Knowing That Ted Keeps His Identification In His Back Pocket In TGWDLM Means That It Is Entirely Possible

Knowing that Ted keeps his identification in his back pocket in TGWDLM means that it is entirely possible that the homeless man still has his ID card. Though, I believe if someone were to find it somehow, both the name and picture would be incredibly faded and scratched out just as extra proof that he will always just be the homeless man.

John finally working up the courage to shoot Wilbur during an encounter only for him to laugh the bullet wound off and stand there with half his face missing. Imagine the state, tentacles crawling in his face, his laugh, knowing John's gonna have that image burnt into his mind forever. God I love Wilbur body horror.

New AU idea where Wiggly's brothers get pissed off with him and end up beating him up and banishing him to the White, and now (much to his dismay) he has to reconcile with Webby.

I want Wiggly being absolutely pathetic, moping about and feeling sorry for himself while Webby just stares at him and goes "Get up you fucking dumbass, you look like an idiot."

As someone who's been minorly hyperfixating on cephalopods (specifically cuttlefish with a hint of octopus) for the past 3 days as a result of Hatchetfield/Wiggly, one of my favorite things is looking at videos of them doing random stuff (goofy or otherwise) and going, "Yeah, Wiggly would do that."

New headcanon that through the power of Ruth's general horniness and Richie's involvement in no doubt multiple anime fandoms, the two of them 100% conspire together during lunch and come up with ship names for people.

I know I joked about making an ask blog in the tags of the "Wiggly's stuck in the White" AU (which I'm officially dubbing "Into the White") post I made yesterday, but like-

Would anyone be interested in me actually making one? I feel like he'd be a fun character to rp as lol