I Seriously Cant Get Out Of My Head Natsu As A Dad Just Calling His Kids Nicknames. Like Each Kid Has

I seriously can’t get out of my head Natsu as a dad just calling his kids nicknames. Like each kid has a nickname. And it’s things like Dragonette, Starfire, stardust, fireheart, etc.

Lucy thinks it’s adorable.

The kids love it too but when they get older they get embarrassed when he calls them stuff like that in public.

I was looking at a list of Fairy Tail characters the other day and found out that Wakaba has a daughter. I didn’t really try too hard find out anything about her but since I didn’t find a name for her when I googled it I decided that her name is now Juliet.

Hear me out. When Waianae and Macco found out they were having a kids at around the same time, they decided they would have to give them a couple name so that one day they would magically fall in love and their families would be united.

Since they were having a boy and a girl, the first names they thought of were Romeo and Juliet, because it’s such an iconic couple name.

So yeah, Wakaba has a daughter, and her name is Juliet.

Random thought I had the other day about Gruvia as parents.

Juvia is the one who initially wakes their kids by like shaking them in a gentle way and stuff but if they don’t get up after a couple of tries, she asks Gray to do it.

Gray walks to their rooms and tells them to get up. If they don’t he just picks em up without another word, goes downstairs and plops them on the couch. He just honestly does not have the energy to try anything else. After that either one of them makes food or they drag the kids to the guild and after they eat they wake right up.

Marauders Heights

Remus - 6’4

Was always the tallest

There were several points during their school years where the Marauders thought he would stop growing but he just… didn’t

One time Sirius was reaching for something on a really high shelf and Remus just walked over, grabbed it, and walked away

He didn’t even say anything he just left

Sirius is still a bit mad about this

The other Marauders begged Lily to brew him a shrinking potion and she eventually gave in after he made a joke about her being short

Remus was suspicious so he had a very small sip and only got down to 6’0

James was ecstatic to be even the slightest bit taller than Remus

Sirius threw a fit at still being shorter

Peter didn’t have high hopes to begin with

Peter - 5’7 1/2

Got a growth spurt first and was a bit taller then both James and Sirius during Second Year

He’s the shortest and he’s so close to 5’8 the Marauders let him get away with him telling people that

Sirius tried to use a height spell on him to make him taller in Sixth Year

The spell ended up making his tongue a foot long

The spell was temporary and to avoid Sirius getting another detention Peter ended up having that tongue for two weeks

Peter cut Sirius’ hair while he slept out of spite

Sirius - 5’11 3/4

Unlike Peter, Sirius isn’t allowed to round up with his height

If any of them hear Sirius give even the slightest indication that he’s 6’0 they will correct it and sometimes say he’s actually 5’10

Sirius actually would’ve been 6’2 but his growth was stunted because of all the abuse he suffered

Remus and James bully Sirius relentlessly for being short and Peter joins in too sometimes

Had a nightmare once that Reggie was taller than him

Secretly doesn’t mind that Remus makes fun of him for being shorter because he loves how tall Remus is

James - 6’1

As soon as he reached 6’0 he mentioned it to Lily constantly

Once tried using a stretching spell to make himself taller then Remus and ended up with a suspiciously long neck

Prongs looked like a giraffe

There’s definitely one of those things in his house that has kept track of his height

Has cornered Regulus with his height multiple times

*edited bc of anonymous comment*

The Marauders and people as things my Friends and I have said Part 2

Marlene (to James): You can tell all your other guy friends that a bunch of gay girls were putting flowers in your hair.

Alice: Give yourself a beard. Be normal.

Remus: Get in the chair.

Sirius: Cucumbers so sexy.

Pandora: Oh no, my fishbowl!

Alice: And Jesus would say “oh my god”.

Regulus: I’m not gonna let that happen because you’re not that amazing.

Barty: You’re the mentally insane version of your grandma.

Regulus: I am emotionally attached to this ruler.

Barty: I’m bored, let’s fry my goldfish.

Sirius: Don’t say the fuck word.

Mary: If I were a kidnapper, I would totally pick you.

Peter: I need my gummy bears so I can kill people.

Pandora: These poles are actually really good for pole dancing.

Sirius: This guy looks like he would hang out in a dumpster with me.

Marlene: That name is perfect for a gay bottom.

Barty: Broski was originated from the Russian president Taylor Swift.

Sirius: So I’m not like the pope…, I’m god.

James: Please stand up and hit the griddy for demonstration.

Sirius: I am a professional look good-er.

Marlene: Weird question, are you gay?

Regulus: The only animal I have in my house is my brother.

Pandora: Friends are like flowers. If you eat them, they die.

Remus: I want to get run over.

Marlene: He just wiggled like a gay man.

James: It’s not burnt, it’s just ripe.

Regulus: Go die.

Evan: Kids in the backseat cause accidents and accidents in the backseat cause kids.

Lily: Don’t body shame the thick bread.

Sirius: I’m not a British gay, I’m an American straight.

Marlene: Get gayed.

Sirius: My mom just made a very PG-13 word sequence.

Marlene: If you eat your child is that cannibalism or incest?

Lily: I’d be hot as a flower.

Evan: I’m technically not a virgin. In Hawaii a wave shot up my ass.

Regulus: Mommy I want a penis, why is it not growing?

Mary: Your butt is being used for the greater good.

Marlene: Do you think demons suck on toes?

Barty: Regulus is my sugar daddy.

James and Regulus in CR: I would have four kids with that man.

Sirius (About Remus): I would literally let him fuck me with a knife handle.

Dorcas: If there were no babies made then there’s nothing to feel guilty about.

Peter: Did you just call your own dad hot?

Sirius: My friends want me, mother.

Marlene: You can tell he’s gay by the way he looks out that window.

James: Nothing gets kinkier than a knife.

Regulus: Apparently I’m running from the trauma of my past.

Sirius: What you did to me on that table is going to leave some bruises.

Frank: Okay we are not raping a dead body.

Barty: I’ll take it as payment.

Peter: Do you have a knee caressing fetish?

Regulus in CR: Oh my god he has a sexy axe.

Is Forever 21 a James kinnie, a Lily kinnie, a Marlene kinnie, or a Dorcas kinnie? Let’s discuss