If The Lives Of Christopher Chant Ever Becomes A Movie/series, The Cricket Scene Better Be Just As Iconic

If The Lives of Christopher Chant ever becomes a movie/series, the cricket scene better be just as iconic as Twilight’s baseball scene

Twilight Was Written for the Wrong Genre

Seriously, these books should never have been written as a romance - they were clearly meant to be a comedy!

Vampires stuck in high school for all of eternity and then giving said vampires ridiculous powers that could lead to hilarity if they just bothered to interact with humans? ALL GOLD. 

You can’t tell me that Emmett Cullen didn’t casually lift and shift his car over in clear views of humans because he realized he parked outside of the lines. 

You can’t me that Alice never trolled people by randomly commenting on future events (saying “ouch” right before someone walks face first into a locker) and then acting like she never said that in the first place. 

You can’t tell me that Eddie never got so pissed off at humanity that he didn’t repeat people’s thoughts back at them like an annoying little kid (and then just saying they’re easy to read, which is basically the equivalent to fluorescents and adrenal rush as far as lies go).

It just works so much better if we ignore the romance and just focus on vampires who just forget to act human sometimes

These are so cute!

anyway here’s a pile of all my various much ado doodles, mostly the idiot otp but also a lone hero (claudio who? never met him)

Does anyone know where I could find the 2015 version of “The Importance of Being Earnest” with David Suchet? It used to be on youtube, but I can’t find it anymore. Since I think it was professionally filmed, if it’s available for purchase, I’d love to know that too!

Check Please Should Be An Animated Series

Honestly, with the fact that there are so many animated series now that a) have an older audience following and b) have an LGBT audience following, this is kind of the perfect series to adapt!

Just imagine:

Ransom and Holster have an actual theme song for “Hockey Shit with Random and Holster”! I can picture exactly how it sounds in my head, and Jack’s still the only one who can hear it

Not enough material for a full season? ANIMATE BITTY’S TWEETS/THE EXTRAS!!! 

Wait, ANIMATE ASK A WELLIE! Make it another segment like “Hockey Shit”!

Also we could totally include the ghosts haunting Ransom, poor guy

John Johnson the existential goalie 110% has all of his dialogue appear in a speech bubble as he talks (though we don’t see him), but the words are Star Wars intro style

Also I just want Ollie and Wicks randomly appearing throughout the series and commenting on things

IMAGINE HEARING JACK’S VOICE WITH A FRENCH CANADIAN ACCENT

JACK SPEAKING FRENCH

JACK AS AN UGLY BABY

JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK

Bitty and his accent!!!

I’ll probably think of more later (and please add more!), but just - Check Please: the Animated Series!!!

Reasons Why Howl Moved to Ingary:

1)      The magic! The fashion! The wizardly aesthetic!

2)      Tax avoidance