*about Lila*

*about Lila*

Chat Noir: How did she die?

Ladybug: Natural causes

Chat Noir: You pushed her off the roof

Ladybug: Gravity is natural on this planet

*Plagg as a human*

Plagg: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died

Plagg: I will not yield

Sabine: We're having a baby

Adrien: Oh, congratu-

Sabine: * slamming adoption papers onto the tabel*

Tom: It's you, sign here, please

*how weredad should have gone*

Marinette: *nervously* Oh, hey! What are you doing here?

Chat Noir, *suspicious*: I could ask you the same question

Marinette: I live here. This is my house

Chat Noir: I should probably ask you a different question

Marinette: *sighs in relief when he looks away*

Shadybug: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Shadybug: What an idiot

Shadybug: *realizes it's Claw Noir*

Shadybug: Wait, that's MY idiot!