"Some Animals That Evolved In The East African Rift Valleys Spread From There And Learned To Live In

"Some animals that evolved in the East African rift valleys spread from there and learned to live in all of the varied landscapes of the planet. This was their first home, but they have since walked on the Moon." idk idk bro I wasn't expecting poetry in my geology textbook

people are like "you should do this high fitness thing it'll be so good for you and also a good social activity" and for a minute I feel almost guilty for not wanting to go and then I remember the lingering pain from my foot injury that flares up a LOT when I do that kind of physical activity exists and is a very good excuse to not do it

I think you guys (specifically americans but also anyone else who wants to) should learn what the dust bowl actually was because I recently learned that some people don't know and "a really bad drought" is nowhere close to making the cut

sometimes I go to say something like "you know when this happens and then you feel like this" and then I realize that is definitely not very relatable for most people

"I agree that knowledge is power but I think you should also get some pepper spray" SO true

fun fact about me, my childhood dream career was to be a fairy godmother and I'm just now remembering that it was this kind of fairy godmother. I didn't want to be "no-nonsense," though, more like fun business casual attitude fairy godmother. Also there was something about beans but I don't remember that part

Your fairy godmother isn’t a wise old woman or cute and small with wings. She’s dressed in a business suit, holding a briefcase and coffee cup, and has a very no-nonsense attitude.