Steve: I Dont Date Men.

Steve: I don’t date men.

Danny: [walks in]

Steve: I marry them.

It's me or deleted scenes between them is all like a big elephant in the room? Like: "YES THEY'RE GAY AND A COUPLE!" Oh shit, we can't show it on tv.

"Hermaphrodite"? "Male"? alien who giving birth and give his baby at another male to raise up him like his son.

Like all subtext is, if McDanno (cough cough sorry I would say :), if H50 exists in A/B/O universe (OMG! Concetp A/B/O existed for so long I can't think about it: like Zeus cough cough), Danny is ok with this. If he could have a baby with another man (Super SEAL neandertal), he's so OK. Danny lets Steve to help raise Grace and after Charlie.

How McDanno can't be canon in the show with all subtexts between Steve and Danny, I don't know, I don't understand. No, it's like a joke. We give you all hints about them together but not, it's not canon! Promise!

😂🤣😅

I know that we all know that Danny (and Steve too) is a very good person with heart made of gold. That he can be all that "yadda yadda yadda me don't like it" but deep inside he likes it ;) he's a very open, very sensitive, loving and very understanding person. I know that there are his I love yous. I know that there is his You do good = You are good. I know that we have Danny being completely ok with being so close with a man, that one and only man, Steve. Hugs, other touching, intensive eye contact and so on. And we have other hints to know that he would be ok with being (officially) Steve's boyfriend although they both aren't into men. And yeah, yeah, we have that awesome scene with his "I personally would've gone with the, um... the gay thing to keep our cover" ❤️ Yeah, I know. But this:

That scene where McDanno are watching Enemy mine.

Yes, you can say that it's just about them watching it and having different opinion. But let me share something:

That's disgusting.

Whaf if Steve just pretends? What if he just makes that face and pretends that the scene is really disgusting for him just to... provoke Danny? To test the waters? It's season 2, it's still the beginning of their friendship and there are still many things to discover. Sometimes he can't just ask about X, Y, Z so he uses the situation, the opportunity. He dances around.

So. "I've just said: That's disgusting! What will Danno say?".

"Danno, come on. Say something! I need to know what you think. Is that disgusting to you?". "Oh, are you crying now?". "I need to know everything so I'll provoke you with my rant".

"You weren't moved by that little moment right there, that scene?", Danny asks. So... Aha! Danny seems to be ok with that scene. "Evidently not as much as you", Steven lies. "Come on, Danno. Say more". Then Danno says "Okay, I'm sorry that I got drawn in to a beautiful film about sacrifice and friendship". But nah, it's not the answer. Steve needs to show Danny...

The dude just gave birth!

The dude. The man. Gave birth. "Are such things ok to you, Danno? Are such things normal to you, as normal as these ones you experience?". "Would you be ok with you being man... a pregnant man?". "Would you be ok with, for example...".

He's an alien, okay? They got different plumbing on this planet! They're all hermaphrodites or whatever!

Danny is angry. But also: Danny is very ok with everything. Danny supports everything. He's open-minded. He loves everything what is full of love in his eyes. For Danno that pregnant alien dude is a picture of love. Danno sees friendship there. And thinks that this scene is beautiful and touching. Danno isn't any -phobe. So... It's possible that being in love with an alien would be ok for him too. And other things different than their "traditional" hetero life would be ok too then. "Sex with a man", Steve thinks, "being in love with a man. Alien man. Human man. Or such human alien like me. Okay".

Danny is talking and talking but Steve is now processing thoughts. "Soo... No problem for Danno. Okaaay. So he could be, uh, hetero man in love with another hetero man. Because there would be a love. And friendship. And it would be beautiful. And it's not about falling in love with a sex (gender) but... with a person, that person's soul, huh? So... if alien is ok, then neanderthal Super Seal..."

He tries to hide the smile 😈

Danny is now trying to explain his feelings, poor Danny thinks that Steve just wants to know why Danny likes that movie and that Steve needs something like 1000 reasons why Enemy mine is a great movie 🤭 [oh, Steve likes that movie! 😈 as he said at the beginning, when he came to Danny's room: "Enemy mine? Mm-hmm. That's awesome. I feel like I'm in a time machine"].

Poor Danny. Steve just wanted some answer. And he's just got it. So, Danny, you can stop now xD "You know what? Forget it" - Steve says. "I know what I needed to know", Steve thinks.

Danny is like WTF? And Steve...

Steve can't hide his smile ^^

I mean... That scene is very special imo. I just... I see one big "Danny would be ok with being supersealromantic/sexual" there. I see "Sometimes people in Hawaii may think that Danny is Mr Nope, Mr Conservative, Mr Give me sexy Girlssss Please but... it's not like that". I see there something similar to that scene from season 5 (with that gay cover and being ok with that and smiling when Ruth says "gay marriage") - similar but more hidden. I see there Danny showing that he is really sensitive and that all he needs in the world and all what matters to him is love and friendship. And yeah, I see there:

Steve: Me as your husband... Problem?

Danny: No problem!

*green light*

;)

I accidentally, Sterek. I love these two so much, ok? Hope you like it :) (as usual, reblog is love, but please please don’t repost art in a new post/use without asking me. <3 )

The bird judges me so strong. He knows I'm home, not at work, with my child ill and I use the fact he does a nap. And I'm writing about McDanno crack fanfic during his nap. Don't look at me like it. I'm a fricking opportunist, I know it.

And this bird is beautiful too.

Burrowing Owls (Athene cunicularia), family Strigidae, order Strigiformes, FL, USA

photograph by Reenie Ram

Happy Lei Day 😝