norma has these insanely strong opinions on everything. Go ahead and ask her a thing no one should have an opinion on.

Pugsly: Hey, Norma! What’s the worst multiple of 4?

Norma: 12, obviously.

Norma: Do you want tea?

Barney: What’re the options?

Norma: Yes or no.

Logs: Little gay and ready to play

Badyah: Big straight and ready to participate

Norma: Average bi and ready to try

Barborah: Aroace and on the case

Barney: Massive trans and ready to throw hands

Trans Barney and trans Norma friendship

okay i feel like not enough people are talking about the scene in episode 9 where Barney calls out to Norma while she’s being possessed by Paulines ghost and she responds by saying, “Don’t you dare use my middle name,” like,,, is Paulines middle name Norma?? Was Norma being named that simply a coincidence or did she just asked to be called after learning Paulines middle name? I don’t think it’s the latter but still???

Norma: Alright, everyone, pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.

Barney: Why? Are you in a hurry?

Norma: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.

Really having my true barney moment by being trans, liking men and having blue hair all at once