Some Of My Favorite Pictures From The Bungou Stray Dogs Photoshoot At Otakon!

some of my favorite pictures from the bungou stray dogs photoshoot at otakon!

Bungou Stray Dogs as Screenshots of Despair, pt. 3

Bungou Stray Dogs as Troubled Birds, part 2/3

Bungou Stray Dogs as some of my favorite Epithet Erased quotes:

Dazai: Mano a mano! Pistol to pistol! Ugly rat man vs the... grossest face I can make while fighting!

Fyodor: You know, I do have feelings.

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Atsushi: He's trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke's on him! I've never been secure in my life! And I'm not about to start now!

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Kunikda: I promised I'd work myself to death by the age of 35! Anything less means I wasn't trying hard enough!

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Tachihara: Listen here, Mr. Assassin-

Gin: Miss.

Tachihara: Oh! O-oh my gosh, I am SO sorry.

Gin: It's quite alright! Please, continue with your threat.

Tachihara: Oh, right. Thank you.

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Kyouka: I wish my mom was a ghost. She's just dead.

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Dazai: Aww, c'mon man! Be cool.

Kunikida: Everyone knows the coolest thing to be... is an upright citizen.

Dazai: LAAAAME!

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Akutagawa: (regarding Atsushi passing out) Did he just pass out from the shock? What a weenie. Half of my bones are broken and you don't hear me complaining!...much.

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Kouyou: [The woman steps forward and unsheathes a real ass, goddamn sword and points it at them.]

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Chuuya: How did you manage to crash my car in the TEN MINUTES I was gone?!

Dazai: I don't know, man! It's not my fault!

Chuuya: Dude, you've crashed five cars in the same year? I think you're the common denominator at that point!

Dazai: (whining) THE ROAD WAS WIGGLY!!

a few more pictures!

some of my favorite pictures from the bungou stray dogs photoshoot at otakon!

Tachizaki Incorrect Quotes

they’re so underrated but i love them

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Tanizaki: Is something burning?

Tachihara, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Tanizaki: Tachihara, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Tachihara: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

Tanizaki: Only if you also don't ask why.

Tanizaki: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of his bag*

Tachihara: ...

Tachihara, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

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Tachihara: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Tanizaki: What did you do?!

Tachihara: NOBODY DIED!

Tanizaki: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Tachihara: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Tanizaki: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

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Tachihara: What the fuck.

Tachihara: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.

Tachihara: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.

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Tanizaki: How the hell are you still alive?

Tachihara: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

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Tanizaki: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Tachihara: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Tanizaki: Th-that's not how that works-