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Aaaaah thank you for the tag! 🥺

Tagging @krystalkitdemi @stygian-rottt and others!!

Favourite Colour(s): Blues and Purples are my absolute fave colours.

Currently Reading: To Light A Sacred Flame by Silver Ravenwolf. This is a book about a beginners guide to practicing Witchcraft! Highly recommend it!

Last Song: Karchata by Folknery. This is a Ukrainian song about two women fighting over a man and met one another in the woods to poison each other. They died in the woods and are said to haunt the place there. This is a lesson teaching women to not take violence on one another.

Last Movie: The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It. Great movie! Not really scary enough for me tbh but i loved it!

Last Show: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, duhhh! Ive been rewatching Battle Tendency a lot.

Sweet, Spice, or Savory!: Ooo this is difficult! I love Spice and Savory the most, i rarely have a sweet tooth!

Craving: Im craving some Panera Mac n cheese now that i mentioned Savory... Ill take that or Pizza rolls... Yum

I was tagged by @loki-hargreeves 💚 Thank you, lovely human!!! [original post]

Rules: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better.

Favorite color: Red, it’s been my hair color at LEAST 8 times (but lately I’ve been wearing a lot of green bc Loki)

Currently reading: Rereading the Loki: Journey Into Mystery comics cause I found a rare physical copy of Vol 1 in a local comic store

Last song: Very Full from the Loki show soundtrack

Last movie: Crimson Peak. I’ve been seeing gifsets of it everywhere lately so I decided to give it a watch, and I was NOT disappointed. I’m a slut for a good horror film (bonus points for  Hiddleston)

Last show: Definitely Loki. I have this problem where when an episode comes out I watch it 4+ times before the next comes out

Sweet, spicy, or savory: Sweet for suuuuuuuure

Craving: Hmmm I think cosmic brownies rn

Tagging: @lokiperfection @hiddlesherethereeverywhere @asgardian-viking @literally-just-loki @orionndjarin @yourfinalbow @booty-boggins @roseallisonparker @dancingirishman

I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.

If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.

If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we'd never come up with those ears.

If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn't know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.

We wouldn't know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.

My point here is that we don't know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they'd been all around us the whole time.

Since you guys liked the first one so much, ill do some more!

PILLAR MEN QUOTES (PART 2)

Wamuu: Joseph, my old friend!

Joseph: I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Wamuu: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

Joseph: YOU CHEATED!

Caesar: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what’s the problem?

Esidisi: I… can confirm that that actually happened.

Joseph: …What.

Kars: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Santana: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

Esidisi: Don't go to the kitchen.

Joseph: Why?

Esidisi: I saw a spider.

Joseph: Well, did you kill it?

Esidisi: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

Santana: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.

Santana: I need my socks.

Santana: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

Santana: *writing a letter*

Santana: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

Wamuu: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.

Esidisi, fighting Joseph: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

Kars: I am literally evil incarnate.

Kars: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.

Kars: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

Joseph, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted.

Joseph, looking at Kars: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.

Esidisi: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.

Esidisi: *upends the bottle*

Kars: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

Santana: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Joseph: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

Kars: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

Caesar, about Joseph: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

Kars: I'm allergic to death.

Wamuu: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.

Wamuu: It's me.

Wamuu: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.

Joseph: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

Wamuu: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

Santana: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

Kars: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Kars lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Wamuu: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.

(( I'll hold you Wamuu! ☺ If you want to see more of these or personal HCs for the Pillar Men, feel free to ask me! ))

This just came to me, but i think its a valid theory:

I know some people who watched jojo dub complained about the accents, but hear me out; it actually makes sense.

Remember how when Santana learned English in a couple minutes simply from hearing Stroheim speak? Well. I think the reason the other pillar men have accents is because of the fact they listened to Joseph speak, and since he's British, they all kinda developed that accent as well simply from learning the language through Joseph talking. This would entirely make sense since the only people they encountered upon awakening that actually spoke to them were Joseph and Caesar.

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Im so glad its not only me. Its so annoying!

is anyone else getting more bots/people with no posts and distinctly bot-like pfp and backgrounds following them? because I have had 3 in less than 24 hours and it’s weird