Pandora Lestrange - Tumblr Posts
someone please give me long rosekiller fic recs with a happy ending
James potter IS spiderman. he canonically has spiderwebs on his wand like CMON
honestly i think james still could’ve killed voldemort even without his wand. he could’ve just turned into a stag and skewered voldemort on his antlers like a kebab.
pandora was to regulus what lily was to remus
me 🤝 sirius black being scared of becoming our parents
okay i’m watching where the crawdads sing rn and why does tate lowkey look like grant? like
i love remus lupin because his internal monologue is just a shit ton of self hatred and thinking he’s a monster while at the same time the entirety of hogwarts is literally simping over him
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES
fav marlene variant
Would anybody be interested in reading a one shot (muggle au) where Reg, Barty, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas go urban exploring and find an abandoned "haunted" mansion and they explore it and they live silly lil adventures (no spoilers) ?
It's kinda niche and kinda based on my own urbex experiences and kinda very self indulgent and I already have so many wips to finish but... i love the idea
Here are my Marauders height headcannons:
Sirius Black - 6’5”
Remus Lupin - 5’10”
James Potter - 6’0”
Peter Pettigrew - 5’3”
Lily Evans - 5’5”
Marlene McKinnon - 5’11”
Dorcas Meadowes - 6’0”
Mary MacDonald - 5’6”
Alice Fortescue - 5’8”
Frank Longbottom - 5’9”
Regulus Black - 5’3”
Evan Rosier - 5’7”
Pandora Rosier - 4’10”
Barty Crouch - 5’7”
Xenophilius Lovegood - 5’6”
Narcissa Black - 5’2”
Andromeda Tonks - 5’5”
Bellatrix Lestrange - 5’7”
Lucius Malfoy - 6’4”
Severus Snape - 5’9”
What other headcannons do I post?
Can you imagine James and pandora hanging out with eachother?
Because I can see them just having the funniest conversations, like Pandora starts infodumping on James and he's sitting there absolutely fascinated and nodding along to everything she says
And everyone else is just starting at them like 'does he actually understand anything she's telling him?' 'I have no idea.'
James and Pandora sharing gossip because pandora somehow knows everything that goes on despite not being involved with any of it, and casually mentioning random stuff and James is like 'WHO LIKE EACHOTHER??' and James telling her about all their upcoming prank ideas and getting feedback because he knows she won't tell anyone, not even reg.
Pandora offering James surprising insight into how James's friends are feeling and talking with him about his emotions and basically being his therapist, and James offering pandora advice on how to talk to someone or why someone is in a bad mood with her or what to get her friends as presents because he's good with people
James and Pandora being unlikely besties and everyone wondering how it happened, but it just sort of, did.
pandora lovegood
— Friedrich Nietzsche
i can see james with the pink heart ones
siri wore the red in true whore fashion
remus prolly had red heart ones to match
pandora and peter both had yellow
barty for sure owned all the colours or charmed his to match his mood
evan wore green hearts so did dorcas
she also owned orange and yellow to match with marlene
lily also had green and orange
mary probably had blue, orange and purple
reggie thought it was all stupid until he saw james and melted
he now owns purple heart ones (for himself) and pink hearts to match
some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings
reggie: none or tumblr and pintrest (or he had all with secret accounts to stalk james)
barty: all. (he would be that thirst trapper)
evan: tiktok
pandora: pintrest
dorcas: insta and tiktok (specifically the creative, dress making/fashion side)
snape: he had most and then got bullied out of all
marauders era characters and what social media they would use the most
james: instagram
sirius: all of them
remus: snapchat
peter: tiktok
lily: pinterest (i know we all want her to be a tumblr girly but let’s be real… she was on pinterest)
marlene: tiktok (but specifically lesbian tiktok)
mary: tumblr
RIP Pandora Lovegood you would have loved Frog hats
As much as it pains me to say it, I am no Regulus girly, I am a James Fleamont Potter girly with Sirius Orion Black as a second father, and Remus and Regulus are just the fun uncles I spent weekends with so picked up a few things. Pandora was just my first female crush that’s why I act like her a little bit.
(Yes I did map out which marauders aesthetic I fit as if they where my family, no I will not be seeking help, IM RIGHT)
The Marauders and people as things my Friends and I have said Part 2
Marlene (to James): You can tell all your other guy friends that a bunch of gay girls were putting flowers in your hair.
Alice: Give yourself a beard. Be normal.
Remus: Get in the chair.
Sirius: Cucumbers so sexy.
Pandora: Oh no, my fishbowl!
Alice: And Jesus would say “oh my god”.
Regulus: I’m not gonna let that happen because you’re not that amazing.
Barty: You’re the mentally insane version of your grandma.
Regulus: I am emotionally attached to this ruler.
Barty: I’m bored, let’s fry my goldfish.
Sirius: Don’t say the fuck word.
Mary: If I were a kidnapper, I would totally pick you.
Peter: I need my gummy bears so I can kill people.
Pandora: These poles are actually really good for pole dancing.
Sirius: This guy looks like he would hang out in a dumpster with me.
Marlene: That name is perfect for a gay bottom.
Barty: Broski was originated from the Russian president Taylor Swift.
Sirius: So I’m not like the pope…, I’m god.
James: Please stand up and hit the griddy for demonstration.
Sirius: I am a professional look good-er.
Marlene: Weird question, are you gay?
Regulus: The only animal I have in my house is my brother.
Pandora: Friends are like flowers. If you eat them, they die.
Remus: I want to get run over.
Marlene: He just wiggled like a gay man.
James: It’s not burnt, it’s just ripe.
Regulus: Go die.
Evan: Kids in the backseat cause accidents and accidents in the backseat cause kids.
Lily: Don’t body shame the thick bread.
Sirius: I’m not a British gay, I’m an American straight.
Marlene: Get gayed.
Sirius: My mom just made a very PG-13 word sequence.
Marlene: If you eat your child is that cannibalism or incest?
Lily: I’d be hot as a flower.
Evan: I’m technically not a virgin. In Hawaii a wave shot up my ass.
Regulus: Mommy I want a penis, why is it not growing?
Mary: Your butt is being used for the greater good.
Marlene: Do you think demons suck on toes?
Barty: Regulus is my sugar daddy.
James and Regulus in CR: I would have four kids with that man.
Sirius (About Remus): I would literally let him fuck me with a knife handle.
Dorcas: If there were no babies made then there’s nothing to feel guilty about.
Peter: Did you just call your own dad hot?
Sirius: My friends want me, mother.
Marlene: You can tell he’s gay by the way he looks out that window.
James: Nothing gets kinkier than a knife.
Regulus: Apparently I’m running from the trauma of my past.
Sirius: What you did to me on that table is going to leave some bruises.
Frank: Okay we are not raping a dead body.
Barty: I’ll take it as payment.
Peter: Do you have a knee caressing fetish?
Regulus in CR: Oh my god he has a sexy axe.
Headcannon that Pandora was everyone’s wingman.
She would talk to any person for them to see if they were gay.
(BEFORE JEGULUS, DORLENE, ROSEKILLER, CAME ALONG-)
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Dorcas: “Dora… I found this girl at a party… COULD YOU MAYBE FLIRT WITH HER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS-“
Regulus: “Pandora, all I need you to do is chat up the guy and slyly mention if he likes guys…. That can kill you-“
Barty: “If you do this for me Pan, I’ll kick anyone in the balls for you-“
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