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I see this question going around and I can’t help but wonder who would win in a fight - the twilight vampires or the tvd vampires. As much as I hate to admit it, I have to give it to the twilight vampires, but what do you think?
People really don't realize how ridiculously overpowered vampires of Twilight are.
It's not a secret most people see Twilight, and their vampires, as a joke: they sparkle, and that's definitely not scary. But they're basically indestructible, and tvdu vampires can be killed with a wood pencil, there's no chance a tvdu vampire is taking down any twilight vampire. Not even Hope, Klaus or any other Original for that matter.
Essentially;
Tvdu vampires:
Can be weakened by vervain
Can be weakened by wood
Can die in the sun
Can die in the sun if you take their daylight ring away
Can have their bones broken easily
Can be staked
Can have their heart removed
Susceptible to witchcraft
Especial poison can either dessicate or incapacite them
Twilight vampires:
Almost all weakness of tvdu vampires don't apply to twilight vampires
Obviously bad written, but still stronger
Tvdu vampires can bleed, be stabbed, die in human ways but still come back to life but they're down if there's wood in the equation, while Twilight vampires literally need to be ripped apart first, be incapacitated and then be set on fire so they're definitely dead. And even then, the pieces of their bodies can literally reconnect if they're close enough, if I'm correct, or they can also lick the wombs to stick it together again.
Twilight vampires are practically rocks, harder than diamonds, their skin is impossible to penetrate so stabbing is impossible, and getting their hearts ripped out won't kill them anyway. Canonically, the only thing that can harm a Twilight vampire is a vampire themself or werewolf teeth. They also cannot be compelled, due to how their brains work, and magic isn't really gonna harm them, being deprived of blood just turns their eyes black while tvdu vampires get considerably slower and practically dry out.
The Originals were getting their ass beaten by witches and vampires almost every season, and an eighteen years old actually managed to kill one of them, so unless Twilight vampires don't have a white oak stake I'm pretty sure they would end up in a standstill.
There's Jane too, who died burnt and her gift is making people feel her pain as she died, basically being burned alive, so perhaps she can kill a tvdu vampire with her mind alone due to this. Alec can practically take away people's senses so in my opinion, they're both cleaning the tvdu verse without moving a finger.
Perhaps Hope is the only one that stands a chance, but only taking into account her witch abilities, as her vampire and werewolf side are significantly weaker than the Twilight contraverse.
I'm really not trying to start a debate here. I loved Twilight as a child, and I adore tvdu a lot more, but once again, every single supernatural creature in Twilight is ridiculously overpowered.
Twilight Was Written for the Wrong Genre
Seriously, these books should never have been written as a romance - they were clearly meant to be a comedy!
Vampires stuck in high school for all of eternity and then giving said vampires ridiculous powers that could lead to hilarity if they just bothered to interact with humans? ALL GOLD.
You can’t tell me that Emmett Cullen didn’t casually lift and shift his car over in clear views of humans because he realized he parked outside of the lines.
You can’t me that Alice never trolled people by randomly commenting on future events (saying “ouch” right before someone walks face first into a locker) and then acting like she never said that in the first place.
You can’t tell me that Eddie never got so pissed off at humanity that he didn’t repeat people’s thoughts back at them like an annoying little kid (and then just saying they’re easy to read, which is basically the equivalent to fluorescents and adrenal rush as far as lies go).
It just works so much better if we ignore the romance and just focus on vampires who just forget to act human sometimes
How Bellice Could Work in Canon...
...by bringing Edward and Jasper together.
Okay, hear me out
Since Alice can see the future, she knows how Edward's powers work before she meets him
And she knows who Jasper is and can see him together with Eddie in the future
But clearly this is a) not the time period where this will be accepted and b) you can't tell me that Eddie doesn't suffered from internalized homophobia
So when Alice meets Jasper, she teaches him how to conceal his direct thoughts from Eddie
And they manage it well! Alice and Jasper are both good actors as each others' beards (mlm/wlw solditary, my dudes), and the rest of the Cullens are none the wiser
Alice is on the lookout for Bella in every vision while Jasper waits in the shadows, easing Edward's depression when he can
So when Bella finally arrives, Alice is so jealous that Edward gets to meet Bella, but she covers it up by constantly begging him to let her meet Bella so they can become "girl friends"
Eddie is just thrilled to meet someone whose thoughts he can't here, so of course he assume it's love!
And Bi Bella still finds him pretty
But all that changes when she actually makes eye contact with Alice Cullen for the first time and her heart stops
Edward is suddenly so confused why his girlfriend is spending so much more time with Alice - and why Alice is avoiding him so drastically when she hangs out with Bella
Suddenly, he's going to Jasper for comfort working through his feelings
And over time it's suddenly easier to talk to Jasper than Bella
After all, Jasper understands him emotions - and definitely knows a thing or two about regret over past actions - and he actually helps Edward works through his complicated depressive feelings
Except then Eddie is realizing that his complicated feelings have gotten more complicated about Jasper
It takes some time and some advice from a surprisingly forward-thinking Carlisle and caring Esme
(Carlisle has lived centuries - of course he's cared for patients of all sexualities and values people based on who they are and not who they make googly eyes at)
(And Esme is just Esme - how could she not accept him???)
Edward assumes that the biggest hurdle for this will be Bella, and so he works up a lot of courage to go to her house and tell her...
...only to find her making out with Alice.
Which makes a lot more sense now that he thinks about it
(seriously, if he didn't have that mind-reading ability, Eddie would be terrible at reading people and you can't tell me otherwise)
Anyway, long story short, Alice and Jasper come clean about their "love affair" which everyone takes surprisingly well
The End!
Oh, wait!
In this version, Alice definitely chooses to make Bella a vampire after James goes after her because Bella wants it and Alice actively respects her choices (after a few days on the run and intense deliberation of course)
And then the gals take down their former stalker vampire-style and wind up with a much better ending
(Charlie cries at their wedding so much - he's always loved Alice dearly so how could he not adore her as her father-in-law?)
Best thing yet, no Resume! Just vampire shenanigans for the rest of the series (anyone want a "take down the Volturi properly" plot???)
The End! :)
Just Witch Things Masterlist
Pairings: Jasper Hale x Witch!Reader
Warnings: Anxiety, trauma, torture, violence, death, kidnapping, smut, PTSD…
Summary: What if witches existed and no one even knew? And what if a witch finds her One, who just so happens to be one of nature’s biggest regrets?
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why jasper cullen kinda .
While i’m on a Twilight kick though, did I miss a chapter or did the twi-hard fandom just collectively decide that Jaspers buddy Peter has an ability? Because in most fanfics I’ve read where Peter and Charlotte play any relatively significant role, Peter just somehow knows things. Not like Alice, obviously, but he’ll know if they (whomever a particular story’s focus characters may be) have to be somewhere or avoid some place or he’ll just get a “feeling” (usually that there’s trouble or even good fortune to come) about the path they’re on. And this phenomenon has occurred in different stories with different authors so I am quite befuddled, every time I find it I fall down a research rabbit hole with little to no answers. Help?
A new fandom to write for (please read and comment/reply)
Ok so the Paul Lahote twilight imagine is dojng WAY better then I thought it would its almoat to 100 likes. So I will be adding Twilight characters to my writings such as the wolfs, maybe some Cullens, plus Demtri and Alec?
But my main reason for this small post. This 2019 I have descovered the John Wick movies and they are defifnetley at the top of my favorite list for movies to rewatch. Sadly there arent many imagines/stories on being with him or being his kid. Would anyone be interested is me doing John Wicks Daughter imagines?
I'll probaly do them anyway but I'm just asking to see if people would read them just cayse they like my writings or because they actaully want more John Wick. I know I do.
Dating Jasper Hale/Cullen Would Include. . .
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Requested: @Anon - Can u write Jasper Hale and fem reader dating headcanon
You met when you were still human
Jasper immediately felt drawn to you
It was the only time that Jasper felt his power didn’t feel right to use without permission
It took him awhile to approach but nowhere near as long as it took Edward
All his siblings encouraged him to talk to you. They want him to be happy and maybe his mate could help with that.
What they weren’t expecting was you ended up also helping with his vampire side.
Which they were all grateful to no longer see Jasper struggling as much
Alice was excited when they came to town because of course she saw you in Jasper's future. (for sake of I love love Alice lets say she wother has her own mate or her and Jasper never got together romantically)
So she befriended you instantly. Which is how Jasper got to know a little about you before you both ever talked.
He helps you with school assignments
Carlise and Esme love you and think you make a great addition to the family, and your great for Jasper
Getting along with all his siblings. Even Rosealie love you and likes to steal you away with Alice to go shopping
You and Jasper first met and you were having a bad day and just so happened to be having an anxiety attack. Hiding it well but Jasper obviously could tell. It wasn’t how he planned to talk to you for the first time that day.
But Jasper used his power very lightly to help you destress
You both ended up skipping the entire period and just talked. Laughed even.
Jasper was genuinely having fun and enjoying himself
After that if you had the same class jasper sat next to you.
The two fo you got close rather quickly
When he told you about his secret you took it pretty well. You didn’t run screaming and you didn’t back away from him so he thought that it went very well.
You even asked him to stay the night afterwards
You radiate heat so having a very cold boyfriend was a plus
Loving to listen to Jasper talk about his life as a human and his time as a vampire.
Telling him flat out Maria was a bitch
Secretly feeling giddy when Jasper uses his southern charm on you
Jasper plans sweet intimate dates for the two of you
Loving his old fashioned gentleman ways (men need to learn some of those again, just sayin!)
Your parents/Parent love him, happy that their daughter found a true gentleman
You both like to be touching one another pretty much all the time
Even with Jasper powers he feels being with you is very calming
Jasper doesn’t like using his powers on you often, he doesn't like the idea of multipating you in any kind of way.
But even when he isn’t using his powers he has a calming effect on you.
You both talking about the future
So of course the subject of you turning has come up
If it means you’d have jasper by your side for eternity your all for it
Jasper has no problem with you becoming a vampire
He doesn’t want to live without you so it doesn’t bother him
Jasper has actually talked to Carlise about helping him be the one to turn you. Jasper wants to do it himself but he also doesn’t trust himself to stop.
It means the absolute world to you that Jasper wants to turn you himself and that he’s trying to work extra hard on his control so he can turn you.
Jasper helps you get through the change and helps you as a newborn
Your a pretty controlled new born which shocks the Cullens but it’s a pleasant surprise, to you as well.
Doing Vampire dates with jasper can turn very intimat
Going hunting together
Running together
Wrestling ;)
Him taking you to see new sights and places all around the world.
But he also still plans those dates that are simple still because you both love the simplicity of just being together, nothing fancy is needed when your together
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Yandere Cullens Family's Reactions to You Attempting to Escape:
WARNINGS: Yandere, running away, mature language, manipulation, toxic relationship, gaslighting, etc.
SUMMARY: You tried to run away from your kidnapper lover but your attempt failed and now you have to face the consequences of your actions. Problem is, how will your beloved yandere react to it and what are the punishments that lie ahead for you?
AUTHOR'S NOTE: We had the Volturi guards and now, we'll have the Cullens! I guess, I'm in my active writing era for tumblr, so don't be surprised if I end up posting a whole lot more. It can be about Twilight or even other fandoms. I'll definitely be posting more for Miguel O'Hara too. Also, I was supposed to post this later on but it got put on queue and I didn't know how to put it out of the list, so I apologize if it seems a little rushed.
MASTERLIST & REQUESTS: Have some wine before you leave, or suggest a good brand to me. any form of messages are a delight.
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EDWARD CULLEN aka THE MIND READER
He's a mind reader. That is the only thing you need to know about him to know that it's useless to even try to escape because Edward is already reading your mind to see the potential plans of your escape. He'll do everything to ensure you won't escape and if you managed to find a single hint that could bring your hopes up to do so, he'll immediately eliminate it by fixing the problem. If you had somehow— no one knows precisely how —managed to find an escape, then just know that he'll find you soon enough. Not even just because of his abilities as a vampire since he can easily track down your scent with them, but also because well— he can read your mind. Edward will know where you desperately want to go to and he'll know about the decisions that you'll make as you try to escape. So, good luck but it's practically impossible, unless you managed to outsmart him by thinking of some sort of distraction. But yeah, it's almost impossible because he's constantly reading your mind! Very nosy indeed for a vampire but even worse as a yandere vampire.
CARLISLE CULLEN aka THE DOCTOR
He would be disappointed. Carlisle isn't the type to get angry at people, but he would get disappointed in you when you try to run away because he thought you knew better than to do that. Honestly, out of everyone in the family, Carlisle is the yandere who gives the most freedom to his darling partner. Carlisle gives a lot of trust to you but after your attempt escape, which was most likely ruined because of another family member, he will definitely be keeping a closer eye on you. Carlisle will either give you a scolding after your escape or he will be quite silent while checking if you got any injuries while being outside. The latter is actually scarier than the first because it's unusual for Carlisle to be giving you the silent treatment and it would mean that he would be more cautious and give you less freedom from then on. However, instead of immediately locking you up in the house after your attempt escape, Carlisle will show you all the reasons to keep you in the house. It could be by showing you the wounds and deaths caused by a rogue vampire or even just by bringing you to the hospital to show you the potential wounds you could get by being outside.
ALICE CULLEN aka THE PSYCHIC
Same situation as Edward. She's a psychic. Alice can easily check through her gift when you feel even the slightest want to go against her. She'll immediately fix the problem and spend more time with you and be much more attentive too. However, if you decide to rebel against her far too many times, she might just let you attempt an escape. Under her watchful eye, of course, since she doesn't want anything to happen to her precious darling but Alice is sure she can make an accident or two happen around you or maybe worsen your day with some horrible mannered humans to get you thinking that going outside and rebelling against her isn't worth it. She'll be faking her worries when you finally decide to come back home to her and she'll fuss all over your health. Alice might hide it from you but she is strategic and quite smart, especially when it concerne you. Your attempt had also given Alice a chance to guilt trip you into being her personal dress up doll. Not that you already weren't before, but things are certainly much smoother if you follow her order like a sweet darling right?
ROSALIE HALE-CULLEN aka THE BEAUTY
Rosalie would be scoffing at your attempt. She's definitely annoyed and angry at you, but she is also blaming herself for it. Rosalie should have known you would try to escape and she probably had a feeling on that as well, yet she still decided to trust her darling. You could say that she considered it as a test to see your loyalty to her, one in which you had failed horribly. After she has finally calmed down from her anger, which could take a few days, she will return to you with a sweet smile and continue treating you as her precious jewel like she usually does. Now, you can ignore her attempts to win you back over with her charms and even insult her for it, but do remember that Rosalie could be the sweetest person in the world towards her darling, constantly spoiling you with affection and cherishing you with her gentle words. Her actions causes you to be awfully conflicted about your want to escape because why would you want to get away from someone who loves you more than anything in the world? Your doubts could be added if you had terrible partners in the past.
JASPER HALE-CULLEN aka THE SOLDIER
Jasper will definitely be hurt. I mean, which yandere wouldn't feel hurt at some point if their darling tries to escape? But out of everyone, Jasper is the one who shows it the most. He's trying so hard to adjust for his darling on everything. He had made renovations to his home, specifically to accomodate to your taste and comfort. He had to endure more trainings to keep his blood thirst under control because he doesn't want to hurt you, and so much more. Jasper doesn't expect you to return anything, not even your affections since he understands he needs to earn it, but you attempting to escape is almost like you were dismissing all of his efforts in one go or even worse, you didn't give a shit about them in the first place and that was what probably hurted him the most. Jasper will probably get stricter with you after that. He had tried to be fair and tried to respect your space before and to be quite honest, he is the yandere who gives the most freedom to you after Carlisle. His only rule was for you to not leave him. But you had to break the rule and now, you'll pay for the consequences.
ESME CULLEN aka THE LOVER
Esme has the same reaction as Jasper. She's hurt but she is also confused as well. Esme is really patient and she understands that you needed time and space to adjust living in her house, your new and sudden home that was completely foreign to you, and she's trying hard to get you adjusted and be as comfortable as possible. Like Jasper, she's doing everything she can for your comfort but unlike Jasper, she expects your acceptance in return. It's not as if she is expecting it in a cruel type of way with the mindset that she's doing something for you, so you should do something for her. No, Esme is nothing like that. However, Esme made sure she was doing everything right and she expected for your relationship with her to go more smoothly, not for you to suddenly escape. Your failed escape made her think she did something wrong, but she's confused because she had done everything right so far. Esme never forced you to return your affections, she wanted to slowly earn it, which is why after your failed escape, she had a talk with you and asked you why you tried to leave. Esme knows that she's flawed but she wants to improve herself and do everything she can to fix the problem but in no world would she ever let you go.
EMMETT CULLEN aka THE JOKER
Emmett is silent. He was so fucking silent that it actually scared you more than if he got angry at you and he had never gotten angry at you either but it's probably much better than the silent treatment you're getting. No teasings or even some bad jokes. Heck, not even his cheesy pick up lines. Emmett still takes care of you and spend time with you during his silent treatment though. He still cooks meals for you and cuddles with you while watching a horror movie, which is actually his favourite activity to do with you, but he still didn't say a single word. And it was starting to get to you as well. You had no one else besides Emmett in the house, sometimes his "siblings" would visit, but they don't talk much with you and you were beginning to slowly grow insane from the lack of conversations. It didn't matter how long it took but after some time, you broke down and begged for Emmett to speak to you because if the silent treatment continued on, you were sure you would go completely insane. Emmett was surprised when you begged him but he was pleased as well. He was silent all this time in order to make him more tolerable to you, but Emmett also knew that he would eventually break you and hoped it would be enough to get you to want to talk to him.
Dating Jasper Hale/Cullen Would Include. . .
Masterlist
Twilight Masterlist
Requested: @Anon - Can u write Jasper Hale and fem reader dating headcanon
You met when you were still human
Jasper immediately felt drawn to you
It was the only time that Jasper felt his power didn’t feel right to use without permission
It took him awhile to approach but nowhere near as long as it took Edward
All his siblings encouraged him to talk to you. They want him to be happy and maybe his mate could help with that.
What they weren’t expecting was you ended up also helping with his vampire side.
Which they were all grateful to no longer see Jasper struggling as much
Alice was excited when they came to town because of course she saw you in Jasper's future. (for sake of I love love Alice lets say she wother has her own mate or her and Jasper never got together romantically)
So she befriended you instantly. Which is how Jasper got to know a little about you before you both ever talked.
He helps you with school assignments
Carlise and Esme love you and think you make a great addition to the family, and your great for Jasper
Getting along with all his siblings. Even Rosealie love you and likes to steal you away with Alice to go shopping
You and Jasper first met and you were having a bad day and just so happened to be having an anxiety attack. Hiding it well but Jasper obviously could tell. It wasn’t how he planned to talk to you for the first time that day.
But Jasper used his power very lightly to help you destress
You both ended up skipping the entire period and just talked. Laughed even.
Jasper was genuinely having fun and enjoying himself
After that if you had the same class jasper sat next to you.
The two fo you got close rather quickly
When he told you about his secret you took it pretty well. You didn’t run screaming and you didn’t back away from him so he thought that it went very well.
You even asked him to stay the night afterwards
You radiate heat so having a very cold boyfriend was a plus
Loving to listen to Jasper talk about his life as a human and his time as a vampire.
Telling him flat out Maria was a bitch
Secretly feeling giddy when Jasper uses his southern charm on you
Jasper plans sweet intimate dates for the two of you
Loving his old fashioned gentleman ways (men need to learn some of those again, just sayin!)
Your parents/Parent love him, happy that their daughter found a true gentleman
You both like to be touching one another pretty much all the time
Even with Jasper powers he feels being with you is very calming
Jasper doesn’t like using his powers on you often, he doesn't like the idea of multipating you in any kind of way.
But even when he isn’t using his powers he has a calming effect on you.
You both talking about the future
So of course the subject of you turning has come up
If it means you’d have jasper by your side for eternity your all for it
Jasper has no problem with you becoming a vampire
He doesn’t want to live without you so it doesn’t bother him
Jasper has actually talked to Carlise about helping him be the one to turn you. Jasper wants to do it himself but he also doesn’t trust himself to stop.
It means the absolute world to you that Jasper wants to turn you himself and that he’s trying to work extra hard on his control so he can turn you.
Jasper helps you get through the change and helps you as a newborn
Your a pretty controlled new born which shocks the Cullens but it’s a pleasant surprise, to you as well.
Doing Vampire dates with jasper can turn very intimat
Going hunting together
Running together
Wrestling ;)
Him taking you to see new sights and places all around the world.
But he also still plans those dates that are simple still because you both love the simplicity of just being together, nothing fancy is needed when your together
Taglist:
@gruffle1 @padawancat97
My heart stuttered twice, and then thudded quietly again just once more. There was no sound. No breathing. Not even mine. For a moment, the absence of pain was all I could comprehend. And then I opened my eyes and gazed above me in wonder.
Holy. Crap. Realizing that Edward having Alice kidnap Bella and hold her hostage is dangerously close to what happened with Tamlin and Feyre...
But Feyre realized the relationship was toxic. Feyre. Got. Out.
I mean think about it Ianthe is like Alice (it hurts me to say it cause I love my Alice) and Lucien is idk Emmet? Jasper? And they’re all so committed to keeping her ‘safe’ from the Voltari//Prythian that they make a deal with the Voltari//Hybern? Feyre and Bella both becoming powerful immortals after almost dying for their love?
Main point: The same toxic relationship...but two different endings.
