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Damian: *unsheathing katana * What did you c-

Chat Noir: *already cataclysm on to protect Mari * I dare you, KID.

Ladybug meeting the batboys for the first time:

Batman: your a child.

Robin: an untrained one at that.

Ladybug: I'm not the one who brought a glorified pigeon.

Cat Noir: yea what is this? Bring your 9 year old to work day?

{master list}

You know what would be very pretty (as in, poetic cinema) as an ending scene for ML?

Older Adrien and Marinette stepping out of the townhall after their wedding to the first drops of a rainstorm, warmly smiling at each other as Adrien opens the original umbrella in yet another recreation of the iconic scene, complete with an In the rain remix, then them walking out arm in arm towards the Seine with angles reminiscent of the Solitude movie

(except it's not solitude because they're together, finally, and as we say in French, mariage pluvieux, mariage heureux, i.e. rainy wedding, happy marriage)

Imagine Ladybug assuming Chat Noir is a mediocre student because he seems like the type who wouldn't put much effort into studying. That he probably hates school.

And then when she finds out he's Adrien Agreste™- who's basically the best in class right after Max, thanks to all his homeschooling years, who's super serious about his grades, who loves school and learning.

Of course she just blue-screens in canon. I mean even I'm still surprised that boy is Chat Noir, and I'm the audience 😭

Headcanon #562

Adrien's totally a fan of spy x family, right? Right?

Headcanon # 273

The Gorilla (Placide) is mute and taught Adrien a couple of signs when he was younger

Miraculous headcanons😉

*Marinette has eyelash extentions, you think those thick, long and lushes lashes are natural? Nah.

*Nino has a twitch channel. He invites his friends and ofc Alya a lot when he streams. Marinette and Max get invited pretty frequently. And Nino also invites Adrien cuz he wants Mari to "bond" with him.

The vibes are 🤌

*Adrien knows how to write in perfect cursive.

*Mari and Alya can communicate with just facial expressions and eye movement. So can LB and Chat.

*Birthday headcanons:

Marinette: August 28 (Virgo)

Adrien: February 23 (Pisces)

Alya: May 9 (Taurus)

Nino: June 30 (Cancer)

Chloe: December 13 (Sagittarius)

Kagami: January 19 (Capricorn)

Luka and Juleka: June 27 (Cancer)

*Adrien became a nightowl thanks to the black cat miraculous.

*Adrien and Marinette both have secret boxes in their rooms filled with gifts LB and CN have received from civilians.

*Adrien has dimples😊

Here's some more ml headcanons, lovelies😊

*Marinette was the quiet kid at school before she met Alya (due to bullying). She never talked unless spoken to, or if she necessarily had to. She never stood up for herself either.

*Both Adrien and Marinette have eyebags, but they cover it up with makeup.

*Ladybug and Chat can communicate with just facial expressions and eye contact.

*We all know that Ladybug is very tired for obvious reasons. She has involuntarily fallen asleep in public... multiple times.

There's even multiple "Every time Ladybug has fallen asleep in public" comps on YouTube. It's cannon that Mari falls asleep in public sometimes, so I thought it would be funny if she was the same way transformed.

*Ladybug gave Chat Noir a happy meal from McDonald's once as an apology for being cranky earlier that day.

I have this headcanon that Zoé has this thing she does at random moments, Idk how to explain this but here's a few examples:

Zoé: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Adrien Agreste?

Adrien: Yeah, I get that a lot...

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Zoé: You look like my friend Marinette.

Marinette: *sigh* ZOÉ.

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Zoé: You remind me of this blogger. Have you heard abt the ladyblogger? Yeah, you look like her.

Alya: Oh wow, you don't say?

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Personally I find this hilarious, but maybe it's just me😅

Even more ml headcanons for u my lovlies!!

*Marinette is bi, and so is Adrien, but he has higher preference for women. We all knew he was a little bit... 💅

*Fall is Marinette's fav season, Adrien's is summer.

*Mari's love language is physical touch and gifts, while Adrien's is words of affirmation.

*Nobody tells "ur mom" jokes in Adrien's presence, because the first time they did he cried.

*Marinette sewed tiny matching sweaters for Plagg and Tikki.

*When CN and LB defeated Monarch Adrien got to live with Mari because he wanted to and nobody else was against it.

*The whole class (minus Lila, Chloe and Sabrina) are total meme lords, they quote vines and tiktoks daily like a freaking Bible verse.

*The school even has a meme insta account ran by the students (with adult supervision ofc), every student follows that account and they can also submit meme suggestions and stuff.

I've been inspired by another post I saw earlier this week to think about how the Miraculous might affect their holders. so here I go! I apologies for any misinformation about a certain animal here, I just found some info online. so there's only a few things in here with each animal...

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Ladybug holders are extra sensitive to the cold, and can get sleepy.

Since Ladybug's are the most well liked bug (probably), humans are naturally drawn to them. this explains why so many people suddenly started to develop crushes on Marinette.

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Cat holders have night vision and improved hearing.

Cat holders tend to be night owls.

Cat holders have the ability to purr in and out of costume.

Cat holders get affected by catnip.

Cat holder's nails grow faster and a little thicker than normal.

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Ladybug (creation) holders get along well with the living while Cat (destruction) holders get along better with the dead. what I mean by that is, terminally ill people, for example, feel at peace in the presence of cat holders. while animals, nature and children alike feel at peace with Ladybug holders and thrive in their presence.

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Bee holders are also sensitive to cold temperatures.

Bee holders have a heightened sense of smell and taste.

Female bee holders start craving jelly.

Pollinator holders (Bee, Ladybug etc) are drawn to plants.

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Bug holders get along with bugs better than others.

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Pig holders sweat less.

Pig holders have a tendency to be talkative.

Pig holders have better memory than most.

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Tiger holders are one of the fastest miraculi.

Tiger holders have an increase in appetite.

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Goat holders get cravings for salads.

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Mouse holders produce more vitamin C.

Mouse holders like to walk by walls when they can.

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Fox holders have improved hearing.

Fox holders can sense the magnetic field of the earth.

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Turtle holders are drawn to light.

Turtle holders might become "slow" they process things slower than before, and sometimes respond later than usual.

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Snake holders can hiss (???) like snakes.

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Horse holders have fast reflexes.

Horse holders rarely vomit.

Horse holders produce more saliva than the average human.

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Monkey holders like to "groom" their loved ones. they play with their hair, or pick at loose hairs on their clothes or lint. they're just generally touchy.

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Dog holders tend to follow their loved ones blindly. they become very affectionate and are sometimes blinded by their love for others.

Dog holders tend to get excited easily.

dog holders tend to "look out for their pack" they always check if everyone is present in group settings, and protect their loved ones when vulnerable.

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Rooster holders tend to be early birds.

Rooster holders like order in their daily lives and in their relationships.

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Ox holders tend to be quiet and reserved.

Ox holders tend to be comforting and reliable people.

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Rabbit holders are usually very expressive with their face and body language.

Rabbit holders, like cat holders, have the ability to purr.

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Peacock holders are drawn to bright colors.

Peacock holders hate being alone.

Some Peacock holders can become aggressive if worked up.

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Dragon holders have a tendency to hoard.

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Butterfly holders tend to drink a lot. doesn't have to be water, as long as it's liquid.

Butterfly holders have trouble regulating their body temperature.

Adrien Fashion Headcanons (as in, when he gets his own style)

(Post-Reveal Queerplatonic Ladynoir, and also after Adrien quits being a model for his father)

Marinette and Adrien knit/sew together. Marinette sews her designs for her brand (let's say she's already developed a website) and Adrien crochets. He usually ends up crocheting a shit load of sweaters, all mismatched patterns but with complimenting colours.

He wears them ALL the time, especially over a button-up and with slightly ripped straight jeans. The sweaters are a statement piece and sometimes he'll get fans to suggest different patterns for when he starts crocheting a new sweater.

Another thing he crochets a lot are beanies. Usually they are quite simple and a solid colour.

He figures out how to crochet a beanie that has cat ears once you put it on [i have one like this!], and he makes a chat noir themed one after a fan suggests it

He sells the beanies under Marinette's brand after the fans peg him about selling them, and he also models them for her.

He also sells the odd sweater too.

Somehow, he convinces Marinette to let him name the beanies/sweaters an absurd pun. She pretends to hate it but they make her laugh

Along with his sweater collection, he has a knitted turtleneck collection (though he bought these)

He gets a wolf/layered haircut. Need I elaborate?

He gets Luka and Juleka to dye his hair pink. This starts a trend.

He grows out his nails and Luka paints them (usually bright-coloured gels, which annoys Gabriel [we don't care about him here tho])

He permanently wears little circular stud earrings, and when he transforms into Chat Noir, they turn into little paws

He also sometimes wears fake cuff earrings

He and Luka share rings and have a massive collection of them.

Juleka and him model Mari's designs for her website, and when Marinette releases a hero-themed fancy dress line, Juleka wears the masculine fits and Adrien wears the feminine fits (imagine Juleka in a suit and Adrien in a dress)

^this makes the fans go crazy (Adrien's, Mari's, and Juleka's fans)

He doesn't buy clothes from any particular section (so, like, he wears crop tops from the women's section and button-downs from the men's)

(All the clothes on Marinette's website are also gender-neutral)

His shoe collection is extensive, ranging from multiple types of Converses, Vans, Dr Martens and Reeboks

He stops growing when he's, like, 16 and becomes the shortest guy in the class and he gets mega insecure about it so his Converses and Docs are mostly all platforms.

He likes to wear funky, patterned socks

He has a skincare routine

He LOVES the feeling of wearing makeup, especially eyeshadow and eyeliner

He becomes Juleka's mannequin when she finds a new look she wants to try

(I also headcanon that he and Juleka are really, really, close friends)

He joins the art club to crochet