I Can't Believe I Woke Up At 8AM To Draw Because Of This Idea LMFAO I'll Draw/write Something Special

I can't believe I woke up at 8AM to draw because of this idea LMFAO I'll draw/write something special for someone who can guess what inspired my dumbass to make this shitpost HAHAHHAH

I know chances of it happening are slim to none but pls let's get Poindexter wasted and dancing to Måneskin it'll be funny-

But I might make it canon to my AU because pls DRUNK FORDSYYYYYY- also imagine finding him like this omg it would be so good

I also have one of Stanley- but I'm gonna fix it up the best I can because I have not drawn him EVER aside from the chibi and like- TF THIS MANS LOOKS SO DIFFERENT LOLOLOL-

Also am kinda working on the strip challenge thing alongside some fics, drop me some ideas in my inbox if ever cuz we ballin with the twins fr

I like this goose! May I pet you?

*Gives bread* heyooo :D

*the goose takes the bread and honks at you* 🪿

Just a thought, if reader ever decided to give the stan twins flowers it would be wild soley because Stan and Ford grew up in a time where guys were supposed to give gals flowers, not the other way around LMFAO

Though, I feel like Stan would be over the moon about it even if he does make a fuss at the beginning about the fact that he should be getting you flowers and not the other way around. But that's got more to do with the fact that he doesn't really recieve genuine gifts all that often, but he does appreciate the gesture. And possibly steals a really big bouquet of your favorite flowers to give to you at a later time in retaliation-

With Ford on the other hand, it depends on when you give him flowers but for the most part he still gets flustered and bashful all the same. If it's for an amiable reason or to celebrate an achievement he thinks it's courtesy and although shy about it- he's grateful for the gift. If he's taken an interest to you, likely crushing on you already and you give him a gardenia- this man would short circuit and die on the spot. Granted it might actually be a really subtle way to say: "I reciprocate your feelings." or "I like you too." but kill the idea of Ford missing that detail when that man practically drowns in details. He definitely gets you a flower bouquet of your own at some point, most likely he makes it himself with Dipper and Mabel's help too.

Just imagining Ford giving hugs rn, feeling in the dumps because parental figure decided to be a POS. Just imagining him being there, giving reader a hug and telling them that it's going to be okay.

You don't need to smile all the time.

You don't need to act like it's always fine.

You don't need to be strong for once.

It's okay to cry.

It's not reader's fault that their parents think they're a failure when they've already achieved more than most. It's not their fault that their parents are greedy or narcissistic.

Just imagining him holding reader and patting their back as reader silently cries, he doesn't say anything else. He doesn't need to say anything else. He's just there, and that's enough.

WIP because I'm apparently high- I have no idea what I'm doing can you tell? XD

Either way just have some young Stan Twins in the meantime while I conk out it's 1 in the morning and I'm doodling nonsense HAHAHAHA

I dare anyone to guess what that stuff actually is and what I put them in cuz I don't think ya'll can :D

Also, do I keep the style I'm currently doodling in? Or do I go back to how I used to do it where they looked more similar to the show's style?

The way I couldn't stop myself from giving him the Kingsman treatment in my AU, genuinely I feel like when he got thrown into the portal the first time- his priorities weren't to end bill but to get back home so the way he navigates his situation would already be somewhat different.

Then I remembered Rick Sanchez fucking exists and now I'm like- hold on, what if I just put this idiot in a suit that practically has everything with weapons that don't look as silly as a freaking triangle shaped blaster. Also yes give him actual training on how to fight I know he learns through survival in canon but PLS IMAGINE HIM BEING PAID TO LITERALLY DO CIA/MIB SHIT BY THE INTERGALACTIC FEDERATION-

("Your math is no match for my gun you idiot!" Brother has a toblerone pistol COME ON SIXER-)

Is it stupid? Yes. Is it over the top spy? Yes. Will he look fucking sexy? Pls when you use Colin Firth as a damn reference WHO DOESN'T WANNA SNUGGLE WITH THE DEFINITION OF DEMURE-

Anyway, so yeah in my AU when he does eventually go dimension hopping with his triplets he'll be fucking dressed because I like suffering and suits are hot. There's absolutely no practical reason to this other than they look gosh darn pretty.

I would give a kidney for this fucker to go "Manners Maketh Man" and start a damn bar fight-

But this only does start because of that one post I made about all of them deciding to go adventuring in Dr Who cosplays, AU!Ford just so happens to be the one to maintain it.

Bro I am so delulu over the idea of wifey Reader just doing his tie every morning like: "Good luck at work." And then the fucking morning kisses with coffee and breakfast AGH-

BRO IMAGINE PULLING HIS TIEEEEE I NEED TO WRITE ABOUT THAT OMGGGG-

The triplets would not be amused, but they would try to mess with all his gadgets because WHY NOT-

Bonus cookies if yall manage to convince me to get Stan in on his brother's shenanigans because ngl I AM CONSIDERING THAT SHIT FOR MY AU SO BAD- LIKE JUST THEM KICKING ALIEN BUTT LIKE JAMES BOND OR BUSTING DOWN ILLEGAL INTERDIMENSIONAL DRUG RINGS- OH MY GOD I AM SO SICK- HAHAHAHAHHA-