Is There A More Useless Fucking Cape In The Bay Other Than Triumph

is there a more useless fucking cape in the bay other than triumph

he literally got his ass beat in little league and instead of trying to you know, get better, he cries to his father and does magic steroids. and it doesnt even work. dumbass.

his gf (way out of his league btw), opened up about her trigger event and this vapid single celled organism responded with 'Believe me. I've been there.' What?

yeah, after you fucking sucked so bad at little league baseball you had to get fucking superpowers to contend, then when you rightfully were kicked out YOUR COMPARING THIS TO HER TRIGGER EVENT. AND YOU

YOU DONT EVEN TELL HER

AFTER SHE OPENS UP ABOUT YOUR TRIGGER EVENT

TRIUMPH????

THE CONVERSATION IS SO ONE SIDED TOO. BROTHER. YOU HAD IT IN THE BAG.

Prism is literally one of legend (fuck you legend, dont even get me started)'s personally trained capes, and im assuming who's being trained to be a leader. shes miles out of this trust fund neo baby dipshit's league. he has it in the bag. Triumph. what are you fucking doing.

if hes this bad now how fucking worse was he back then. holy shit. imagine vista having to listen to this dipshit when she has years of experience and power on him. shitty power too. Fuck you triumph.

god he's the only one who has a problem with defiant and gets bitched on it too and goes to sulk and whine about it.

WHILE SNUBBING HIS GIRLFRIEND.

jesus christ prism please. wake up.

she's trying so hard and he doesnt give a single fuck its actually painful.

HE DOESNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING EITHER. HE GETS BITCHED BY ARMSMASTER.

GET THIS. HE RELATES TO ARMSMASTER WITH BASEBALL.

LMAOOOOO.

'he could barely recognize her.'

does prism even know whats going on. doesnt say anything either, doesnt say why hes upset. while shes being so open. literally painful to read. (shes the future new york second in command btw) why are you angsting like this. go fucking talk to your girlfriend you whimp.

How do you fumble this badly triumph. brother you had it made. live it up as a househusband you useless prick, its not like you could do anything else with that shitty shitty power.

tldr fuck you triumph i fucking hate you

if triumph has 0 haters im dead

say what you want about Wildbow but at least he doesn't have the seething contempt for the genre he's working with like Garth Ennis

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