Carapace: If Any Of You Got Arrested, What Would Be The Charges?

Carapace: If any of you got arrested, what would be the charges?

Ladybug: Theft

Rena Rouge: Disturbing the peace

Chat Noir: Aggravated assault

Ryuko: Arson

Argos: All of the above. In that order, probably. And then murder

I spent way too long nitpicking on this

Imagine Ladybug assuming Chat Noir is a mediocre student because he seems like the type who wouldn't put much effort into studying. That he probably hates school.

And then when she finds out he's Adrien Agreste™- who's basically the best in class right after Max, thanks to all his homeschooling years, who's super serious about his grades, who loves school and learning.

Of course she just blue-screens in canon. I mean even I'm still surprised that boy is Chat Noir, and I'm the audience 😭

*season 4*

Chat Noir: My Lady, can you-

Ladybug: No. Sorry, I'm busy

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Adrien, *right after detransforming*: Hi Ladybug, can you-

Ladybug: Yes. Of course

Adrien, *internally*: You've got to be kidding me

Chat Noir: You call it a death experience...

Chat Noir: I call it a vibe check from God

Ladybug: *eye twitches*

me, when i started watching ML: i like this. some chat noir/adrien angst would be cool, it'd make him more complex.

ML: here's simon says and bubbler

me: ooooohh thank you

ML: here's collector

me: oh... oh shit...

ML: christmas special. glaciator. gorizilla. captain hardrock.

me: oh god okay that's—

ML: syren

me: *sobbing* oh my god you're hurting him you can stop no-

ML: anansi

me: *on the floor crying* you're breaking him!!! you're breaking my son!!!