Soukoku Incorrect Quotes (1)

Soukoku Incorrect Quotes (1)

Dazai: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Chuuya: Isn't that just killing people?
Dazai: Ah, technicality.

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Dazai: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? 
Chuuya: *chugs entire bottle* 
Chuuya: It’s perfume.

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Chuuya, at Dazai's funeral: I need a moment with him.

Everyone: Of course. *They leave*

Chuuya, leaning over Dazai′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Dazai: Yeah, no shit.

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Chuuya: When I was your age-

Dazai, mocking Chuuya: When I was your height.

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Listen here you little shit-

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Chuuya: I want to kiss you.

Dazai, not paying attention: What?

Chuuya: I said if you die, I wouldn’t miss you.

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Dazai: That was so hot, Chuuya.

Chuuya: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Dazai: I'm so in love with you.

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Chuuya: Are you ready to commit?

Dazai: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Chuuya: Hey, you want a tarot reading?

Dazai: Those are Pokemon cards.

Chuuya: You got a magikarp.

Dazai: ...

Chuuya: It means 'fuck you'.

a piece for my miraculous x bungou stray dogs crossover series, wherein dazai and chuuya go undercover at françoise dupont as marc and nathaniel! (i kinda got lazy with the background, but whatever...)

my first post here! here’s me as chuuya at this year’s otakon!

some of my favorite pictures from the bungou stray dogs photoshoot at otakon!

Bungou Stray Dogs as Screenshots of Despair, pt. 2

Soukoku Incorrect Quotes (2)

Chuuya: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Dazai: *sighs*

Dazai: I killed a man.

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Dazai: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Why are you eating dirt?

Dazai: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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Chuuya: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Dazai: It's Dazai.

Chuuya: What did he do this time?

Dazai: No, it's me, Chuuya. It's actually me.

Chuuya: What did you do this time?

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Dazai: Pros and cons of dating me.

Dazai: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Dazai: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Chuuya: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Chuuya: And atoms never touch each other.

Chuuya: So in my defense, boss. I did not punch Dazai.

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Chuuya: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Dazai: Killed without hesitation.

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Dazai, admiring a sleeping Chuuya: You’re so cute.

Chuuya, sleepily: I could beat your ass.

Dazai, lovingly: I know.

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Dazai: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Chuuya: What?

Dazai: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Chuuya: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?