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First time with incorrect quotes... forgive me !
Because :
And I don't have time to write, or I write only in french because I'm realist, my english isn't so good... but I need to do something.
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Steve: Oops! I broke your sofa bed Danno! To make it up to you, why don't you come sleep over? Danny: Didn't Kamekona break the sofa at your place this weekend too? Steve: I have a bed, you know? Danny: Mary's? Didn't she take it with her when she moved? Steve: I still have a bed. Danny: You threw out the one in the guest room because it was rotten… Steeve: But I still have a bed. Danny: … Steeve: There's enough room for both of us. Danny: Is this all a conspiracy to get me into YOUR bed? Steeve: I'm pleading the 5th Amendment. But I still have a very good bed.
to @mayberrycryptid @goneahead @alohaspaceman @alea-says
Oahu, ext
Steve, on phone: Come on. Come on. Come on. Chin: Kelly. Steve: Chin! I need know where the nearest bakery! Chin: What? Steve: Bakery. Now. Chin: You exploded again Oahu? Steve: I don't have time Chin. Bakery. Now. Danny'll kill me! Chin: Brah, I like you but I don't know… You don't keep your promise. You had promising if Danny rest in peace in home after his last injury, you don't explose anything in Oahu. Steve: I know. It's not my fault okay. Chin, please. Chin: You don't learn brah. Where is Kono? BIG EXPLOSE Kono: Hooray!!! That's fun! Eh, Boss! What do I do with these morons?! Chin: Okay, Danny'll kill all us. How could I have thought that you two would make a reasonable team? I should have gone with you, not Kono. Steve: Book'em Kono. Chin, it's too last. Bakery. NOW! … Steve: Shit… I have double call. Shit. Danny calls me. Chin! Kono: Hey, Boss, can I come again next time with you? I love it! Chin: …
When you leave Steve unattended...
Oahu, somewhere...
Danny: We're not married Steven! Steve: We are partners, Danny. Partners. Danny: Ever not married and not in love relationship. Steve, upset: You know what, okay. Steve throws the tool and falls on a knee. Danny: What… Steve: Danny, do you want to marry me? … Danny: You know what, take me on a date first. And pay it. Oh… for the next time, you better have a ring with you when you ask me again. Steve, smirking and boastful: … Date tonight. Tomorrow, I'll have the ring and marriage certificate ready too. Danny, smiling coquettishly: Sure, animal.
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How the episode should have gone.
They just lost the good script. 🤣😆😉
Oahu, INT, Day
DANNY: right, cancel everything, tomorrow from 3:30, you’re mine. We’re going to get all that paperwork done before the weekend. I’ve got kids who want to go to the beach.
STEVE: I’m “yours”, huh Danny?
DANNY: You’re mine everyday, baby, you know that.
STEVE: Can I come to the beach, too?
Steve: I don’t date men.
Danny: [walks in]
Steve: I marry them.
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The potential of this meeting…
first reaction, second reaction, final reaction
But what is he doing? What, he just… My Super SEAL. Tonight, you and me, your bed, and lots of love.
I wish Danny was there that episode where they were hunting those guys down in the jungle and Steve had the black camo paint all over his face so Danny could just call him a freak the whole time
Tani: Don't you get jealous? Danny: I never really had anything to worry about. Steve was never really good at the flirting thing. Steve: What are you talking about? It worked with you. Danny: Oh, you know what? You're right. We met, you flirted, and then bam! Ten years later you had me!
Steve flirting:
It's only the beginning about Steve's move on Danny. I say that, I say nothing, uh. 🤣
Thanks for all people make these GIFs.
Tani: Don't you get jealous? Danny: I never really had anything to worry about. Steve was never really good at the flirting thing. Steve: What are you talking about? It worked with you. Danny: Oh, you know what? You're right. We met, you flirted, and then bam! Ten years later you had me!
Steve: *carrying all the grocery bags in one trip*
Danny: *reaches out to help*
Steve: *switches the bags to one arm so he can hold Danny’s hand*
Danny: that’s not what I- okay
Steve: You know I can't say no when you look at me like that. Danny: That's why I look at you like that.
French fanfic McDanno + first chapter translate in english
Une image vaut mille mots alors je vais me simplifier la vie. Je n'ai pas fini de poster l'intégralité de l'histoire, mais je suis encore en révision des derniers chapitres et je me suis rendu compte qu'il fallait que je redivise mes chapitres 6 et 7 en deux parties chacune.
Bref.
Français : Une histoire de cheese cake qui ne contient pas de cheesecake mais du McDanno surnaturel
Résumé : Danny est un Ondin qui doit vivre à Hawaï pour voir sa fille. Steve est un loup-garou alpha qui est aussi un Navy SEAL super fort mais un gros idiot quand même. Et cela donne une bonne dose de crack-fic, de manigances mythologiques tournées et réinventées et les cheveux de Danny vont même vous épater, à un moment donné.
English : A story about a cheesecake in the title but in fact, that's not got a cheesecake anywhere. Just a supernatural McDanno.
Only first chapter in English now, I'll try to translate all my story, but I need more time for it. Like weeks. lol
Summary :
Danny is a Undin. Undin is the male of Undine (ok, it's my "french" adaptation because I don't love merfolk and that's not the good term, sorry, but it's true). Steve is an alpha werewolf, a super Navy SEAL too but above all the big goof. With some crack-fic, mythologiques shenanigans and my weirds delirium about mythology, like Hairs are magics.
At your own risk.
Cheesecake McDanno, french, all posted
Les neuf chapitres en français sont officiellement tous en ligne.
Ok, all the nine chapters for french McDanno fanfic are on AO3.
For readers in english only first chapter is online, I'll try tomorrow for the second chapter. And now, I'll go to sleep. 🥱😴
Steve: you’re an amazing dad
Danny: considering your father figures that’s not as much of a compliment as you seem to think